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Oh the crack. the CRRRRRAAAACKKK. by setsuai

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Chapter notes: weee. crackness filled. naruto belongs to masashi kishimoto.(:
Naruto - Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Babayyyyy....
-piano music from All My Life by K-CI & JOJO-
Naruto - I Will Never Find Another Lover
Sweeter Than You
Naruto pointed at Hinata, who blushed.
Hinata - Sweeter Than You ....
Setsuai - And I Will Never Find Another Lover
More Precious Than You
She pointed at Sasuke, who smiled.
Sasuke - I'm not singing.
SETSUAI POWER PUNCHED HIM. OH SHNAPS.
Sasuke - FINE! GEEZE!! Just don't do the damn Power Punch on me.
Sasuke - Girl You Are..
Close To Me Just Like My Mother,
Close To Me Just Like My Father,
Close To Me Just Like My Sister,
Close To Me Just Like My Brother
And You Are The Only One My Everything
And For You This Song I Sing....
Neji - Heyyy, waiiit.
Itachi - Sasuke, I hope you know that Mom and Dad are dead, you never had a sister, and I am like, evil and stuff, so I'm not really close to you.
Chouji - SHUT UP!
Ino - Yeah! Sasuke-kun SINGS!!!
Ino dies and then gets pulled out of the room by some random guy. Then once Ino dies Asuma and Choji leave. I have no clue why.
Kankouro - All My Life
I Prayed For Someone Like You!!!!!!!
Temari - BLAHHHH AND I HOPE THAT YOU FEEL THE SAME WAAY TOOOOOO.
Sai - You killed the song. In a very bad way.
Temari - I--I-I'M SO SORRY!!!!
Temari runs away and puls Kankuro with her.
Kankuro - NOOO! SHE SINGS IN THE SHOWERRR!
Setsuai - Bwahaha.
Kiba - I'm bored.
Sakura - LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!! SASUKE KUN I DARE YOU TO KISS ME.
Then they all killed Sakura, and Akamaru tried to eat her dead body but then Kiba stopped him in fear of Akamaru dying from eating bitchy-girl.
Setsuai - How about we play Truth or Dare?
All - YAY!!! LET'S DO ITT!!!
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