*All Characters are randomly walking around, Sasuke is being attacked by random screaming fangirls foaming at the mouth and naruto looks around*
Naruto: ... Hey, where the hell are we!?!?!?
Naomi's voice- You are in my control! *runs arouns the stage throwing party favors and streamers*
Naomi- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
everyone else- -__-'
Naomi- this is... *A big flag pops up behind her as she speaks* BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!!!!! NARUTO'S MORNING TALK SHOW!
Naruto: WHAT?! I NEVER SIGNED TO THIS! *whips out cellphone* I'M CALLING MY MANAGER!!
Naomi- *snaps fingers and the phone is hit by lightning* 'Tis my awesome author powers! FEAR ME!!!
everyone else- *inch away slowly*
Sakura: This should be Sasuke's Show! *drools like a mindless fan-girl zombie*
Shikamaru: What a pain ... a show with Naruto as the main character this'll be great. *rolls eyes*
Chouji: FOOD!!! *attacks the food table*
Naomi- OMG THERE'S TOO MANY CHARACTERS ON THIS SHOW!
Kiba- Imagine trying to fit in with all these people.
Rock Lee: OMG WHERE'S GAI!!!! *runs around randomly tripping over people*
Orochimaru: Who "Fits in" *attempts to kill Sasuke*
Sasuke- GET THE F*** AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Kiba- Is the story rated high enough for him to cuss like that?
Naomi- It should be...
Sakura, Ino, and Naruto: HEY LEAVE SASUKE ALONE!!!!
Sakura and Ino-..........Naruto????
Naruto- ...ummm...*leaves*
Sasuke- *fetal position* So much pain...
everyone else- O_o
Gaara: ...Wow... This is retarded. *tries to leave*
Kakashi, Neji, Itachi, Kisame: I wouldn't do that...
Gaara:*puts a finger on the door and is zapped with 500 zolts of ... pain* SHITTING HELL WOMAN!!!
Everyone: *laughs*
Naomi... Yea I wouldn't try to leave ... I've got the place hooked up so you can NEVER Leave!!!!!
Lee- *hides behind Tenten* she scares me...
Naomi-Be scared! ... BE OOBER SCARED FEEL THE FEAR BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
everyone else- O_o
Itachi: HI there little bro *huggles his brother*
Sasuke- WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE ME SO MUCH?!?!
Fangirls- *sob*
Sasuke: OH LORD PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!
Sakura: ... My name looks like Sasukes but different, sometimes when I'm reading my lines I read Sasukes parts cause I just see the big S but then I end up saying something cool and I know it's not my part ...
Ino: ... Wow ... You're a retard ... *walks away*
*A cute little chime rings over the stage*
Kiba: HEY AKAMARU YOU KNOW THAT TIME IT IS!
Hinata's Thoughts: *Like he's going to answer you, you dumb baka he's a dog ... god damn you stupid ass*
Akamaru: WOOF!
Kiba: THAT'S RIGHT IT'S *in a "Blue's Clue's" Fashoin* MAIL TIME!!!!
All: Here's the mail, it never fails it makes meh wanna Wag my tail! WHEN IT COMES I WANNA WAIL MAIL!!!!!
Naomi- Ok, today ... we don't have any mail ...
everyone- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
Naomi- but we will if people read and rate!
everyone- ok.
Sasuke- if Ino or Sakura get someone to read I'll let them stalk me!
Ino and Sakura- *bubbly giggly fangirl squeal*
Naomi- -_-'
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Chapter notes: Disclaimer: She doesn't own Naruto. Any other recognizable charcters are the property of their creators. The end.