Kymera: now we really screwed up!
Kisame:Oh....it's just the kitchen*looking at the now burnt kitchen*
Leader:*walks up behinde him*Oh...it's just the kitchen you all will be working to pay for*evil smile*
Itachi:*falls to knees*NOOOOOO.....YOU CANT! *really dramatic*
Kymera;wow, some one took acting lessons
Itachi:*sniffle*No, mommy made me take ballet*sniffle*
Everyone:O.o*backs away*
Leader:ok...I found a job for you guys to, at the Ripely's Aquarium.
Kisame:Yes I'll get to see uncle Bill!
Tobi:*runs in*DR. PHILL, WHERE?!
Deidara:*walks in*Dude you guys blew up the kitchen un
Kymera:Thanks mr. obvious
Sasori:we blew it up because the left overs you made started hissing at us.
Deidara:well...if you guys would have got me what I wanted for christmas...
Kymera:I did, TV dinners for dumbies, but you would not take it because you said it offined you
Deidara:I know how to cook TV dinners yeah
Hidan: when I was sick and asked you to fix me one it was still froze....
Kakuza:And when I asked for a cup of coffee you burnt the water....
Deidara:Ok enough, But I had nothing to do with the burning of the kitchen yeah
Leader:*frustrated*THATS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EVERYONE GO GET YOUR STUFF, ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasori:can....
everyone:NOOO.....
Leader:Kymeras driving
Kymera;I dont have.....
Leader:anyones drivings better than Sasori's
Itachi:even mine?
Leader:yeano...
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out at car
Kymera:everyone in?
Kakuza:all excet Tobi, but he's tied to the roof
Zetsu:Buckel up she is Sasoris "sister"
Kymera and Sasori:Hypothelitcally!
Itachi:what about leader
Kisame:He said he would stay here, he could not take anmore insane driving
Deidara:me neither, but I have to...and I did not even do anything this time yeah.
Kymera:SHUT UP OR i WILL HAVE SASORI DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone:meep....
lets just say she is related to Sasori
Kymera:MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

In Tennessee
Kymera;well that was recored time*from akatsuki to Tennessee in 10 min.*
Hidan:I just want to know how we got across the ocean in a car?
Zetsu:You wont not let me eat Tobi, but you would let that shark
Itachi:It does not matter he seems to pop back no matter what....
Tobi:HI!*pops up by Kymera's window*
Kymera;AHHHHH.....
everyone:AHHHHH...
Itachi:see......
Kymera:*opens door and hits tobi*
Tobi:Tobi see stars
everyone filed out, and walked up to the place
Deidara:wasnt we here a year ago when Tobi found leader potions? un?
everyone:*wacks Deidara* YES!!!!!!!!!!!
owner: how can I help you?
Kisame:we need a job
Owner:all of yous?
Itachi:*smacks head*yeah
Owner:Ok..I have the perfect job for shark boy
Kisame:everyone calls me that......
Owner:lets go on a tour shall we
They walk in
Owner:over here is the fish and reptile part
Hidan:look at the cute little frog
Kymera:you'll think cute when it kills you
Hidan:how can a cute frog kill me
Owner:its poinous, the girls smart
they come to the part where you can look down at the fish in the pool
Kymera:do you have a weasel fish?
owner;no
Kymera*pushes Itachi in the pool(with sharks)* now you do*walks away*
Itachi:*comes out and has a shark attached to his butt*I really hate that girl
In the underground tunnel
Kymera:oh look a sea turtle*goes through and names all of the fish*
Owner:Beautiful*wipes eyes*
Deidara:she's really good with animals
Kisame:Oh oh....I found uncle Bill
Owner& Tobi:DR. PHILL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuza:can I work with the money?
Hidan:yeah what are our jobs?
Itachi:anything, As long as I dont have to work with Kymera.

