Leader: ah the weekends wher hanging out is a must! The dinner,the park,an idoor movie......yes I love the weekend.
Tobi: leader!!!! have you seen deidara sempai we're going to the movies this weekend.
Leader: uh I don't know.
Tobi: b-but you're the leader you should know!!!
Leader: alright I'll see what I can do(consentrating on Deidara's where abouts). Deidara where the hell are you!?
Deidara: you bastard! I'm being chased by fan girls! do something you shady pile of- (disconneted).
Tobi: did you find him leader?
Leader: yeah....... he's busy, now go and play.
Tobi: okay!!!
Leader: okay about those plans-
Hidan: Leader that stinky pile of shit Zetsu just ate my coat!!!!
Zetsu: but it was yummy......
Hidan: quiet you veggie giant!!!
Leader: okay! Zetsu pay for a new coat and Hidan, shut up!
Hidan&Zetsu: fine!!!
Leader: phew....now my pla-
Sasori: uhh, leader I-
Leader: oh what the hell! I'm trying to plan my great weekend but people have problems! what in gods name is your problem Sasori!?huh what,what!!?
Sasori: Kisame is on fire.
Leader: just get the extinguisher......
Sasori: yes leader.
Leader: back to my-
Tobi: leader! Tobi wants-
Leader: what!?
Tobi: Tobi wanted to say hi.....
Leader: okay hi now go away!
Tobi: Tobi leave.
Leader: man! I hate weekends......

Sasori: (coming out of room and locking it behind him) *yawn* morning losers.
Akatsuki: morning Sasori.....
Tobi: hey,hey Deidara sempai! what's in Sasori dannas' room?
Deidara: ugh you idiot everyone knows!
Tobi: then what's in it?
Deidara: (eyes popped open) well I don't know do you leader?
Leader: no, I thought Itatchi knew.
Itatchi: nope I thought Kisame knew.
Kisame: well I thought everyone else knew.
Akasuki: well obiousiously not.
Tobi: how do we figure it out?
Leader: simple..... we need a plan.
Itatchi: well duh einstein.
Leader: well I least I thought of something while you asshole are sitting there doing nothing!
Itatchi: okay we do need a plan, who's got one.
Tobi: Tobi could ask Sasori danna to show the room.
Itachi: that's stupid! think harder dummy!!!!!!
Leader: I can fake a inspection on the rooms.
Itatchi: now we're going some where.
Leader: mandatory room inspection now.
Sasori: now?
Leader: yes now! Sasori you first.
Sasori: well okay if you insist(unlocking the locks).
Akatsuki: oh boy!
Sasori: tahdah!( showing his room)
Akatsuki: wait a minute! there's nothing in here! ther's just a bed.
Sasori: well duh! I'm a puppet sillies not a human!
Itatchi: should've seen that.
Tobi: neat room Sasori danna! it's clean!
Sasori: really?I think it's messy.........

Deidara: Ahhhh! it's valentines day! what should I get for Sasori un?
Tobi: Deidara sempai!!!! Happy--
Deidara: Damnit Tobi! can't you see that I'm busy now leave un!
Tobi: *sniff* Tobi will go............ (leaves)
Deidara: Finally now what should i get for Sasori? maybe a stuffed animal un?
*flash back of last years valntines day*
Deidara: Nope! Sasori hates stuffed animals as much as he hates Orochimaru yeah. Maybe a bouquet of flowers un?
*flash back of last week*
Deidara: No way he's allergic! He'll swell up like that fat kid in Konoha! Hmmmm........
okay no stuffed animals,flowers, or poems he hates it when I write yeah. Oh! I got it! Chocolate!
-------------------------- first time skip yay~--------------------
Deidara: Hey Sasori danna look I got something for you happy valentines day!
Sasori: Huh? (opens the box to find chocolate)
Deidara: Do you love it?
Sasori: Deidara I......don't know what to say except.......I....I.....
Deiadara: What,what?!
Sasori: That I think.....you're a coplete imbecile! You pathetic excuse for a blonde!
Deidara: Eh?
Sasori: I hate chocolates you!....you!
Tobi: Hey Sasori sama! Happy valentines day! (gives Sasori a card)
Sasori: is this for me?
Tobi:uh huh Tobi drew it himself!
Sasori: This is.......
Deidara: ha ha here it comes.
Sasori: This is a woderful gift! Thank you Tobi!
Deidara: What!?
Tobi: you"re welcome!
Sasori: Than take these chocolates!
Tobi: Tobi loves chocolates! Thanks Sasori sama!
Sasori: (evil smile) My pleasure.
Deidara: Sasori! Wait! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Itatchi: cry baby...........

