Summary: (Formerly Behind the Scenes)
I sneak backstage to see what the directing and the character's real personalities are like. If you like this please read my other fanfictions and review them.
*INCLUDES MY NARUTO CHATS, WHERE SAKURA IS DUMB, SASUKE'S EMO, AND NARUTO HAS TO BE THE ONLY SANE ONE THERE!*
**Added a Christmas special!**
Categories: General Fiction, OC-centric Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Completed: No
Word count: 18625 Read: 34127
Published: 27/08/06 Updated: 16/03/07
Episode 3 by XenaAdamana
Author's Notes:
Got bored one day and decided to write what the characters are like after filming.
Xena: Hi all and welcome to Behind the Scenes, the Naruto edition! With my super stealthy skills (and a little help from Jiraiya who was guarding the door) I snuck in backstage to the Naruto set. Let me tell ya, shit happens.
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(Before Episode 3)
Naruto: What the hell?! Where's the director?!
Xena: Seems as though something went wrong... already...
*Sasuke is puking into the garbage can*
Director: What?
Naruto: Waddaya mean "passionate kiss"?! We're not gay!
Director: Well make it look good then.
Sakura: NARUTO GETS TO GAYLY KISS SASUKE-KUN AND I DONT?!
Director: Calm down Sakura, there's more in store for you later. Okay people, we're at the schoolroom scene, Sasuke stop puking and get over here!
*Sasuke stands up and sits in his spot*
Sasuke: Why the hell am I doing this...?
Director: Because if you don't, I'll send in the rabid fangirls waiting outside.
Xena: -_- Doesn't he know they can get in easily with Jiraiya at the door...
Director: And.... ACTION!
*Shikamaru comes down the stairs and trips*
Director: CUT! JESUS CHRIST WE CAN'T EVEN GET THROUGH 1 SCENE WITHOUT SOMETHING HAPPENING!
Shikamaru: My shoelace got caught.
Director: YOU DON'T HAVE SHOELACES!
Shikamaru: How troublesome...
(At the part when Sasuke and Naruto kiss)
Naruto: *Hacking*
Director: UZUMAKI, UCHIHA?! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER?!
Naruto: *Still hacking*
Director: *Does Heimlich Maneuver* WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
Naruto: I swallowed Sasuke's gum!
Director: UCHIHA! *Smack* HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU TO NOT CHEW GUM!
Sasuke: What else am I supposed to do? Stare at Naruto's ugly self?
Naruto: What did you say?!
(The two begin fighting)
Director: Someone start rolling! This'll be great for Home's Funniest Videos!
(When Iruka begins to announce the groups)
Iruka: The first group is... I FORGOT MY LINE!
Director: UMINO! THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME TODAY! STOP FORGETTING YOUR FRICKIN LINE!
Iruka: *In high pitched girly voice* But I can't help it!
Everyone but Iruka: 0.0
Naruto: Hey director! Sasuke farted!
Sasuke: What?! What the hell are you talking about?!
Sakura: Actually... that was me...
Sasuke and Naruto: *Get up and run out of set*
Sakura: Oops...
Director: *Smacks self* I've given up all hope...
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