Itachi:and anything except this*dressed in a sting ray suit, standing out front with Kisame, whos in a shark outfit*
Kymera;CHRISTMAS CARD TIME!!!!!!*takes picture of Itachi*
Itachi:I really hate you.
Owner:Kymera will be doing tours, Deidara and sasori will take shifts watching the Pet A Ray Bay, Hidan and Kakuza will serve food in the food shack,Zestu will help with the hores shoe fish, and Tobi, you greet people
Kakuza:can I work with money back there?
Itachi:can I trade with Tobi?
Kymera:you sure you dont need a weasel fish?
Tobi:wheres the bathroom?
Owner:ummmm...over there
Tobi:thanks*runs to bathroom, comes back*
Sasori:when do we get breaks?
Owner:you all get one a 12:00 and 5:00
Kymera:*looks at clock*oh look it's 12:00, lets go on break*they walk away*
Onwer:*looks at Tobi, whos looking at him*why didnt you follow?
Tobi:Tobi good boy, Tobi want to work
they all come walking back
everyone:we hate fish!
Itachi:you hate fish cat women?
Kymera:Do you want to meet uncle Bill?
Sasori:where can we get something good to eat?
Owner:down the road....
everyone starts talking and walking away
Owner:ummm...*runs from Tobi who was just stairing at him*
they eat and come back, well they really had no choice they were kicked out.
Zetsu:what rude people
Hidan:well when you took that whole table down in one bit.....
Kakuza:and we didnt have to pay either^^
Kisame:and I thought Deidara had a problem with blowing things up.....
Hidan :I think we lost TobiAHHHHHH....IT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!*spots Tobi*
Itachi:ok lets get to work*like super man er...super weasel*
Kisame:you stand in costume out side, it cant be that hard
Kisame:I stand corrected*now in costume outfront, with kids hanging on him*
Itachi:hah, they like the shark better*sticks out tounge*
Kids:GET THE STING RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi:ahhhhh.....*gets attacked*
Kisame:I hope the others are doing better.....

Hidan:why do I have to cook the food...Oh can I sacriifice .....
Kakuza:enough of your freak'n religon......
Hidan:and I'm sick of you and your money....
random guy:can I get a buger?
Kakuza:NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, AND YOUR RELIGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan:AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!
Kakuza:*petting money*he did not mean that baby
Hidan:OH YES I DID!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuza:take that back!!!!!
Hidan:NO!
Ramdon guy:.......
Kakuza:like your religon is any better?
Hidan:way better.....
Random guy:I WANT A CHEESE BUGER AND A LARGE COKE, AND YOU HAVE GOT ONE MIN. TO FIX IT BEFORE I COME BACK THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan&Kakuza:meep.....
Random guy:NOW GET TO WORK!
They both go running through the kitchen trying to fix the guy his food
Hidan:why are we being so nice......
Kakuza:really....we are ninjas.....
A light balb turns on in there heads
Kakuza:why should we be nice*they turn to look at the guy*
The guy now has flaming hand and a evil look.
Hidan:thats why*they hurry up and fix the food
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Tobi:*standing out front*Hi have fun!
Person:hi
Tobi:Have fun!^^
People are walking by and tobis is greeting them
Tobi:HELLO EVERYONE! HAVE FUN!^^
People:O.o
Kid:Mom he scares me
Mom:he scares me too.
Tobi:I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi:O.o
Kisam:if anyone ask, we dont know him
Itachi:duh.....*still being attacked by kids, who are now scared by Tobi
Tobi: WE HAVE TOURS INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kymera:*walks out and wacks Tobi*SHUT UP YOUR SCARING THE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids run to Kymera.

