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The Book of Hondo by shadesmaclean

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Chapter notes: Vote to Not, Or Vote To...
To vote, or not to vote— that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the booth to suffer
The slings and dictators of infinite fortune,
Or to take Royal Flushes against a sea of Full Houses,
And by folding end them. To die— to bluff—
No more; and by a bluff to say we end
The Two Pair and the 1001 natural shocks
That flesh is dealer to— ’tis a Wildcard
Hysterically to be wish’d. To die— to bluff—
To bluff! perchance to raise! aye, there’s an Ace;
For in that bluff of death what chips may come
When we have shuffled off this lucky coil,
Must give us deuce; there’s the Joker
That makes gamble of so long life.
A poker face doth make cowards of us all.


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Chapter end notes: (props The_Opal_Twins/the Green Mile)
and a shout-out to y'all who didst partake of the original Hondo Mad Lib
(parody of a famous scene from Shakespeare's "Hamlet")
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