Itachi:Ok dose everyone have whatever they need to take?
Tobi:WHERES DEIDARA?
Sasori:Hideing from you what do you think.....
Kisame:I GOT SHOTGUN!
Hidan:I want shotgun
Kisame:Tough MWAHAHAHAHAHAH......
Itachi:*smacking forehead*take the shotgun and shoot me
Sasori:GET IN THE CAR NOW OR GET TIED TO THE ROOF OF THE CAR
Deidara:*sneaking in car*
Tobi:DIEDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:Darn
Driving in car
Deidara:really nice, no Tobi,un
Tobi:*tied to top of van*DEIDARA I LOVE YOU^^
Sasori:so, do you know where we are going, Itachi?
Itachi:Kisame where do we go from here?
Sasori:we're dead
Kisame:Take a right
Itachi:I cant, no road
Kisame:I dont care thats what the map says
Sasori:The maps upside down dufus
Kisame:oh^^
Deidara:I DONT CARE IF THEY ARE AGAINST YOUR RELIGON, GIVE ME MY CD PLAYER!YEAH
Hidan:No*Throws it out the window*
Sasori:We are missing someone
Itachi:No we are not*Ignoring the missing person*
Kymera:*pops out of nowhere*I'm here!^^ No thanks to you Itachi!*Death glare*
Deidara:Oh look the bakas here un
Kymera:Hey Deidei I found your CD player, it was out in the road.
Deidara:YES what now religon freak
Tobi:*Pops in van*Deidara, Kymera!^^
The van almost swerves off the road
Itachi:Holly crap We tied you to the roof
Tobi:Come on everyone.....Everybody's talking bout blowing up the neighborhood....
Zestu:I love that song....Everybody's gonna break it up today....
Kisame:We are not in america!
Itachi:Yes we are
Sasori:The maps for Japan ain't it?
Kisame:Maybe.....^^
Kymera:Then we are dead.
Deidara:I like that song, but not when you are singing it!Yeah.
Tobi&Zestu:Stuck in America.......

Itachi:So whats next?
Sasori:*now in shotgun*Take a right when you hit the next road
Tobi:Now what should we sing?
Kymera:How 'bout getting thrown out of the car?
Tobi:I dont know that one but I will try.......
Deidara:Thats it.....yeah pull the van over.....
Itachi:Why?
Kymera:PULL THE VAN OVER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All standing outside the van
Kisame:Can you guys untie me from the roof now, I got a bug in my teeth.......
Deidara:*tieing Tobi to the back of the van*I dont care you are better than Tobi un.
Kymera:*Doing the same*Yeah!
Itachi:You guys are crazy.....
Kymera:Do you want to be the next tied to the back of the van?
Itachi:*covering mouth*No sorry....^^
Sasori:Ok every one back in the van.
Driving
Itachi:so where will we eat at before we get there?
Kymera:anywhere, as long as Tobi stays tied up....
Zestu:I could eat the baka.
Deidara:Is that against your religon too, Hidan, un?
Hidan:No not really
Pulls into a fast food restrant
Deidara:Hey Itachi, do you think you can drive faster when we leave un?
Kymera:Yeah that snail past us back there.
Snail:The speed limit is 60 not 10 MPH Jerk.
Sasori:I will drive....
Kymera:anything is better than Itachis driving.....
Itachi:Dont hate the player babe
Kymera:Ewwwwwwww......
Deidara:Leave her alone*Death glare*
In restrant
Kisame:Wasnt tieing Itachi to the back of the van with Tobi a little harsh?
Kymera:NO! those little red eyes bug me....
Hidan:Your eyes are red.....
Kymera:Do you have a problem with them religon boy?
Hidan:Maybe......
Sasori:Great he's dead.
Cat fight............

