Akatsuki by AJ Komozocky
Summary: AJ gose to live with the Akatsuki members for awhile to find out it was not a good ideal because she ends up liking it there. Ok at first it is not so funny but stay with me it will after.... 27 chapter/ J/K!^_^
Categories: General Fiction Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Baka's Akatsuki style
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 2230 Read: 9862 Published: 14/01/07 Updated: 18/08/07

1. Chapter 1 by AJ Komozocky

2. Chapter 2 by AJ Komozocky

3. Chapter 3 by AJ Komozocky

4. Chapter 4 by AJ Komozocky

5. Chapter 5 by AJ Komozocky

6. Chapter 6 by AJ Komozocky

7. Chapter 7 by AJ Komozocky

8. Chapter 8 by AJ Komozocky

Chapter 1 by AJ Komozocky
Author's Notes:
I dont own Naruto!
I have no ideal what will happen so it might get deleted!^_^
Sasuke had left his village and everyone behind. AJ did not want to go back to the village and know that her best friend would not be there. She also did not want to go with Sasuke to Orochimaru because he was her father and after what he did to Sasuke....
She was sitting under a tree waiting for a good ideal to pop into her brain of what to do.The wind began to blow and with no sound, a figure was beside her. She turned her head to see a long haired blond boy with blue eyes stairing at her.
Deidara:What are you doing out here by yourself un?
AJ:Going to find away to get away from my village.
Another boy walked up, he had red hair and kinda looked like a puppet.
Sasori:Deidara, stop flirting and come on.
Deidara:Hey,Sasori do you think...
Sasori:No, beside a pertty girl like that wont want to be around people like us all the time.
Deidara:*Rolled his eye and grabbed her face and pushed it towards Sasori*Come on, She wants to get away from her village any ways. yeah
AJ:What are you two talking about.?!
Sasori:We should go before something come out that should'nt.
Deidara:.....So you see we have our own club for people who want to get away....
Sasori:You never listen ot me.
AJ:If it's ok with you two I go.
Deidara:Fine with me!
Sasori:Now what if she is not excepted then you both will be mad.....
With a wave of his hand a huge clay bird appeared. He helped her on the bird and he got on, then Sasori did too.
Sasori:And why do you think they will accept her.
Deidara:Dude look at her eyes they'er Sharingan!
He looked in her eyes.
Sasori:What ever!
Deidara put his arm around AJ and held her close so she would not fall off.
Chapter 2 by AJ Komozocky
Author's Notes:
I dont own Naruto! Hey if you like this story, and you dont want me to delet it, REVIEW!
When they arrived there they were not sure how things would go. They walked through the door not knowing what will happen.
Kisame:Where have you two been?
Sasori:Deidara pick up a stray!
Itachi:Remember what happened last time Deidara?
AJ:*walked around Deidara and looked at Itachi.*Oh god! Deidara maybe I should not be here.
Itachi:So how is my little brother?
AJ looked at Itachi and gave him a evil stair.
Deidara:You two know each other un?
The leader appeared from around the coner.
Leader:*Saw AJ*And who is this?
Itachi:This is the girl I always talk about,AJ.
Leader:Is she wanting to join?
AJ:No I was just going.....
Itachi:Are you still mad at me after all those years?
AJ:*Turned around and stared to leave.*I would have better luck going with Sasuke and living with my dad.
Itachi:Just how long do you think you can live with Orochimaru?
Leader:So you are his daughter! We can keep Itachi under control if you want to stay.
AJ:It is not worth it.
Deidara:*grabbed her hand and pulled her back.*At least try it.*He did a little puppy dog face*Come on. yeah.
AJ:I hate you!
Sasori:I take that as a yes.
Chapter 3 by AJ Komozocky
Author's Notes:
I dont own Naruto! come on REVIEW PEOPLE!
Leader:If you stay you have to fight Itachi.
AJ:that should be easy!
Leader:Start!
Itachi:Hey Deidara, stop protecting your little girlfriend, and get out of the way.
He charged at AJ and stabbed her with a kunai. She disappeared, and she was behind him.He turned around and smiled. He looked up at the celing and smiled again. He ducked out of the way as needles were headed for where he was. He came up behinde the real AJ and put his arms around her waist.
Itachi:*Whispered in her ear.*Are you still mad at me?
She jabbed him in the stomach and he barrled moved. She pulled a kunai up to his face.
Itachi:You would not hurt me.
He jumped out of the way of the knife, she had her back to him.
AJ:Thats where you are wrong!
She turned around and her Sharingan had change(Forgot the spelling).
Itachi:You may have the Sharingan, but do you know how to use it?
After 30 minutes of them fighting, AJ showing them all of her skills, they were both bleeding bad.With a hit to her stomach she hit the wall. He walked over to her and lifted her chin,
Itachi:Do you give up?
AJ just gave him an evil look. He leaned down and prest his lips aginst hers.
Deidara:AH, MAN!
She realized what was happening and kicked him off her. She got up and went to attack him, but the leader stoped her.
Leader:You are in. any one who can stand to kiss Itachi is in.
Her sharingan changed back and she walked over to Deidar and Sasori.
Leader:If you dont mind you can stay with Deidara and Sasori. Get to know everyone else. Deidara, Keep your hands to yourself.
Sasori:No problem.* He moved his hands and Deidaras moved with his.
Chapter 4 by AJ Komozocky
Author's Notes:
I dont own Naruto! REVIEWS!
Sasori:Surprising a girl could do so well!
AJ:What are you trying to say?
Deidara:*Sincing a fight*It's nothing, just ignore him. un
Itachi walked up beside them.
Itachi:*leaning down to AJ ear* You were taking it easy out there. What was the deal?
AJ:I did not want to show you all up!
Itachi:Well lets just see what happens when you go on a mission.