Hidan: (calling someone)
???: Hello?
Hidan: Hey sweet heart.
???: Hey you! how have you been?
Hidan: wonderful I just missed you so i had to call.
???: Awwww you miss me! Oh I know I'll come to dinner at you're house and I'll see if any one wants to come!!
Hidan: Shadow honey I don't think-
Shadow: nonsense! I'm coming so get ready!
Hidan : w-wait I didn't mean- (disconnected) oh no she's coming, she's really coming!
Tobi: Who's coming Hidan?
Hidan: My girlfriend Shadow... and possilbly Frosty...
Tobi: Mommy is coming! Yay!! Tobi must get ready!!
Hidan: uh oh must prepare myself for a war!!
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Hidan: (opens door) Oh hey Shadow sweety and F-frosty.
Frosty: Yeah nice to see you studder much! Gaara get your ass in here now!
Gaara: B-but!
Frosty: Did I here a but?
Gaara: W-what?! No I-I didn't I'm coming! (runs inside)
Frosty: thought so.
Shadow: Hidan honey what are we eating for dinner!
Akatsuki: Dinner?
Shadow: Yeah, hidan invited me!
*Akatsuki looks mean at Hidan*
Hidan: (whispered) She invited herself.
Shadow: So what are we having?
Hidan: Well I ummm I
Sasori: He can't cook! He didn't even do anything until this particular hour.
Hidan: shush Sasori you!
Frosty and Shadow: Oh really?
Shadow: Hidan lets go you're in big trouble!
Hidan: why do these things happen to me?!
Tobi: Hi mommy! See you later!
Frosty: Bye Tobi! So Shadow what are you going to with him?
Shadow: (draging Hidan) I don"t know yet some thing bad though!

*akatsuki lair*
Kakuzu: What a nice morning!
*Walking towards wallet*
Kakuzu: Good morning money! Money! Where are you!?
*runs out screaming*
Deidara: What the hell some people are trying to sleep, yeah!
Kakuzu: listen you gay for puppets shit head my money is missing!
Deidara: Well what do you want me to do about that?!
Kakuzu: Shut your gay ass mouth up and help meeee!
Deidara: Alright! I'll help, un.
* follows Kakuzu to his room*
Kakuzu: Here's the scene of the crime.....
Deidara: Hm.......
*looking at the now empty wallet*
Deidara: Looks like some one pulled out your money,un.
Kakuzu: How do you know?
*Deidara dusted the wallet with gun powder to reveal finger prints that didn't belong to Kakuzu*
Deidara: Some one stole your money.
Kakuzu: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara: (notices some thing) Hey! Look at 100 dollar bill!
Kakuzu: Benny! I"ll never lose you!
Deidara: Look, a trail of money!?
Kakuzu: Ha! The thief left us a trail to follow! Let's go!!!
*Following trail to living room*
*Itatchi, Kisame, Hidan,and Sasori are in the living room*
Kakuzu: Alright, which one of you dickless bitches stole my cash?!
The guy: Wasn't Me!
Kakuzu: Alright! Since no one wants to speak up come with me.
*everyone follows Kakuzu to his room where everyone but Deidara gets tied up*
Sasori: What the hell are you doing?!
Kakuzu: Shut it pretty boy! I want my money.
The guys: We don't have your money!
Kakuzu: Since no oner want to tell the truth I"m puting you in the closet(as seen in shadows sempai fic)!
Itatchi: Come on! It's just a closet!
* the guys got tossed into the closet*
Sasori: Holy shit what's in here!
Kisame: Save me!
*Tobi runs in with money*
Kakuzu: Is that.... my money?
Tobi: Yeah! you told me to get them dry cleaned remenber?
Kakuzu: Oh, right heh heh....
The guy: what you gave your money to Tobi to get dry cleaned?!
Kakuzu: Oops sorry!
*runs out of room while the guys bust out of the closet to beat him up*
Deidara: Well..... at least his money is cleaned! ^_^'
Tobi: Yeah sempai! Too bad he won't be able to hug them for a while..
Deidara: Who said you could come out of the dog house (stretching tobi's face)!
Tobi: Sorry sempai! TT^TT

Kisame: Leader I want to go to water world!
Leader: I can't I'm busy now go away!
Kisame: Aw man now what?
Itatchi: Find something to do!
Kisame: Okay! (runs along to find something) hmmm there's nothing to do it's sooo boring here! (something his eye)
Tobi: wheeeee!
Kisame: Tobi What are you doing?
Tobi: Tobi is pretending to be at the park!
Kisame: Why can't Deidara take you?
Tobi: Deidara sempai said he was busy and told Tobi to do something else and so Tobi is pretending to be at the park!
Kisame: Tobi that's- brillant!
Tobi: Eh?
Kisame: if I can't go to water world. Water world will come to me!
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Kisame and Tobi filling kisame's room with water
Tobi: This is cool!
Kisame: It"s almost full turn off the water Tobi!
Tobi: Okay (turns off water).
*Kisame and Tobi Jump in*
Tobi: whee!
Kisame: Yes! Now I have water world!
* playing around untill someone knocks on the door*
Itatchi: Kisame time to go to water world!
Deidara: Tobi lets go!
Kisame: Uh Never mind!
Tobi: Yeah Tobi too!
Itatchi and Deidara: What do you mean no! Open this door now! * opening door*
Kisame: Wait no you"ll-
* water comes out*
Itatchi & Deidara: What the Fu-
* every thing gets wet with water*
Leader: *cough* What the *cough* were you two doing in there?
Kisame & Tobi: Water World.........