They were all sitting down eating.
Deidara:so would you like to ride some rides together Kymera un?
Kymera:Sure!^^ do you know that they are watching us?
Sasori and the others were looking over the both at them.
everyone:Awwwwww...... how cute.^^
Sasori:be nice to her, she like a sister to me.*pops knuckles*
Kymera:*slaps Sasori*
Itachi:*comes running in*I'M FREEEEEEEE.........
Zestu:Oh great.....He steped on Mr. Snaily
Itachi:Ewwwwwww........
Sasori:Hey guys lets go.
Itachi:But I did not get to eat....T_T
Zestu:Do you want to get eat'n?*whispering*poor Snaily*Death glare*
Itachi:*Twitching eye*No...Lets go!
Sasori:*Driving*FEAR ME WORLD!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Kymera:*Hugging Deidara*Sasori could you slow down?
Hidan:Driving this fast is against my religon....
Deidara:Finally, your religon is worth some thing un.
Itachi:I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*big tear animation*
Tobi:*still tied to back of car*WEEEEEE.......
Sasori:*Slams on brakes*popo*drives really slow*
Gets pulled over
Sasori:Whats the matter officer?
Orochimaru:You were driving to slow.
Kymera:*laughing*
Orochimaru:Whats so funnie?
Deidara:*Covers her mouth*Shes not from around here un.
Orochimaru:OH ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO HOLIDAY WORLD?! I WANT TO GO!*Jumping up and down*
Everyone:o.0
Hidan:Floor it!
Sasori:Done*Floors it*
Tobi:Byebye.

Sasori:*Still driving*MWAHAHAHAHAHA......
Kymera:*still hugging Deidara*Sasori, watch the other cars
Cars:*blows horn and flips him off*
Sasori:DIE YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE GAME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA....
Hidan:I can see my life flashing by me I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuza:*smacks Hidan*Your immortal, you cant die.
Hidan:I would take Tobi's singing over this.
Tobi:*pops out of no where*YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:HFH how did you get in here un?
Tobi:I dont know.
Itachi:*hissing*Get away freak!
Kakuza:Who knew weasle's hissed
Kymera:Lions are better.
Itachi:Weasle's
Kymera:LION'S
Itachi:WEASLE'S
Sasori:SHUT UP WE ALL KNOW THAT PUPPETS ARE BETTER!
Kankuro:*Pops out of no where*PUPPETS RULE!
Zestu:Freak*eats him*
Everyone:o.0
Sasori:*Slams on breaks* We are here
Kisame:WHIP LASH!
Sasori:Oh shut up whimp
Deidara:*Jumps out and kisses the ground*LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kymera:Hidan, get out!
Hidan:I'm afraid to.
Sasori:*walks up behind Hidan and hits the window*
Hidan:Ahhhhh......*Gose flying out of the van*
Itachi:Where's leader?
Kisame:*pops the trunk**Leader pops out*HFH
Kymera:found him
Leader:*throws confetii*WELCOME TO HOLIDAY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They all walked into the front gate and was standing by the big Santa
Hidan:*grabs Kakuza and pulls him over to the Santa*TAKE OUR PICTURE!
Deidara:*with the camera*ain't that against your religon?
Hidan:No!
Deidara takes the picture
Hidan:*angery face*Why did you do that I cant see, I hate having my picture took'n
Sasori:ok do we want to stay together or spilt up in to groups?
Hidan:*getting ready to attack Deidara*Darn you!
Deidara holds up the camera to Hidans face and takes another picture
Hidan:NOOOOOO NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasori:Who wants to go in a group
Tobi:Oh oh me!
Sasori:anyone at all......ok we will split up in partners.
Tobi:Deidara will you be my partner?
Deidara:yeano I'm going with Kymera un
Sasori:I'm going with Leader
Itachi:Kisame
Kisame:figures
Kakuza:Hidan
Hidan:What I cant see, where are you?
Zetsu:If I came back without Tobi you all wont be mad will you?
Everyone:HECK NO!
Kymera:and on Yaoi, This place in number one for family fun, but no yaoi.
Sasori:Meet back here at 12 we'll all go get something to eat together.
Deidara:Lets go before Hidan get his site back un.
Hidan:to late
Deidara holds up camera again and takes his picture
Hidan:NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........
Kymera:now lets go
They all run off in their own direction

