Never Ever Tell Anyone! Jiraiya's Darkest Secret! by Hinata1
Summary: This is another story I have on Inu-fic. So don't think I stole it, because I am Kagome1 on there.



When a man even more perverted than Jiraiya comes to town and hits on Tsunada, Jiraiya gets a bit jealous. Naruto, who is usually blind to things like this, sees how jealous Jiraiya is and tell a little lie, which leads to some pretty catastophic events.
Categories: Orphan Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 3266 Read: 23797 Published: 29/04/07 Updated: 03/07/07
Chapter 1:The Discovery! by Hinata1
Author's Notes:
Sorry, Jiriaya's name is spelled wrong in this first chapter! It's just the first chapter though.
Jiriah stood at the door way just barely in the room waiting to talk to Tsunade after her meeting with some business client was done.

Tsunade waved him into the room when the guy leave, but then an unexpected visitor came barging through the door.

"Hi, Granny Tsunade!," Naruto came in, "Ah! Their you are Jiriah, I was looking for you."

"Hi runt,"Jiriah said none to enthused by the interuption.

"What do you want," Tsunade asked impatiently.

"Oh, I have to talk to Jiriah, and I thought he might be here," Naruto said matter-a-factly.

"Why did you think he'd be he-"Tsunade started before being cut off by another visitor.

"Hi, Your Tsunade right? Oh, how rude of me, my name is Junsuke!" An old man in a bussiness like out fit came in grabbing Tsunade hand to shake.

Though, he grabbed her hand to shake he didn't let go. He slowly took his other hand and rubbed her hand making Tsunade feel uncomfortable and when she pulled away he kept a firm grip.

Naruto saw this and was shocked by the old man's lechernous.

Then, Naruto, looked at Jiriaya who was none to happy! Jiriah was on Tsunade's team so it's natural he'd be protective, but was this protection or jelousy.

Finally, the old man let go, giving Tsunade a weird smile and winked at her. This man,Junsuke, wasn't like Jiriah when it came to lecherousnous. Jiriah just flirted(didn't touch) and gawked, but this guy was interest in getting Tsunade into bed and fast.

Jiriah, of course, would raze holy hell before he let that happen.

"I have a meeting with Mr. Monogatari" Tsunade said looking at Jiriaya who had a smirk on his face from her saying his name so formally.

"Oh sorry, I'll see YOU later then," He said and left.

"So, who's that scumbag," Jiriaya said remembering the pervert was still in the room.

"I don't know I just met him myself," She said sighing not liking the new guy much.

"You two make quite the couple," Jiriaya said jokingly even though the thought of the two together made him sick.

"Ha ha very funny"Tsunade said sarcasically.

"Seriously, stay away from him," Jiriaya said sternly leaving with Naruto following.

Tsunade was bewildered by him coming then instantly leaving. What was he there to say?

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"So, I know what teammate protection is and that wasn't it," Naruto said smirking.

"What the hell are you talking about," Jiriaya said.

"That was jealousy not protection. Your like Tsunade," Naruto said stating what he thought.

"Your crazy you brat, but the bastard needs his ass kicked." Jiriaya said angry.

"YOU DO LIKE HER!!!!!!" Naruto yelled seeing Jiriaya's anger.

"No, Idon't"Jiriay was annoyed.

"yea, you do," Naruto said persuing the arguement.

"I..." Jiriah stopped, ready to make a confession.
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