* akatsuki lair in the living room*
Konan: Okay everyone since leader fell down the stair and can"t remember a thing, I'm going to teach all of you how fold paper which is called origami.
Hidan: And why the hell would I do something as shitty and girlie like "folding paper"?
Konan: *whispering to Hidan* Cause if don't I"ll tell Sasori who really was feeling on his leg yesterday at dinner.
Hidan: *whispering back* You wouldn't.
Konan: I would.
Hidan: Fine I'll do it.
Konan: Great! Now if everyone can take out a sheet of clean paper.
Tobi: Tobi likes folding paper!
Konan: fold this way that way, fold down and up and now you have the swan!
Deidara: Konan! look at mine! isn't it pretty un?
*looking at swan which looks like the birds Deidara creates*
Konan: This looks awesome Deidara!
Sasori: No mine looks the best!
*Konan walks over to see a beautiful swan with more detail and color*
Konan: I've never seen anything so beautiful in my life!
Deidara: Oh no you don"t! * throwing paper at Sasori*
Sasori: Ow!! You stupid bitch that hit me in my eye!
Deidara: Ha ha ha!
* Sasori throws paper at Deidara*
Deidara: Oh no you didn't!
*charging at Sasori*
Sasori: Bring it bitch!
*charges back, smacking into Deidara *
Rest of akatsuki: Fight, fight, fight, fight!!!
Konan: Oh hell no!
*unleashing a justu that filled the akatsuki lair with paper*
*Leader walking in to a paper tsunami*
Leader: What the Fuc-
*ran over with paper*
Leader: Who's responsible for this.
*everyone points at Konan*
Leader: Konan!
Konan: Oh fuck me!

Tobi: yay! we're at the park.
Deidara: and it only took 500 pleases.....
Tobi: Deidara sempai will you push me on the swings?
Deidara: No! taking you to the park was hard enough, now you want me to push you on the swings?! Hell to the no un!
Tobi: 'kay sempai! (runs along to go on the swings)
???: Hey you kid!
Tobi: Me?
???: Yeah you come here.
*walks over to stranger*
Tobi: What do you want from Tobi?
???: You see kid I came from a bad place.
Tobi: A bad place?
???: Yes, a bad place. They're not nice to me. So I ran away from the bad place. Now they are looking for me. I need your help kid, I need you to go to your mommy and get her purse....
Tobi: Mommy? Deidara sempai is not a mommy! He's a papa!
???: Papa as in man?
Tobi: yes!
*stranger looking at Deidara confused*
???: Really?
Tobi:yeah!
???: Okay........... just get me his--
Deidara: Hey Tobi we're going home now un!
*Tobi turns around and hits the jail escapee and fell into a cop car*
???: What the?!
Police man1: There you are "Manny the strangler" your under arrest.
Manny: Stupid kid you'll pay for this.
Tobi: Deidara sempai I made an new friend!
* tries to show Manny but is not there*
Deidara: Maybe he left after talking to you yeah. Now let's go un.
Tobi:: bye friend!
Manny: All of this for a man ladies purse! I'd rather stay in jail!