Leader:oh look bumper boats, come on Sasori
Sasori:Fine
in bumper boats
Sasori:whahahahahahaha.....*he hits leaders boat**the boats explode*
Everyone in their groups see it:Thats Sasori
Sasori:So where do you want to go next?
Leader:anywhere where you dont have to drive nothing*death glare*
Sasori:How about that thing*looking at the tall thing that shoots up and slams back down(forgot what its called)
Leader:We are dead
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hidan;Where did Deidara go?*still at front gate*
Hidan:Kakuza where are you?
Hidan:Kakuza
Hidan:well SCAMBLER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuza;*takes camera and took a picture*No scambler
Hidan:AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuza:Thanks for that ideal Deidara
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Tobi:*spinning around*I'M SO HAPPY BUT i WOULD BE HAPPIER IF DEIDARA WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zetsu:I will not eat him in front of people...... #1 for family fun........
Tobi:so what do you want to ride Zetsu?
Zetsu:If we ride something will you shut up?
Tobi:Yes
Zetsu:Ok go ride the canoes.
Tobi:Ok* gose to ride the canoes*
Zetsu:OMFG he did ride them*Takes picture* we'll have to send this out in the Akatsuki chistmas card*laughs*
Tobi:weeeeeee.....
People:*stop and stare*
Itachi and Kisame walk by
Kisame;OMFG!
Itachi:BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zetsu:save me.

Deidara:lets ride the raging rapids un!^^
Kymera:are you ok?
Deidara:yeah I'm happy un^^
Kymera:Well stop it, it's creepy
Deidara:sorry
They go stand in line, Itachi and Kisame come and stand in line
Itachi:YOU ONLY WANT TO RIDE THIS BECAUSE THERE IS WATER, FISH FREAK!
Kymera:Oh look weasle boy is here
Itachi:Lion freak
Itachi&Kymera:*death glare*
Kisame:hey Deidei, Tobi was riding the canoes.
Deidara:Did Zetsu get a picture, that would be great for the Akatsuki christmas card
*boom*
Deidara:Kymera what did you do to Itachi un?
Kymera:He started it
Kisame:Oh look its our turn to ride
Itachi:*comes back to life*lions hate water
They all get in and start flowing with the current
Itachi:*looks out boat* whats this*squrts him in the face*
Kymera:*lmao*aren't you smart
Itachi:-/_-
Deidara:well this has been fun un.
the boat starts to up the lift thing
Kymera:would it be funny if Itachi fell off this?
Kisame:Very
Itachi:well it ain't going to happen*his belt comes undone*ahhhhhhh*falls out of boat*
Deidara:Your right it was funnny un.
They all get out of the boat and wait for Itachi to get back up
Itachi:You little demon
Kymera:Chacamari to you*name of her demon*
Kisame:What!
Deidara:You're a baka un.

They are all at the front gate again
Sasori:hi guys
Leader:I'M STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:OK un
Tobi:Deidara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kymera:aw man Zetsu did not eat him
Sasori:Why is Itachi all wet?
Kisame:Raging Rapids
Deidara:Yeah I got pictures of it too un.*evil look*
Zetsu:so where are we eating?
Kymera:NO PEOPLE!
Zetsu:*twiddling finger* darn
Itachi:I'm wet I get to pick....ummm....The Waffle House!^^
Sasori:No.....the Nacho place
Itachi:DARN YOU CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*goses and crys in corner*
Kymera:at least he cant cut himself
Itachi:*with plastic knife*why wont you cut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kisame:I'll get him*gose and picks up Itachi*
Itachi:PUT ME DOWN YOU CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kymera:odd
At nacho place
Zetsu:I'll take anything with meat
Sasori:This will take a while
Kymera:Hidan I will kill you if you kill Deidara
Deidara:I FEEL LOVED UN!
Leader:so where are we going next?
Kisame:WATER PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan:SCRAMBLER
Kisame:WATER PARK!
Hidan:SCRAMBLER!!!!!!!!!!!
Kymera:WE ARE GOING TO THE WATER PARK!
Deidara:YES THE WAVE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasori:SO MUCH YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto:*pops out of no where*BELIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leader:weird little child.
Naruto:BELIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kisame:crazy....
Kymera:idiot
Deidara:moron
Itachi:dork
Sasori:brat
Hidan:adorable!^^
Everyone:*stare's*
Naruto:BELIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!*dissappears*
Zetsu:What did I miss?*gets done ordering*

