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The Book of Hondo by shadesmaclean

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Chapter notes: Just a heads-up, this book is a little different from the ones that came before, a book of bizarre pseudo-religious poetry and mad-libbed parodies of famous works. It was a bit of a trip, and its original readers scratched their heads at it at first, but it ultimately became a major fan favorite.
THA BOOK OF FLAVOR FLAV

(Tha Book of Flavor Flav was brought to thee by Microsoft. What hath Bill Gates in mind for the future of technology? Bend over, Peppy, and we shall show thee!)

Thru me is the way to the Aquarium of Gatekeeper.
Thru me is the way into the Sexy Way Station.
Thru me, the Way among the all-American below.

Righteousness didst my Slow Mutant on high constrain.
Me didst wonderful Overlook Hotel uprear;
Me didst Dipolar Nugget and Evil Diamond sustain.

Before I was, no things uncensored were, save the positronic,
And I doggedly move on.
Riddle all cake, ye who enter here…

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Chapter end notes: (props The_Opal_Twins/the Green Mile)
and a shout-out to y'all who didst partake of the original Hondo Mad Lib
(parody of the Inscription on the Gates of Hell from Dante's Inferno)
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