It came to Naruto as he was slipping into his bed in the Hokage mansion next to his beautiful, sleeping wife Hinata, that all of the Akatsuki were weird in there own right. Snapping the book he was reading shut, he stared through his reading glasses at a spot on the wall.

Kisame was most likely an escapee from Sea World and a distant cousin to Shamu.

Zetsu was probably born and raised in a greenhouse or flower shop, lke that one plant in that movie ‘The Little Shop of Horrors’.

ANBU drove people insane and that Itachi’s pocky addiction came from that and he most also a big candidate for suspicion of being a closet pervert.

Deidara was probably a war-bomb designer in his past life, and before that Van Gough, and some inter lapse in time fused the two.

Sasori had a very wrong over protectiveness of his puppets and probably a sick love for them too…could he be related to Kankuro?

Tobi was legally insane. Naruto himself saw the license.

Pein needed to see a doctor on removing all those piercings.

Hidan was a sadistic bastard that would probably end up hell bent on trying o convert the world’s religious into Jashin followers and then step into a church and burst into flames.

Naruto desperately wanted to see what would happen if you locked Kakuzu in a room with a bag of money right outside it, with the walls being unbreakable.

Konan was probably an origami world-champion several of her lives ago. And he barely knew jack shit about her.

An idea then popped into his head, and he ordered a team of ANBU into his room.

“Capitan, take as many men as you deem necessary. We’re going to catch Kakuzu of the Akatsuki. I want to try something…” Naruto ordered, before slipping into bed once more.

“Naru-kun? What was that about?” Hinata said, turning over to look at him.

“Hm? Oh, nothing. Just trying to catch Kakuzu.”

“Ah…alright…” Hinta yawned, before using her husband for 20 years as a pillow.

“I really do wonder what he would do…” Naruto pondered, before dosing off himself.