At the gate of the water park
Kisame:WATER!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi:i got enough of that at the raging rapids
Kisame:WAVE POOL HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!
Kymera: enough screaming
They go walking in the park.
Sasori:who wore their swimsuits under their clothes?
Kisame:who needs a swimsuit!*not a question*
Deidara:that is sick, and wrong yeah.
leader:guys people are staring to stair
all the Akatsuki's:WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They start taking off their clothes to show their swimsuits
All but kymera are watching Deidara
Deidara:what un?
Hidan:we just want to see if you are boy or girl...
Deidara:*takes off shirt*
all but Kymera:ahhhh...
Deidara:I'm a boy!
Kymera:be nice guys
Deidara: bakas
The rest take off their clothes
Kymera:ewww...Hidan, no striping in front of the kids.
Hidan:thats it....
Everyone:*holds camera's up to his face and take a picture*hehe
Leader:Sasori, why are you wearing a T-shirt?
Sasori:I'm a puppet
Zetsu:Tobi, take that mask off
Tobi:Tobi looks stupid
Kisame:you could not look as stupid as Itachi, when he walks into a tree.
Tobi:ok*takes off mask, to show huge eyes and big buck teeth*
Kymera:*holding in a laugh*you dont look that.....
Deidara:*eye twitch*umm....he.....*falls on ground laughing*
Tobi:*puts mask back on**picks up little girl and holds her over a bridge*I'll drop her...
Kakuza:no you wont
Tobi;Tobi will, Tobi mad
Deidara:*still laughing on ground*your to much a goody two shoes un
Tobi:*drops girl* oops...
Every one looks over edge.
Parents*under bridge*yay, she back, She fell out of the sky!
Kid:mommy...daddy....
They all look at tobi and walk away.

10
Itachi:um Kisame where are we going?
Kisame:wave pool!
Itachi:weasels cant swim
Kisame:then stand and watch
Itachi:.....
Kisame:*runs in wave pool*HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:*stare's*SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kisame:awwww...uncle Bill is here?
Everyone runs out of the pool and tramples Itachi
Kisame:*pulls the two dimentinal Itachi off the ground*hi
Itachi:Some fat person ran over me....
Kisame:cool you can be a surf board*throws Itachi in the water*
Itachi:Kymera might hate me, but she would kill Kisame for this.....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hidan and Kakuza:Why is everyone running?
Everyone:SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan: that would be Kisame*gets trampled*
Kakuza:*gets trampled too.*
Hidan:This is against my religon...
Kymera and Deidara walk up
Kymera:Everything is against your religon.
Hidan:Not everything....
Deidara:You did forget, He does like horses un.
Kymera:true....
Hidan:no I hate horses....I like death
Kakuza:But you cant die
Deidara:*smacks his head and walks away**followed by Kymera*
Hidan and Kakuza stay there aguing if Hidan can die or not.

