Naomi: Welcome back people! I'm changing the title to extreme crazy insane dares with the Naruto cast just to let you know. The review lines have an incoming dare so sit down and listen!
*Ahem* This dare is from Bob?! Here is the first part of the dare: I dare Itachi to kiss Hinata!
Hinata: What the hell?! NO WAY AM I LETTING THAT BASTARD KISS ME!!!
Naomi: You have to. You signed the contract.
Hinata: What contract?
Naomi: Nevermind.
Itachi: Dammit. *leans over and pecks Hinata on cheek*
YUCK! HUMAN GERMS!!!!
Naomi: Not so fast. I'm going to put my own twist on the dare: You two have to kiss for a whole minute. On the LIPS.
Itachi & Hinata: *kiss*
*a minute later*
Naomi: Times up!
Kiba & Naruto: That was the worst minute of my life.*faint*
Naomi: Wake up sleepyheads. *dumps cold water on them*
Hinata: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! AKATSUKI GERMS AKATSUKI GERMS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Naomi: Now on to the second part of the dare. Shino, kis Temari.
Temari: No! Naomi, why do you do this to me?!
Naomi: It wasn't me, it was Bob.
Shino: I've been waiting for this moment. *licks lips*
Ino: You sick perv. *hits Shino on the the head with a shuriken*
Shino: *kisses Temari*
*a minute later*
Naomi: Times up! *looks at Shino and Temari still kissing* Uh, guys, times up. Times freakin' up!!!
*an hour later*
Shino and Temari: *break apart*
Shikamaru- O_O I'm screwed for life!!! *cries*
Naomi: Finally! He cracked!
Temari: *dazed* Wow, who knew Shino was such a good kisser.
Shino: Probably because I cover my lips with Sick Brand (c) Pickled, Dribbled-on Minced Horseradish with Extra Gooey Flavour!
Temari: WHAT!!!!! *barfs in bucket*
Kiba & Sasuke & Haku: So THATS why he reeks.
Naomi: The third and final part of the dare sent in by Bob: Haku, you must kiss Tenten!
Zabuza & Kakashi & Chouji: What the-
Naomi: Get kissing! Or else. *points at chainsaw people*
Haku: Uh, Tenten.... *kisses Tenten*
Jiraiya: *grabs Tenten's butt*
Tenten: You pervert. *SLAP* Just when I was enjoying it.
Neji: WHAT!?!?
Haku: Yay! Tenten is mine!
Tenten: *SLAPS Haku*
Neji: *SLAPS Haku*
Haku: What was that for!?
Neji: Tenten loves you more, thanks to you!
Jiraiya: I might get away from all this...
Tenten: Oh no you won't! *SLAPS Jiraiya*
Temari: You didn't tell me about the horseradish!
Shino: I'll have you know it's Sick Brand... *get's SLAPPED*
Naomi: Looks like a slap fest in here. And you know what I always say: Send in your dares! I think I'm out of here...
All: No you don't...
Naomi: Nooooooo!!!
*SLAP*
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