Inside the aquarium
Kymera:Ok everyone get into buddies^^
Kids grab a person
Tobi:*comes running in and is carring a kid*you forgot one
The kids hide behind Kymera
Kids:he scares me!
Tobi drops kid and runs away
Kymera:Ok...lets begin, If you have any questions just ask^^
They go walking through the place. When they come to the deadly frogs....
Kid:can a plant eat you?
Kymera;some can, but....*turns to see Zetsu trying to eat a kid* ZESTU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zestu:I was hungry....
Kymera:Your supose to be helping with the horse shoe crabs
Zestu:I could not find them
Kymera goes on with the tour, and drags Zestu along behind
Kid:when do we get to pet a ray?
Kymera:at the end
Kid:what about the gift shop?
Kymera;thats at the end to....
They get down to the horse shoe thing
Kids:CAN WE PET ONE?
Kymera:sure
Zestu:I'm here to work....^^
Guy:ok youAHHHHHHH DONT EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs away*
Zestu:ok
Kymera:why do I get the feeling this wont end well....
The kids run away when they find out the fish are alive. They go and walk through the tunnel
Kids:ohhhhh....ahhhhh.....AHHHHHHH! SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kymera;awww...uncle bill.....
random perosn:DR. PHILL, MUST KILL(hehe it rhymed)
Kymera;oh looks kids its a sea turtle
Kid:I want to pet him!
Kymera:ok.....
Kids:AHHHHH NOTHER SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kisame:my shark sences are tingling
Itachi:I care why.....
kids:be nice mr. ray
Itachi:LORD TAKE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kymera:and here is a barracoda, they are very fast and
Kid:dont they have a lot of sharp teeth
Kymera;yeah....*mumble*I was getting to that
they go and look at the sting ray tank
Hidan:HI KYMERA!!
Kymera:shoot me!

Deidara:this is fun un
Sasori:yeah what ever*gets splashed in the face*
Deidara:come on purk up! yeah^^
Sasori:This is the last time we let you cook....
Deidara:oh look a shark un
Sasori:oh yeah the kids love them
kids:AHHHHH....SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!
Kymera and her group come up.
kids:PET A RAY BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:KYMERA!!!!!!!!!!YEAH!
Hugs Kymera
Kymera:Having fun Deidei?
Deidara:No....Sasori's a party pooper un.
Sasori:oh shut up *leaning over edge of the pool*
Itachi:*comes walking up*Hey hows it going guys?
Kids:MR.RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi:NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!*kids attack him*
Kymera:Christmas card time*takes picture*
Kisame:*comes and drags Itachi back*
Kid:I cant touch oneT_T
Kymera does a hand sign that makes the fish float to the surface.
Deidara:cool un
Sasori:thats just da** great
Kids:you said a potty word, you have to put a quarter in the quarter jar!
Sasori:Thats it, I quit
Kymera;come on buby, dont go*puppy dog eyes*
Sasori:You know, I really hate you.
Kymera:deep, deep inside^^
Kids:GIFT SHOP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:no you cant go*he's being held back be Sasori puppet power's*
Kymera:Noooo....Deidara, watch the banana pill.....
Deidara:*falls backward*X_x
Sasori:Oh is it 5:00 already
Deidara:your not getting out of it that easily
Sasori:darn