He walks away and trips over Kisames sword, and they start yelling at each other.
Deidara:Never seen him so triped up. yeah
Sasori:*Walking away calmly*I blam the girl!
Deidara:Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AJ dont listen to him.
AJ:Dont worry I dont.
They got to their room and AJ was surpised to see the room was clean.
Sasori:We dont have another bed, so you may have to sleep with one of us. NO you are not sleeping with me!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AJ:Sorry to burst your bubble, but I dont sleep, I usually draw at night.
Diedara:What do you know, another artist.
Sasori:Great!
AJ:Whats his problem?
Deidara:Dont know, no one dose.
AJ sat down in a chair and watched Deidara while he made clay and exploded it.
Chapter 5 by AJ Komozocky
Author's Notes:
I dont own Naruto!
Deidara was asleep along with Sasori. AJ was sitting in the chair drawing a picture of Sasori while he slept. To her he looked much more peacful. Deidara woke up and walked over to her.
Deidara:What are you drawing? un
AJ:*Jumped and screamed*Dont do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasori:*Sat up* What did you do to make her scream like that?
Deidara:I was talking to her.
Sasori:That will do it. I be right back.*He got up and left.*
Deidara:I'll see what you drawed in the moring.
He went back to sleep and Sasori walked back in.
AJ:I'm sorry I woke you up.
Sasori:It's ok, so, what are you drawing?
AJ:You can see in the morning, like Diedara.
Sasori walked over and grabbed the drawing book.
Sasori:It looks too human.
AJ:Well, thats the way you look when you sleep.
Sasori:Now I wont be able to sleep.
AJ:Fine I will draw Deidara.
Sasori:I thought having a girl live with us woud not work, but I kinda like it.
Deidara:No flirting while i'm trying to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasori:I'm not flirting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They fought for the rest of the night, while AJ drawed the whole thing.
Chapter 6 by AJ Komozocky
Author's Notes:
I dont own Naruto!
AJ was out of the room and looking for something to do, and avoid Itachi.
Hidan:So, how do you like your new room mates. I heard they fight alot.
AJ:They're fine. They fought for 10 til 5 this moring.
Itachi walked by, she grabbed Hidan and moved him infront of her.
Hidan:Itachi, is'nt it?
Zestu poped out of a rock and made AJ jump. Hidan cought her before she fell.
Zestu:Sorry AJ!
Itachi:So there you are, AJ.
AJ:Crap! Hi Itachi.
Itachi:Is that any way to treat a friend?
AJ: I will be nice, tell me when you find one!
Deidara:*yelling and waving his arms*AJ, Sasori's still out, I'm going to go draw on his face if you want to help. un
Tobi:I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara:I said AJ.
AJ got up and walked over to Deidara.
Hidan: Your going to help?
AJ:No I just want to knock them out when they start fighting.
Zestu:She gets all the fun.
Tobi:I will help.
Deidara:NO* lets clay attack him.*
Tobi:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Explodes*
Chapter 7 by AJ Komozocky
Author's Notes:
I dont own Naruto!
All of the members were playing what looked like poker. AJ walked out and walked over to Sasori.
AJ:wheres Deidara?
Sasori:Dont know.
AJ:Thats a good hand you got.
Kisame:Got any twos?
Sasori:Go fish.
AJ:Yous are playing go fish.
Tobi:Want to join?
AJ:Not if you are playing a game like that.
Deidara:Hey AJ! yeah
AJ:Where were you?
Deidara:Sasori locked me in a closet.*Glare*
Itachi:Hi AJ.
Deidara:Dont you see she dose not like you? un
Itachi:I see that, I just do that because it bothers her.
Deidara:.....yeah AJ you are right he is a ***.
Itachi:Stop protecting your girl friend and let her fight her own wars.
Deidara:Thats it.*Gose to attack Itachi. AJ grabs him and pulls him back.*
AJ:There is only one person who can fight him, and that is Sasuke.
Itachi:And what is Sasuke going to do hes a wimp.
AJ:Thats it*She gose to attack Itachi but Deidara grabs her and trys to hold her back. then the rest of the members get up and helps Deidara.*
Deidara:What about Sasuke fighting him? un
AJ:I wont kill him I just want to give him a coma!
Sasori:Start taking deep breathes.
AJ:Ok, I'm good.
They let her go. Thens she tryed to attack Itachi again by they stoped her.Deidara took her back to the room.
Deidara;What was that about back there? un
AJ:I watched him kill Sasukes family and we soar to get our revenge.
Deidara:Now I understand, Just so you know you are a good tackler.
AJ:Thanks!
Deidara:If you do anything like that again I will lock you in a closet with Tobi. un
AJ:Ahh....You would not do that.
Sasori:*walked in*Deidara what did I tell you about flirting.
Deidara:How can you resist her?
Sasori:Like this*He turned around and walked away*
Chapter 8 by AJ Komozocky
Author's Notes:
I dont own Naruto, but if I did all the Akatsuki's would be under my comand MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
AJ was sitting in the room again, drawing when Deidara came barging in, "AJ I FOUND YOU UN!" AJ looked up at him, "why are you so happy?" Deidara just grabed her hand, and pulled her to the main room. "Deidara what is this all about?" "We want you to play cards with us." "Deidara...I dont want to" Deidara sat at the table, when AJ did not sit,he pulled her onto his lap. They started playing the game, AJ pouted. Sasori walked by, AJ mouthed the words, "save me." A smirked crossed Sasori's face, he walked over and grabed her hand. Sasori pulled her away, and to his chest. Deidara's eye's darted over to them, "what are you doing Danna?" "i'm going to teach her puppet master, she has wanted me to teach it to her for a while." Deidara's bottom lips jutted out, "but..." "Dont worry Deidei, I will play cards with you later." AJ wraped her arms around his shoulders.

