Summary: Hey! Me again! I decided to put me and my best friends role playing in here. (We roleplay during Science). I hope you like them! We made up Mokone and Ookami (later chapters) Please review!
Categories: Orphan Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Death
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Word count: 356 Read: 2588
Published: 23/10/07 Updated: 23/10/07
1. Chapter 1: Tobi Randomness! by gaaras_girl343
2. Chapter 2: Fools and Television by gaaras_girl343
Chapter 1: Tobi Randomness! by gaaras_girl343
Author's Notes:
I do not own the Akatsuki.
Gaara: *builds a sand castle*
Choji: What cha' doin'?
G: Building a sand castle *drops banana in sand*
C: Mine! *tackles Gaara*
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy! Tobi will destroy yucky banana! *burns banana*
C: *cries*
T: Tobi's a good boy!
Deidara: Hm... *gets toothbrush* Where the hell is the toothpaste?
T: Tobi's a good boy!
D: What did you do?!?
T: I was hungry... Tobi's a good boy!
T: Tobi's a good boy!
D: Where's my clay, hn?!?
T: Tobi's a good boy!
Kisame: Where's my sword?
T: Tobi's a good boy!
Itachi: Where's Zetsu?
T: *burp* Tobi's a good boy! *explodes*
D: -_- Found my clay...
Leader: Movie night!
K: Alright, let's watch Jaws.
I: No! Let's watch the Terminator!
D: Let's watch Exploding Penguins 3!
L: Let's let Tobi decide...
*Everyone looks at Tobi*
T:... National Geographic!
Everyone: Noooooooo!
TV: And lions are the strongest of all cats.
E: Wow!
D: Where's Tobi?
*...Tobi is eating... the couch*
E: Not again!!
End Notes:
What did cha think? Please review!
Chapter 2: Fools and Television by gaaras_girl343
Author's Notes:
I do not own the Akatsuki. Don't flame me for some of the songs. My friend was playing them from her Mp3 player.
Hips Don't Lie: Shakira
Far Away: Nickelback
Hey There Delilah: Plain White Tees
I: I smell... fool.
T: Tobi's a good boy!
K: Right... well, Sasuke left you a small hand granade three minutes ago.
I: That explains it...
D: Move your ass, Ki. You're blocking the TV! *mutters fat ass*
K: *moves ass*
D: Smart ass!
K: Be more specific!
D: Fine! *Turns up TV*
TV: I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie and I'm startin' to feel you boy...
I: Dei! Turn it down!
T: *sneaks out* A/N: WTF?
D: Okay! *turns up louder.
TV: I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go. Stop breathin' if I don't see you anymore...
I: I get it!
K: *Punches TV*
D: Dammit! *looks around* Where's Tobi?
*Big whirring sound*
E: To the kitchen!
*huge mess everywhere*
E: Tobi! What the hell did you do?
T: Tobi made a cake! Tobi's a good boy! Here, Tobi also fixed the TV! *turns television on*
TV: Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City, were a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do...
D: Yay! *hugs Tobi*
T: Deidara loves Tobi! Tobi's a good boy!
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and settings are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.