Owner guy:(I really have to give him a name -_-')I think I have seen these people before*looking at the picture of the Akatsuki's*
Thinks for long time, passes out, hits head , and wakes up.
Onwer:I got it, they were the terriors that were here last year, with all of the kids.
Looks at another paper
Owner:Did'nt I get a restaining order, or was I just ordering something at Buger King
Owner:well the next screw up they are out
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Itachi:I CANT TAKE IT, GET AWAY YOU LITTLE CREAT'NS, YOUR JUST LIKE DEIDARA, CLINGY!
Kisame:Man weasel has got a aditude
Kids:waaaaaa......
Kymera;great now you made them cry, now I have to put up with them.
Itachi:My plan worked^^
Kymera;AND DEIDARA IS NOT CLINGY!*deidara was hanging on to her arm* not helping.
Deidara:sorry un.*runs back to Sasori and attackes to his arm
Sasori:DANGIT, GET OFF! *throws Deidara in the pool*
Deidara:AHHHHH....SHARK UN!
Tobi:I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!! *hugs everyone who passes*
Everyone:O.o
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hidan:DARN THIS THING!!!!!!!!*beats the oven with his scyth thing(dont look at the spelling, I could not spell for my life)
Kakuza:what is that sound?
Hidan:OVENS ARE AGAINST MY RELIGON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuza:STOP THAT INFRENAL BEEPING!*beats smoke detector with a a sack of money*
Kakuza:Sorry money*hits smoke det.*Sorry money* hits smoke det.**and again and again*
People:O.o*backs away*
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Zestu:I wonder what a hores shore crab taste like?
Horse shoe crab:AHHHHHHH....*runs around in the thing they are in*
Zestu:come here*picks up one*
H S C:Ahhhhh...dont eat me, I'm magical!!!!!!!!!!
Zestu:You can talk?
HSC:why yea i can....
Zestu:cool
HSC:now can you put me down?
Zestu:sure, I'll eat that human....*put crab back*

Tom:(hehe I gave the owner a name)Now what could I find to fire them*walks by Kymera and Itachi fighting*
Tobi:*goes running after people* HAVE FUN!!!!!!!
Tom:he's such a nice kid....
People:*running from Tobi*AHHHHHH.....
Tom:what would a normal boss fire some one for.....*walks by Hidan and Kakuza beating stuff, with smoke rolling out of the food place*
Random guy:FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom:*walks by Zestu, who is trying to eat some one. The HSC's are now making a plan to take over the world*
HSC leader:now we start with America, then the WORLD MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
Tom:*walks in the tunnel* what to do, what to do....*Kisame is in the pool swimming with "uncle Bill"*
Person:who look at the shark man AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Tom:*walks by the Pet A Ray Bay* hummmmm....*Sasori os trying to pull Deidara out of the pool, but the sharks wont let him go*
Kid:Look mom, mom, that person is fighting a shark mom....
Tom:*looks at ground*WHO DID I PUT ON LITTER PATROL!?
Sasori:*still trying to get Deidara out* non of us...
Tom:oh ok....*walks away* what could I fire them for?
Kymera:It's dinner time guys*grabs Deidara's hand and pulls him out*
Deidara:you could not have done that sasori un?
Sasori:whatever dude
They all go get something to eat and bring it back
Tobi:Tobi want some pizza
Hidan:you cant have the pizza, I already did the chant on it
Kymera;Hidan give the boy some pizza
Hidan:right away my love
Tobi:*hugs Kymera*Tobi thanks you^^
Kymera:your welcome tobi
Zestu:pass the ketchup
Deidara:who eats ketchup on a hot fuge sundae un?
Itachi:*putting pickles on a PB&J*It all goes to the same place
Kisame:yeah but Ketchup....
Kymera:That is gross...
Itachi:so gross that is makes you want to leave the Akatsuki's forever?
Deidara:If she leaves I leave yeah
Itachi:getting rid of two baka's in one blow
Kymera:I would never leave, then I would not have anyone to call, weasel boy^^
Hidan:what do you call me?^^
Kymera:religon freak....
Hidan:w00t