Sasori and leader walk up to kakuza and Hidan.
Leader:What happened?
Kakuza:*still laying on ground*We got trampled....
Hidan:against my religon....
Kakuza:by screaming people.....
Hidan:against my religon....
Kakuza:running.....
Hidan:against my religon....
Kakuza:WILL YOU LET ME FINISH THE STORY DANGIT!
Hidan:stories are against my......
Kakuza:Thats it*two dimentional fight*
Sasori:Hey look there is Kymera and Deidara
Leader and Sasori go over to Deidara and Kymera.
Deidara was eating icecream.
Sasori:hey blondie! hows the love fest going?
Deidara:*turns around and squashes the icecream on Sasori's face* you got something on your face Yeah!
Kymera:Deidei be nice to sasori, even if he is a weird puppet boy.
strange person:*walks up*you got something on your face dude.
Sasori:*wipes icecream off face and puts it on the other persons face*you got something on your face dude!
Person:are you emo*looking at places where Sasori's arms and neck attach to the rest of his body*
Sasori:Thats is!*trys to go after the person.*
Leader:should we let him go*holding on to Sasori's shirt.*
Sasori:*pulls out of shirt**chases person*
Kymera:I thought he did not want to take off his shirt...
Deidara:*getting another icecream*do you two want anything un?
Kymera&Leader:Yeah!^^
casheir:that will be 5.60
Deidara:*looks at money**looks back at casheir*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Free icecream!
Kymera;Did you really have to beat that guy up, I could have gave you money?*now eating icecream*
Leader:be happy he did not use his clay...*eating icecream*
Kymera:true....
Deidara:but it made the kids happy*eating icecream* yeah
Kids:FREE ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!*eats lots of icecream*
Itachi and Kisame walk up
Itachi:where did you get the icecream?
Deidara:back there un
Itachi:*runs and attacks the icecream**makes a waffle cone*MY ICECREAM MWAHAHAHAHA...
Kisame:I got him*goes and grabbes Itachi*
Sasori:*comes back, grabbes shirt* mii better....
Kymera:"bro"what did you do?
Sasori:nothing.......
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
person:*in trach can**far away*help... some one....HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deidara;come on lets go ride some water ride un!*grabbs Kymeras hand and pulls her*
Kymera;ahhh....*icecream falls out of her hand and splats on sasori's face*
random guy:dude.....
Sasori:*reachs out sideways and chokes the guy**says through clenched teeth*not....a....word....
Leader:*follows the other two, and draggs Sasori with him*
Deidara;come on it will be.....AHHH...WHAT DID I STEP IN UN????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kymera:That would be Hidans face...
Hidan:muuuu numunnn.....
Deidara:*steps off his face*how long you two going to stay there un?
Hidan;I dont know......
Sasori and leader walk up
Hidan:dude you got something......
Sasori:*picks Hidan up**give evil look*
Hidan:meep.....
Kymera:this could get ugly lets go.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
At the water slides
Kymera:I wonder what happen to Tobi....
Deidara:found him yeah.
Tobi:*standing by the intertubes*
random guy:can you hand me a tube?
Tobi:sure*hands him one*
that goes on for a while
Tobi:awww man theres not one left....
Kisame and Itachi walk up
Itachi:man....not one left....
Kisame:hold on*walks up in line**to random person*Hi
person:hiAHHHHHHHHH.....SHARK!!!!!!!!*everyone runs away*
Hidan:do you hear that?
Sasori:what?
they look at mob Sasori drops Hidan and moves out of the way as Hidan and Kakuza get trampled again
Deidara:dude....that was awesome Kisame un^^*grabs tube*LETS GO!!!!!!!
At top of slide
Deidara:*looks around*well what kinda serves is this un?*everyone left*
Kymera:oh well...*pushes Itachi down the slide*
Itachi;*in a echo type voice*DARN YOU WEASEL HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:that sounded fun....*throws himself down the slide*WEEEEEE......UN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kisame:can I go can I go......?
Kymera:sure......
Kisame:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*throws himself down the slide*
Tobi:can Tobi go next?
Kymera:yeah little buddie*pushes Tobi down slide*
Deidara*at bottom*come on Kymera,....I'll catch you un.
Kymera goes down slide, Sasori pushes Deidara out of the way and catches her
Kymera:Hi Sasori!^^
WATER FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the lazy river
Deidara:this looks fun un.*holding kakuza*
Kymera:lets go!*holding Hidan*
They walk out in the water and grab a intertube
Kymera:Here hidan*puts Hidan in a tube*
Deidara:*does the same*
Itachi:Yeah!*jumps in intertube and it slips out from under him*owwww.....*finaly gets in intertube*
Kymera:*spins Itachi*MWAHAHAHAHAHA.....
Kid:Mom she scares me...
Deidara:*grabs Kymera and puts her in a intertube*you scareing people yeah
Kymera:I'm evil, I'm going to scare people
Itachi:no you just scare people by your uglyness....
Kymera;*kicks Itachi's intertube over*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kisame:*still at slide*where did everyone go?
Tobi:Tobi here...
Kisame:I wonder where they went....*gets out of pool and walks around**tobi follows
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Deidara:look at that un* looks at people running back and forth*
Sasori:I wonder what they are doing
Deidara:How did you get here*holding on to Kymera's intertube, so is Sasori*
Kymera:*watching people runback and forth*
People:SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs one way*SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs the other way*
Kymera:they are running from Kisame^^
Deidara and Sasori stop arguing. and watch the people running.
Kakuza:whats happening?
Sasori:people are throwing money around.
Kakuza:*pops in to 3-d and runs out of the water to find the money*
Hidan:Dont leave me here*does the same as Kakuza*
Leader:I found you yay! woot*sarcasium*
Sasori:when we get done here, we are going to ride the Voage!
Leader:Nooooo....*splashes away*

