Leader: ah the weekends wher hanging out is a must! The dinner,the park,an idoor movie......yes I love the weekend.
Tobi: leader!!!! have you seen deidara sempai we're going to the movies this weekend.
Leader: uh I don't know.
Tobi: b-but you're the leader you should know!!!
Leader: alright I'll see what I can do(consentrating on Deidara's where abouts). Deidara where the hell are you!?
Deidara: you bastard! I'm being chased by fan girls! do something you shady pile of- (disconneted).
Tobi: did you find him leader?
Leader: yeah....... he's busy, now go and play.
Tobi: okay!!!
Leader: okay about those plans-
Hidan: Leader that stinky pile of shit Zetsu just ate my coat!!!!
Zetsu: but it was yummy......
Hidan: quiet you veggie giant!!!
Leader: okay! Zetsu pay for a new coat and Hidan, shut up!
Hidan&Zetsu: fine!!!
Leader: phew....now my pla-
Sasori: uhh, leader I-
Leader: oh what the hell! I'm trying to plan my great weekend but people have problems! what in gods name is your problem Sasori!?huh what,what!!?
Sasori: Kisame is on fire.
Leader: just get the extinguisher......
Sasori: yes leader.
Leader: back to my-
Tobi: leader! Tobi wants-
Leader: what!?
Tobi: Tobi wanted to say hi.....
Leader: okay hi now go away!
Tobi: Tobi leave.
Leader: man! I hate weekends......