Haku: Why do we always play a card game?
Jessica: OH, but this is not just any kind of poker, THIS IS STRIP POKER!
Everyone besides Jessica: GASP!
Orochimaru: YAY!
Nikki: I really don`t think Sasu--- nevermind, I think they are playing their own game -nosebleed-
Neji: Do you know where Iruka and Kakashi went?
Jessica: Upstairs -evil giggle-
Nikki: -runs upstairs and peeks through Naruto`s door- Oh my -evil smirk-
Jessica: I better go get her before the two have her head. -walks upstairs and looks with Nikki- Tee hee.
Nikki: -dragged away by Orochimaru- NOOOO!
Jessica: Ha h--- -dragged away by Gaara- NOOOO!
Everyone besides Iruka, Kakashi, Naruto, and Sasuke: -downstairs- POKER TIME!
*30 minutes later*
Nikki: DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU! -only has on under garments while most of the guys are fully dressed-
Orochimaru: -smirk- Hey, Nikki, you want some candy?
Nikki: -eye twitch- Do you think I`m stupid?
Orochimaru: Mabye -licks side of Nikki`s face-
Nikki: -mauls Orochimaru-
Orochimaru: YES! >D
Jessica: Haku, why are you wearing her outfit?
Haku: Because it is pretty....
Zabuza: Isn`t it pretty on him?
Jessica: I have to admit, fishnet looks good on him
Haku: And I`m so stylish with these bandages which she had to take off!
Jessica: OH DAMN! Those bandages?
Nikki: -arms turn black- Give me back my clothes, or I`ll kill you! -demented smile-
Haku: FUCK YOU!
Nikki: -whimpers- YOU`RE SO MEAN HAKU!
Orochimaru: -hugs her- Aww, I`ll kill him for you!
Nikki: Oh thankyou Orochi-sama!
Orochimaru: You owe me one!
Nikki: -whacks him over the head- YOU FREAKING PERVERT!
Jessica: I knew it! You`re a pedophile!
Orochimaru: Actually, you guys are 18, so, no, I`m not a pedophile.
Hinata: Whatever you say.....
Rock Lee: DO not insult a great ninja like that! OR you shall pay!
Everyone: -stares at him-
Haku: I think he is high!
Shino: I second that.... WITH BUGS!
Nikki: Your mom is a bug!
Shino: -cries- She is sensitive about that!
Nikki: Fuck you.... I GIVE UP! I suck at gambling as much as Tsunade. -points at Jessica- You do too!
Jessica: -shrugs-
Nikki: GO FISH!
Haku: DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?!
Nikki: GO FISH! GO FISH! GO FISH!
Haku: OOOHHHH, YOUR MOM IS A FISH!
Haku and Nikki: -start fighting-
Jessica: Those two are nut jobs....
Zach: You`re just now figuring this out?
Jessica: Why are YOU here?
Zach: Because she said all great ninjas had an older brother, and I was the closest thing.
Jessica: Oh.... Okay.
*2 hours later*
Nikki: Oww..... my head...
Haku: Ow, my foot!
Zabuza: -hugs Haku- Awww
Orochimaru: -hugs Nikki who is now fully dressed- Awww
Nikki: What do you want?
Orochimaru: Guess.
Nikki: -beats the crap out of him- DAmn that freaking pervert.
Jessica: Well, um thats all till next time -mauled by flying fuzzballs- Bye! -half dead-