Summary: This is a weird story I wrote after logging onto a chat room online! Sry if the names suck, but I was thinking this up fast.
Categories: General Fiction Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Word count: 1093 Read: 4778
Published: 29/01/07 Updated: 05/02/07
1. Chat Room 1 by gaaras_girl343
2. Chat Room 2 by gaaras_girl343
3. Chapter 3 by gaaras_girl343
4. Chapter 4 by gaaras_girl343
Chat Room 1 by gaaras_girl343
Author's Notes:
Do not own Naruto =(
Disclaimer: Do not own Naruto, but this story is my idea.
Killer_Sand (Gaara) has entered the room
Foxyfoxy541 (Naruto) has entered the room
Big_Fan_Girl (Temari) has entered the room
Foxyfoxy541: What's goin on in here?
Big_Fan_Girl: Nothin. Gaara, what about u?
Killer_Sand: Ignorance
Big_Fan_Girl: Do you always have to be so stuck up, with the tough-guy attitude? Huh?!? Do ya?!?
Killer_Sand has left the room
Foxyfoxy531: I think you out-talked him
Big_Fan_Girl has left the room
Sasukelover (Sakura) has entered the room
Sasukelover: Hey, Naruto
Foxyfoxy531: What is it, Sakura?
Sasukelover: Nothin!! I just wanted to see how you are doing!!!
Foxyfoxy531: ~sweatdrop~ Ok!!
Sand_Sibling3 (Kankuro) has entered the room
Sand_Sibling3 Whats up?
Foxyfoxy531: We were just talking about nothing
Sand_Sibling3: How could you be talkin about nothin? M,y head hurts!!
Sand_Sibling3 has left the room
Foxyfoxy531: O.O
Sasukelover:-_-
Foxyfoxy531 has left the room
Emo_Guy has entered the room
Sasukelover: O.O OMFG SASUKE!!!
Emo_Guy: Oh, great!! Just what I wanted to see on a chat room!
Emo_Guy has left the room
Sasukelover: WAAAAH! SASUKE!! COME BACK!! ~Runs to Sasuke's house~
Sasukelover has left the room
Chat Room 2 by gaaras_girl343
Author's Notes:
I am using their real names this time, so I won't have to use those made up IM names
Sasukelover (Sakura) has entered the room
Foxyfoxy531 (Naruto) has entered the room
Sakura: Where's Sasuke?
Naruto: Dunno. I have an idea! When Temari and Gaara log on, we can do a dare show, hosted by me!!!
Sakura: Hey! Why do you get to be host?
Naruto: Fine, you can host too!
Killer_Sand (Gaara) has entered the room
Big_Fan_Girl (Temari) has entered the room
Gaara: Whats going on in here?
Naruto: Do you guys want to play Truth or Dare?
Temari: How can we do that online, Naruto?
Naruto: Good point. Never mind!!
Gaara: What do you want to do?
Temari: We can find out if we can send jutsus through the computer!
Sakura: Not a good idea
Temari: Why not?!?
Naruto: Because, you would destroy the computer, moron!
Gaara: No one can call Temari a moron except me!! DESERT COFFIN!!
Killer_Sand has been disconnected due to computer problems
Temari: -_- ~sighs~
Sakura: O.o ...He's weird
Naruto: You're tellin me?
Sakura: No! I'm tellin everyone!
Naruto: ~Sweatdrop~
Temari: -_- O.O
Emo_Guy (Sasuke) has entered the room
Sasuke: Wassup?
Sakura: SASUKE!! YOU'RE ON!!!
Killer_Sand has entered the room
Gaara: I had to fix the computer
Temari: Ha! And I wasn't supposed to use a jutsu on the computer!
Gaara: Shut up, Temari!
Temari: Fine!!!
Big_Fan_Girl has left the room
Gaara: At least I got her to shut up!
Sasuke: Wow. I've never seen Gaara type so much in a chat room
Gaara: DESERT COFFIN!!
Killer_Sand has been disconnected due to computer problems
Naruto: Not again
Sasukelover has left the room
Sasuke: You mean he's done it before!
Naruto: Yep! Once on me, and then once on you!
Sasuke: Whatever. Hold on, someone's at my door.
Sasuke: This is Gaara! I will be back to get you!!
Emo_Guy has left the room
Naruto: NOOOOO!!
Foxyfoxy531 has left the room
Chapter 3 by gaaras_girl343
Author's Notes:
This chapter is weird. I added Hinata. Gaara is also in more of this chapter, too.
