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The Crazy House by Nikki_Yaoi

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Chapter notes: ...This explains the reason you never mess with Orochimaru`s toys---er equals

I do NOT own Naruto
Possesive Problems


Jessica: Today we are going to work on getting Orochimaru less possesive over Nikki!
Orochimaru: -tied to a chair- I hate you all.... -.-
Jessica: -sweat drops- ...ANYWAYS, Nikki hug Shika and Sasuke! NOW!
Nikki: Sorry Orochi-kun ;o;
Jessica: -slaps Nikki- No saying sorry, get hugging!
Nikki: -hugs Shika and Sasuke-
Orochimaru: When I am released I will kill you all and teach you the meaning of MINE! M-I-N-E! MINE!
Everyone:...
Nikki:I`m scared...
Jessica: You chose him, you choose weird people, it is crazy, anyways, Neji, glomp Nikki! -evil smirk-
Neji: Gladly c: -glomps Nikki-
Nikki: MEEP!
Orochimaru: -breaks the rope- -.-##
Neji,Sasuke, and Shikamaru: o_o;; Save us!
Nikki: -clings to Orochimaru`s leg- Please take it easy on them, Orochi-kun!
Orochimaru: Okay, Nikki-chan, I`ll just put them all in a coma!
Everyone: ...
Orochimaru: -mauls Neji,Sasuke, and Shikamaru- MINE! M-I-N-E!
Nikki:Ero-chan, do you now understand why I refused to do anything about this?
Jessica: -hiding behind Gaara- Yes. -nods-
Gaara:...Idiots...


Nikki: -pokes Shikamaru in the head- ...I think we need a doctor...
Tsunade: o_o Um....did someone call for a doctor?
Jessica: -points at the three boys-
Tsunade: They messed with Orochimaru's newest toy, didn`t they?
Jessica: -nods-
Nikki: HEY! I`m not his toy!
Naruto: -whispers something to Nikki-
Nikki: AND I`M REALLY NOT THAT KIND OF TOY!
Orochimaru:...
Tsunade: Whatever...clueless.
Nikki:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Tsunade: That you are completely correct, you are Orochimaru`s equal...in your dreams. -whispers the last part-
Nikki: Thankyou n_n
Tsunade: -starts healing the three boys-




TBC
Someone kick me if I don`t start the whole description of characters thing xD Because I can`t write a story about each and every one's past. So, seriously, if I don`t, kick me or stab me with a shuriken, do something :x
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