Sasori had pulled her outside, "You owe me for saving you." He sat down at the trunk of a tree. "I know.. arigatou." She sat down beside him. "Why did you want to get away?" "I love Deidara and the others but they all suck at card games." "Yeah, I avoid them, you should have been here the year they had a poker party, Leader ended up drunk, with a hangover, Hidan almost killed Kisame, Itachi braided Deidara's hair, and Tobi ran around trying to stop Zetsu from eating Kakuza." Sasori looked up at the clouds in the sky, "Sasori..." He looked back down at AJ, "hummm?" "This is the first time we really got to talk, all the other times you act like I'm a burdan. Do you hate me that much, that you have to try to be nice?" Aj listened for a responce, but only heard his even breathing. She looked up at his face, but his expression was happy, the first time she had saw him smile. "I dont hate you at all...I think I act that way because I love you." That totally caught her off gaurd.

He looked down at her face, a chuckle excaped his lips, "You have been here for about a month now, it gets harder and harder each day for me to be around you. I feel better getting it out in the open though." She stared down at the ground, his hot breathe was on her ear now, "I've waited so long to be this close to you and be alone." His finger sliped under her chin, and pulled her face to face his. His warm lips pressed to her's. She tryed to pull away, but his hand sliped arounder her waist, his grip was unbreakable. Her eye's finally slid shut, and pushed into the kiss. Her hands only stayed on his chest. When he pulled away for air, a smile crossed his face, His arm wraped sround her shoulder and pulled her to him.

Deidara was standing on the inside of the cave entrance. He saw everything. He leaned up against the wall, as a single tear ran down his cheek. Deidara knew there was a back entrance to the cave. He walked to it, passing Tobi on the way, "whats wrong Deidara sempai?" Deidara ignored the good boys question, and made it to the other entrance. He made a clay bird and flew away on it, in to the sunset.
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