Tobi: Hey, Hey everyone! Tobi found a game since it's raining outside.
Hidan: Yay! Good for fucking us!
Tobi: Hidan you don't need to be a big meanie. I just foud a game that we can play.
Itatchi: What is it you know how I love kicking peoples asses in games.
Tobi: Tobi don't know. Tobi can't read.
Itatchi: Wonderful.
Sasori: Tobi give me the box to read.
Tobi: Okay Sori sama!
Deidara: (thinks) How come he gets to call him by a nickname!
Sasori: Hm says the game is called Monopoly. Just get the most property out of everyone to win.
Itatchi: Sounds simple let's play.
*everyone starts playing,at three hours later only Deidara,Tobi,Sasori,and Itatchi are still playing*
Tobi: Yay Tobi got a train!
Deidara: So what!
Sasori: Will you just shut youe damn trap and roll the dice big head!
Deidara: Fine!
Deidara: (thinking) Why is Sasori soooo mean to me! He's always nice to Tobi! I hate that little shit!
* Rolls a three and ends up on one of Itatchi's properties*
Itatchi: Ha! Now you have to pay me $56 dollars for rent.
Deidara: That's all I have left.
Itatchi: Pay up! You lose.
*Deidara ran crying*
Sasori: Can I go now?
Itatchi: Yes now go.
*Sasori rolled a nine and went on a community chest space and picked up a card*
Sasori: It says go to"Go" and collect $200 dollars.
Itatchi: Finally! Give me the dice!
*Itatchi rolled a seven and landed on Sasori's property*
Sasori: "Ha!" Now you owe me $250 in rent.
Itatchi: What? How?
Sasori: I added houses on it remember?
Itatchi: Damn.
*handing over money*
Tobi: Tobi's turn!
*Rolled a three and landed on a chance space*
Tobi: Read the card Sori!!
Deidara*in another room*: (thinking)What the hell he doesn't even use the damn honorifics and he doesn't yell at him! I hate him I really do!
Sasori: Okay, it says to collect $50 dollars fro each player for every railroad you own.
Tobi: Tobi has all four Trains.
Sasori: That means you collect $120 from me and Itatchi.
Itatchi: What (only having $100 after paying for rent from Sasori) but that means I lose. I want a rematch!
Leader: Yo! Time for dinner!
Sasori: Since I have only $350 left and Tobi has more he wins.
Tobi: Yay! Tobi wins!
*everyone walks to kitchen except for Itatchi who is still staring at the game box*
Itatchi: Foolish game........

Hey everyone this is the last chapter. YAY, I hope you like it!

Konan: Pein, have you seen my cat? Her name is Sunflower.
Pein: No, haven’t seen her.
Konan: Where can she be?
*Itachi comes in*
Itachi: Leader my cat Mr. Sparkle-field is missing.
Pein: That’s odd, animals don’t disappear like that.
*Tobi and Sasori come in, Deidara soon follows after*
Tobi: Leader, Tobi can’t find Mr. Zetsu anywhere.
Sasori: My scorpion, Michelangelo is gone. His cage is knocked over.
Deidara: My birdie, pumpkin is gone too! *crying*
Pein: Hmm, a missing Zetsu and pets…
*The zombie duo comes in Hidan and Kakuzu*
Hidan: Leader my Damn pet is missing!
Itachi: I didn’t even know you can take care of a pet.
*Every laughs except Hidan*
Hidan: Ha, ha very funny you Uchida bastard.
Itachi: It’s Uchiha.
Hidan: I know what I said you shit head, now where the hell is my pet!
Sasori: It doesn’t help that you say ‘pet, pet’ and you won’t tell us what kind of a friggin pet it is.
Hidan: You know it’s a pet with arms, legs, a face with eye, nose and a mouth.
Sasori: Yeah, I have a pet just like that.
*again everyone laughs but not Hidan*
Hidan: *murmurs *
Pein: What? Speak louder.
Hidan: *murmurs louder*
Kakuzu: Damn it Hidan speak up!
Hidan: My pet is an f@?king Bunny rabbit okay!?
*Everyone bursts out laughing*
Pein: Are you serious!? What’s the bunny’s name?
Hidan *Looking red in the face: Her name is Fuzzy-Chan…..
*Everyone laughs again this time even harder*
Hidan *Redder than the kool-aid man: Leave me and my bunny alone you bastards!
*Everyone continue to laughs except for Sasori and Hidan*
Sasori: Holy shit!
Pein: What?
Sasori: I’m such an idiot, Zetsu is missing and so is our pets what does that mean?
*Everyone stops laughing*
Itachi: Where is Kisame? I haven’t seen him either.
*Everyone thought for a long minute before putting two and two together*
Hidan: Zetsu you man eating f@?ker!
Pein: Zetsu!
Konan: My cat!
Tobi: Oh no Tobi’s hamster! *cries*
Sasori: He’s probably safe Tobi, Zetsu never eats the small fry first *Pats Tobi on the head*
Tobi: Tobi thanks you Sori!
Deidara *thinks*: What the hell is he trying to tear me and my Danna apart? His ass is so dead!
Deidara: My birdie!
Itachi: Zetsu if ate my cat I’m going to kill you!
*All the Akatsuki member went to Zetsu’s garden to find the animals safe, sitting at a desk and Kisame tied up in a pot*
Zetsu: Now class you have to make sure the human is secured tightly, then you raise the degrees.
*Zetsu makes the fire bigger and Kisame cries*
Kisame: Mfffph!
Pein: Zetsu, what are you doing?
Zetsu: Oh hi leader I am teaching cooking lessons to the animals.
Pein: Uh why use Kisame?
*Zetsu look to the right and then to the left*
Zetsu: I’ve always wanted to make sushi…..


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