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The Crazy House by Nikki_Yaoi

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Chapter notes: I know some of you will never play the game Go Fish after I finish this, but I can`t help that I`m insane and love yelling Go Fish!

Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me
Haku: -grabs Nikki`s playing cards and throws them into the fire- Never again will the words Go Fish be spoken....
Nikki: GOOO FIIISSSHH!
Jessica: UNOOOO!
Orochimaru: YAHTZEEE!
Haku: I hate my life.....
Nikki: -clings to Haku- I love you Haku!
Orochimaru: -drags Nikki away-
Jessica: -gigglesnort-
Zabuza: This whole story is messed up!
Gai: Your mom is messed up!
Rock Lee: You are so right Gai-sensei!
Kakashi: -walks in with only boxers and mask on- What is going on here?
Jessica: -drooldrool-
Iruka: -walks in wearing same as Kakashi besides mask-
Naruto: MY EYES, THEY BURNNNN!
Iruka: -hides behind Kakashi- You saw no--- hey, where is Nikki?
Temari: Orochimaru dragged her off.....
Iruka: Oh my... -runs after them-
Naruto: He was like this when Sasuke and me got together.
Jessica: Figures....
Zach: I LIKE SCISSORS!
The Brick: ME TOO!
Shino: You two aren`t suppose to be here, BUGS! -drags them offs and there are violent screams in the distance-
Jessica: YAY! The Brick died!
Gaara: Lawl -3-
Kiba: -dances around-
Shino: -walks in and has a nosebleed- Kiiibbbaaa!
Jessica: TRANQUELIZER! -shoots Shino- Nighty Night
Shino: Night night mommy....


*1 hour later*

Nikki: Hi!
Jessica: What happened?
Nikki: o///o
Orochimaru and Iruka: -walk back in- We have come to an agreement!
Orochimaru: I shall not kill Kakashi if he leaves me and Nikki alone!
Nikki: Damn it!
Haku: LOVE!
Zabuza: HAKU!
Haku: ZABUZA!
Zabuza: HAKU!
Haku: -tackles Zabuza.... and things happen-
Nikki and Jessica: Oh my goodness |3
Everyone Else: ._. My eyes are bleeding....
Sasuke: -drags Naruto away-
Nikki: Is it that time all ready?
Jessica: -hears Sakura scream- Yup.... wait she is alive?
Sakura: YES I AM!
Nikki: -stabs her with kunai- Not anymore.
Hinata: Well, before things get messy, bye!


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Sorry this wasn`t much, I haven`t felt well and I`d like to get 2 chapters a day, I`ll try to do that xD
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