Foxyfoxy531 has entered the room
Emo_Guy has entered the room
Big_Fan_Girl has entered the room
Sand_Sibling3 has entered the room
Naruto: Whats up?
Kankuro: Nothin
Temari: Gaara won't be on
Sasuke: Why not?
Temari: Because, hes still fixing his computer
Killer_Sand has entered the room
Gaara: I bought a new computer
Sasuke: Why? Youre just going to blow it up again
Killer_Sand has left the room
Naruto: Y did he leave now?!?
Sasuke: Hold on, someones at the door
About 5 minutes without Sasuke
Naruto: Where did Sasuke go?
Sasuke: This is Gaara. Sasuke needed an ambulance, so I called one
Temari: What did you do to him?
Sasuke: Nothing. Nothing fatal anyway
Emo_Guy has left the room
Temari: Where is he going now?
Naruto: Dunno. All I know is that Sasuke isn't dead
Sasukelover has entered the room
Sakura: Hey. Where's Sasuke?
Naruto: Don't ask
Kankuro: He was attacked by Gaara
Temari: O.O
Naruto: KANKURO!!! You weren't supposed to tell her that!!
Sakura: WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ~Runs to the ER~
Sasukelover has left the room
Killer_Sand has entered the room
Gaara: Has anyone told Sakura yet?
Kankuro: Yes. I told her
Gaara: Incompitent fool! I was supposed to break it to the little whining chick
Foxyfoxy531 has left the room
Sand_Sibling3 has left the room
Gaara Who's still in here?
Temari: Just you and me
Gaara: Whatever
Weird_Person (Hinata) has entered the room
Hinata: Who is in here?
Gaara: You, me, and Temari
Hinata: OK
Temari: What do you want to do?
Gaara: Kill Sasuke
Hinata: Go to Wal-Mart
Temari: YEA!! LETS GO TO WAL-MART!!
Weird_Person has left the room
Big_Fan_Girl has left the room
Gaara: I'm lonely, oh so lonely...
Killer_Sand has left the room
Chapter 4 by gaaras_girl343
Author's Notes:
This is the second to the last chapter. As always, I do not own Naruto. I also changed Naruto's screen name to just Foxyfoxy, because the numbers are annoying.
Foxyfoxy has entered the room
Emo_Guy has entered the room
Killer_Sand has entered the room
Big_Fan_Girl has entered the room
Sasukelover has entered the room
Sasuke: Whats goin on?
Sakura: SASUKE!!!!! YAY!!! ^_^
Naruto: I'm suprised that Gaara didn't kill you, Sasuke.
Gaara: Next time I will
Temari: -_-
Sakura: Why would Gaara want to kill Sasuke? He's too hot!
Gaara: Unlike Naruto, I'm not gay. I hate Sasuke
Naruto: Now chilren, settle down ^_^
Killer_Sand has left the room
Temari: I wonder where he went
Naruto: I dunno, but hold on, I'm going to answer my door
Sasuke: Uh oh
5 minutes without Naruto
Naruto: This is Gaara. I think I killed Naruto. They carried him out on a stretcher, and he was covered in blood. It was cool.
Sasuke: NARUTO!! *Runs to ER*
Emo_Guy has left the room
Foxyfoxy has left the room
Temari: O.O Sasuke's gay!!!!
Killer_Sand has entered the room
Gaara: Sasuke's gay
Sasukelover has left the room
Weird_Person has entered the room
Hinata: Holy crap! I'm in the same room as Gaara
RabidGaaraFangirl has entered the room
Gaara: Oh, great
Fangirl: GAARA!!!! I'M GOING TO TELL MY OTHER FRIENDS THAT YOU'RE ONLINE
Gaara (Faking whatever he's saying): Why? Don't you want alone time with me?
Fangirl: AAAHHH!!! (Faints and turns computer off)
RabidGaaraFangirl has left the room
Temari: Did you mean what you said?
Gaara: Of course not!!!
Weird_Person has left the room
Emo_Guy has entered the room
Sasuke: You didn't kill Naruto!
Killer_Sand has left the room
Sasuke: Hang on a sec, Temari
Temari: Uh oh
5 minutes without Sasuke
Sasuke: I killed Sasuke. I'll be back in a minute. I'm going to log in as me
Emo_Guy has left the room
Killer_Sand has entered the room
Gaara: You want to go to Walmart for new weapons?
Temari: YEAH!!! GO GAARA!!
Big_Fan_Girl has left the room
Killer_Sand has left the room
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