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The Crazy House by Nikki_Yaoi

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Chapter notes: xD I was booorreed

I do not own FF7 or Naruto
Sake and Pocky


Nikki: SO, Nikki was bored, and she wanted to write more to this silly story due to requests... so you get the point 8D
Jessica: Idiot....
Nikki: -sits next to Jessica-
Jessica: What?
Nikki: POCKY! -mauls-
Jessica: OMFG!
Orochimaru:.... I think Nikki is high.
Kakashi: But she is always like that.
Sasuke: I think she just has an unhealthy obsession with pocky....
Nikki: -steals Jessica`s pocky and stuffs it all into her mouth- ... Did Sasuke just say Nikki had an unhealthy obsession?!
Sasuke: Yes...
Eeryone but Nikki and Sasuke: .....
Nikki: Oh, okay, just making sure.... GO FISH!
Kisame: -poofs in- o-o
Nikki: FISHY MAN! -glomsp Kisame-
Itachi: -appears out of no where- -.- Damnit....
Sasuke: OMG!1!!111! The real pedophile! -scream die-
Naruto: No, my Sasuke, I cannot live without you! -stabs self-
Nikki: -looks at Naruto- Why are you stabbing yourself with a rubber sword?
Naruto: ..... Because Romeo died and I`m Juliet?
Jessica: Then you need a dress...
Nikki: And Sasuke needs a Kadaj outfit! o3o
Jessica: I thought you loved Orochimaru-baka?
Nikki: Kadaj-kun was an old obsession, but damn, he looked hot in that leather.... -3-
Everyone: -blank stares-
Kadaj: o-o What am I doing here and where is mother? Aren`t I suppose to be dead and why is this crazy girl talking about how hot my outfit is?
Nikki: n3n -glomps Kadaj-
Jessica: Have you been drinking sake again?
Nikki: .....
Orochimaru: I told you, only do that when I give it to you!
Nikki: .... But it was right there calling out to me....
Jessica: Sure.. whatever.
Haku: WHy don`t I get a part in this?
Jessica: Because, you insulted Nikki`s love for saying Go Fish, and Nikki is quite mean at times, so I guess it sucks for you....
Nikki: EXACTLY! -big grin-
Haku: Okay then, I guess this is the ending, why was there no yaoi action?
Nikki: Actually, Naruto and Sasuke....
Haku: Well, besides them, we all know they are going to be here being all cute and couply, but how about me?
Nikki: You want Zabuza-san? Fine.... -claps hands-
Zabuza: o-o;;
Haku: ZABUZA-KUN! -tackles to ground-
Nikki: Okay then, well, that`s all folks... NO SERIOUSLY!


Why are you still here? D|

No, I`m serious, why?



I SAID GO AWAY D: -kills you-



TBC
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