Tom:*walks in the place where they were eating*what are you guys still doing here, your suposes to be at work...
Kakuza:wellllllllll.....
Tom:is that a chip on the floor?
Deidara:acually, it's a chip, pickel...
Kisame:and barf from Itachi when he found out he does'nt like pickles....
Hidan:And the pizza I sacrificed
Kymera:other that that, yes it is a chip
Tom:YOU ARE ALL FIRED BECAUSE OF THE CHIP!!!!!!!
Zestu:the chip was not even ours
Tom:oh....
Sasori:its not that hard to clean up a chip....
Tom:and that aditude is what got you and your friends fired....
Deidara:thats just his normal aditude yeah
Tom:oh...
Tobi:Sasori is mean sometimes, Tobi knows that, yeah Tobi does...
Tom:Why does he talk like that?
Kakuza:he's a good boy, whos with a bunch of bad guys
Tom:That explains so much
Kymera:what, about the screaming.....?
Tobi:they were'nt scream, they were happy^^
Kisame:Baka...
Tom:sometimes I think Sasori is the only sain one
Sasori:Not really, I'm a puppet...
Kankuro:*pos out of nowhere*PUPPETS RULE!!!!!!!!*dissapears*
Sasori:and that happens alot.
Tom:O.o
Hidan:when do we get our checks?
Itachi:yeah, the sooner I get that, the sooner I can get away from cat lady...*death glare*
Kymera:*Gaara glare(now thats a death glare)*
Itachi:Ahhh....it burns.....
Deidara:Thats my girl un.
Sasori:*death glare*watch it.....
Hidan:Can I sacrifice a fish?
Tom:yeano
Kakuza:I want my money WAAAAAAAA.....
Tom:you guys are crazy*walks out*DANGIT I was going to fire them

Hidan:*still sitting in the break room* I wonder what time we get off?
Kisame:I dont know, but I'm pooped
Itachi:who knew kids could be so curel.....
Deidara:I have fun at my job yeah!^^
Sasori:I'm glad you do....
Itachi:we get twenty dollars an hour, and we work for at least five hours a day, and a hundred times 9 is ummmm...
Kakuza:nine hundered dollars
Kymera:that was more than a two digit number, he could not add that up by himself...
Itachi:oh yes I can....
Kisame:five plus a hundred and five....
Itachi:*eyetwitch* ummm...three hundred
Kymera:Oh, he's a genius
Deidara:It's a hundred and ten yeah....
Tobi:Tobi thought it was a hundred and fifty
Sasori:baka....
Kakuza:do we need a math lesson?
Itachi:I know math...
Kisame:two plus two
Itachi:everyone knows that it's blue duh...
Kymera;wow.....
Itachi:see you can learn from me^^
Deidara:you are really stupid un
Sasori:it's kinda sad....
Kakuza:It is....
Tobi:Tobi knows math, nine times eight is 72
Zestu:he is good at math
Tobi:can Tobi join now?
Everyone:NOO...
Tom:*walks back in* you guys are suposed to be at work....YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!
Itachi:thank god!
Kakuza:Ok, give me my check
Tom hands out the checks
Sasori:*looks at check* cool*walks out to car*
The rest followexcept Tobi
Tom:Ummm...*picks Tobi up and throws him out of the door*
Kymera:In driver seat*man we was going to leave him here.
With Kymera driving they got to the cave in about 5 min.
Kisame:Leader, are you home?
Leader was passed out on the couch, you could tell there ha been a party here
Hidan:*shacks Leader*wake up party boy
Leader;waAHHHHH, YOU GUYS ARE BACK ALREADY!?
Kakuza:yeah and with with eight hundred dollars
Deidara:eight.....?
Kakuza:did you think I was going to give up my money?
Sasori:that was a stupid question
Kisame:so who did you have over?
Leader:Orochimaru, .....
Itachi:That explains the skin*holds up skin*
Kymera:that gets me everytime...

A week later:
Leader:can I Look now?
Zestu:sure
Leader took off the blind fold to see a brand new kitchen
Itachi:what do you think?
Leader:me likie
Kymera;we are so stupid, we could have just stole new stuff....
Kakuza:and I got to keep my money^^
Leader:hey, where's Deidara he hel....
BOOM!
Sasori:that would be him
They all walking into the living room
Hidan:what did you do?
They whole living room was a mess, all of it exploded and barried in clay.
Deidara:Dr.Phill was on un...
Kisame:UNCLE BILL WAS ON TV!
Everyone:*stair*
Leader:now you all have to replace the living room...
Sasori:TO KONOHA!!!!!!!!!!!AWAY!
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Naruto:thats my fifty in. tv
Hidan:it's mine now MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!