EXTRA: to meet the freakn 700 word rule! GRRRRR...
Dang that freakn rule, 'no less than 700 words' this site is going to lose alot of people now, I dont blame them for leaving. well not what?
Deidara: sing along
Sasori:not again...
Tobi:la la la la la la la
Kisame:Oh my ears, they burn
Hidan:Please let this be 700 words so they will stop*submits* DAMN YOU *tries to sacrifice it*
Itachi: No I need this for porn.
everyone:O.o
Itachi: I mean...hehe...bye!*leaves*
kakuzu:well that was odd
singing gose on

ok I really hate this flipen rule
Hidan:yeah*cencored*
Deidara:O.o
Tobi:ohhhh...potty mouth...

Kakuzu:No I cant lose
Kisame:well guess what, you just did! now pay up!
Kakuzu:How did I lose, you got the old maid?!

Sasori:Deidara what are you doing?
Deidara:I'm going to make a new entrace for the cave
Tobi:tobi is a good boy*he's the batting ram*
Deidara:charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAM!

Zetsu:why am I always alone?

Leader:*locked in room sucking finger* they are all idiots...

Itachi:Must kill...must kill...*gose on killing spree*

Zetsu:I'm still alone

Deidara:art is a blast
Sasori:art is eternal
Deidara:BLAST
Sasori:ETERNAL!
Itachi;DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kisame:the old maid wins
Kakuzu:loses!
Deidara and Sasori:AHHHHHHHH
Itachi:DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hidan:I think Tobi is dead*pokes him*
Sasori, Deidara, Kakuzu, Kisame:AHHHHHHHHH
Itachi:DIE MOTHER F**KERS!

Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan:Ahhhhhhhh
Zetsu:YEAH I'm not alone!*gets trampled*

OMG thats only 407 COME ON! la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ...oh my flip gosh.. la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la al la la la la la...I cant take much more of this...la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lal la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la...

Tobi: how bout I sing?
everyone:NOOOO...
Tobi:tobi dosent feel no love...
sasori: we are evil villans, we dot love!
Deidara:what? I though you loved me *cries*
Hidan: oh sasori you just lost you uke...
Deidara:*runs away*
Sasori: so much for tonight...

yeah, Sasori x Deidara! woot, thats some sexy stuff...
Itachi:hurry up and meet the 700 word limit, I cant take much more of this!

only 605 freakn words, why dont they just stab us...?
Hidan:I will*tries to stabe me*
Me:ahhhh get away *cencored* *cencored* *cencored*
Hidan:WOW!
~later~
me:*walk in room*
Sasori:I'm sorry Deidara
Deidara:it's ok ahhh...
Me:holly freak, a free show!*sits and watches*
Sasori:Do you mind
Me:no I dont*pulls out pad of paper* keep it up you two
~later~
Sasori: and stay out when we are trying to make love*kicks me out*
Kisame and Itachi: *in hallway*O.o
Me:*tries to get back in*no I want to watch
Deidara:I feel all exposed!

yeah...hehe