Me:* Sleeping* Egg and pork ramen….
Iruka-sensi: Nani!? He stole the scroll of the sealing!
Mizzuki: Hai
Me: This was a bad way to wake up. My next door neighbor yelling in the middle of the night. But it sounds bad so I will follow.
At the forest
Iruka-sensi: Naruto….
Me: Naruto, what are you doing?
Iruka-sensi: How did you get here Makkenji!
Me: *evil smile* your yelling woke me up and things sounded bad so I followed you.
Iruka-sensi: Creepy but okay.
Mizzuki: Die Naruto you nine tailed demon!
Me: Where did you come from creeper!
Naruto: What do you mean nine tailed demon fox?
Mizzuki: Yeah, You’re the nine tailed demon fox.
Me: Jikko! !
Everyone runs, stops at a clearing, and hides to make a trap
Mizzuki: Where is everyone!
Me: Right here. *throws shurkin*
Mizzuki: Missed me!
Me: Or did I. *Shows wire attached to shurkin*
Mizzuki: * wrapped up in wire* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Naruto: I trusted you but now, if you lay a hand on us again I will kill you.
Me: Naruto! Now!
Naruto: Kage no kuron-jutsu!
Mizzuki gets knocked out
Naruto: Are you okay Iruka-sensi?
Iruka-sensi: Yeah.
Me: Sensi you are hurt!
Iruka-sensi: It’s only kunai wounds.
Me: But there is a risk of infection. Here, I have some medicine for that.
Iruka-sensi: You might just become a great medical ninja someday like your mom was.
Me: I wouldn’t use past tense.
Iruka-sensi: Why not?Me: She wasn’t there the night my clan was destroyed, she was on a mission. She might be alive somewhere here in the Land of Fire.
Iruka-sensi: Maybe. Naruto and you will be a fine ninja too. Maybe good enough to beat Sauske. Here you go. A ninja headband.