The Crazy House by Nikki_Yaoi
Summary: What happens when Naruto characters and two crazy fangirls are stuck under the same roof? You can only imagine.
Categories: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Kiba and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Shikamaru and Temari, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 4248 Read: 24067 Published: 27/08/06 Updated: 30/05/07
Costume Party! by Nikki_Yaoi
Author's Notes:
This was a short, pointless ramble of randomness -cough- I just felt like writing some more

I do NOT own Naruto..... and that is probably for the best |D
Costume Part


Nikki: So today we are going to have a costume party, except for Sakura, she is scary enough as it is, especially her corpse :c
Jessica: Why am I dressed like Sakura?
Nikki: You said you wanted to be the scariest thing possible....
Jessica: Oh... Why are you dressed up like a bobcat?
Nikki: Because, bobcats are sexy =D
Orochimaru: -3- Yes they are... -dressed up as Itachi-
Jessica: Why is everyone dressed up as a different character from Naruto besides you, Sasuke, and Naruto?
Nikki: I had better costume ideas for us.
Naruto: -walks in wearing Juliet costume- o-o;
Sasuke: -screams- YAY! LEATHER!
Kakashi: -not dressed up- Kadaj?
Nikki: Hai.... and what happened to that Iruka costume I gave you? D|
Kakashi: WHy would I dress up like Iruka? Why are we even wearing costumes? Halloween was last month!
Jessica: Did you get into the sake again?
Nikki: Vodka...
Jessica: Orochimaru...
Orochimaru: -screams- I swear, she just found it laying around our house!
Everyone: -takes off costume to reveal.... THEIR NORMAL NINJA CLOTHES-
Nikki: That didn`t last too long -falls on face- Zzzzz....
Naruto: -pokes Nikki in the head- Nikki-chan? NIKKI-CHAN?! -bites her-
Nikki: NYAH! NYAH! -runs around screaming-
Kiba: Idiot D:
Nikki: -summons.... a teddy bear?- Zzzzz....
Everyone: -stares-
Sasuke: -picks Nikki up- Why do I put up with you idiots?
Haku: Because you love us?
Sasuke: -sighs and takes Nikki to her room-
Naruto: -runs after Sasuke-
Jessica: Well, our hostess is sorta.... asleep, but don`t worry, she`ll update soon!




TBC
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