Naruto messenger by broken0dream

Summary: what hapens when you mix crazy ninjas and MSN messenger
Categories: MadFic > Script Fic Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 958 Read: 3195 Published: 09/08/06 Updated: 21/08/06

1. Chat session: team seven by broken0dream

2. Chat session: Akatsuki by broken0dream

3. Chat room: OCs by broken0dream

Chat session: team seven by broken0dream

Naruto Messenger

Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto or MSN Messenger.

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Chat session: Team Seven

Rokudaime: hey Sakura-chan?

Fist of seven: nani?

Rokudaime: how come Sasuke has internet from sound?

Fist of seven: WTF?

Rokudaime: here see!

Sharingan of the snake has been added to the conversation

Sharingan of the snake: whats up dobe?

Fist of seven: WTF!? SASUKE-SAN!!!

Fist of seven has sent Sharingan of the snake a virtual punch.

Sharingan of the snake: ouch…

Rokudaime: see Sakura-chan told you!

Fist of seven: Naruto? Can I virtually beat him up?

Rokudaime: ok!  be sure to virtually break his balls.

Sharingan of the snake has virtually run for his life.

Rokudaime: awwww! I wanted to beat him up!

Fist of Seven: me too… so hows Jariya?

Rokudaime: (sigh) well ero-senin only lets me online when he’s sleeping and I bearly get any internet from here… so how’s baa-chan?

Fist of seven: good if you don’t count the large stash of sake I found yesterday.

Rokudaime: wait a second I have to go to the pine.

Rokudaime may not replay because his/her status was set to busy.

Seven minutes later

Rokudaime: im back!

Fist of seven: finaly… so when are you coming back?

Rokudaime: When im 15 (sigh)

Fist of seven: want to have virtual smek?

Rokudaime: O///O ok…

Rokudaime and Fist of seven are having virtual sex.

Two hours later

Rokudaime: That was the best virtual sex I’ve ever had since Sasuke raped me! Oopps…

Fist of seven: WATH!!!!

Fist of seven is virtually beating the living shit out of Rokudaime.

Fist of seven: hmp!

Fist of seven is offline

Rokudaime: X.x

Sharingan of the snake: is she gone?

Rokudaime may not replay cause his/her status is set to dead.

TBC more Messenger crazyness coming soon!

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Chat session: Akatsuki by broken0dream

Author's Notes:

Chapter compleat! Next chapter: Chat session OC's

Naruto Messenger

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or MSN Messenger

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Chat session: akatsuki

Darkness0: we are here why…?

Puppet master: I was about to ask the same thing…

Art is a bang: cause Itachi is going to send viruses to all the villagers and ninja of Konohana! BWAHAHA!

Shadow12: how the heck can he do that if he’s blind?

Darkness0: …why did I hire such idiots…?

Shadow12: cause they come cheap and desperate for a job!

Carnivore: we can read that you know!

GD kid! Has been added to the conversation

Shark_man: who the &#)!% added the n00b to the fucking chat!?

Religion: Zetsu did…

Money: Tobi! Get the fuck of this chat session!

Religion: yeah you’re not even an Akatsuki member!

GD kid!: manga chapter 317…

GD kid! Has sent NARUTO manga chapter 317 double click to accept

Two minutes later

Shadow12: WTF!?

Art is a bang: YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING!!!

Shark_man: OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO COULD HAVE BECOME MEMBERS IT HAD TO BE THE FUCKING N00B!!!!

GD kid: :(

Darkness0: … this sucks…

Art is a bang: at least you don’t have the fucking n00b as a partner!!

GD kid: WAAAAH!!! Nobody loves me!!!

GD kid is offline

Shark_man: fucking n00b… who added him to the conversation anyways…

Art is a bang: Zetsu…

Shark_ man: BRB

Shark_man status is set to busy

Carnivore: hey why is Kisame in my room?

Shadow12: …

Darkness0: …

Shadow12 is offline

Darkness0 is offline

Carnivore: AHHH! Help me Kisame wants to kufukyscdxgodtyfowuegabuxyywc IUFGASDUYFYVFUHSDYGFOUWH xanGHUYGBODUCGuiybf chf iodwuhguyvbtcu

Art is a bang: oh fuck!

Puppet master: that’s has to hurt… witch reminds me… why am I alive?

Art is a bang: caush we lurrve u! :3

Puppet master: … freak…

Puppet master is offline

Art is a bang: WAAAAH!!! No one lurves me! T-T

Money: …I smell money in Zetsu’s pain…

Religion: peapod money freak…

Religion is offline

Money: bye…

Money is offline

Art is a bang: WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! Take me away!

Art is a bang may not replay because his/her status is set to exploded

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TBC

Darkness0: Leader

Pupet master: Sasori

Art is a bang: Deidara

Shadow12: Teni

Carnivor: Zetsu

Shark_man: Kisame

GD kid!: Tobi

Religion: Hidan

Money: Kakuzu

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Chat room: OCs by broken0dream

Author's Notes:

Only Bre and Teni belong to me

Naruto
Messenger

Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, MSN Messenger, Sailor moon and some of the OC’s
fetured here.

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Shadow12:
lol, yesterday Itachi tried to send a virus to everyone in Konohana
and instead fucked up Leader’s computer.

Dragon
of darkness: lol, that is funny. anyways, daddy had his way with
Sasuke again.

Shadow12:
EWEWEW!

Dragon
of darkness: in a sailor moon and tuxedo mask suite… gross…

Shadow12:
that’s just creepy…

Dragon
of darkness: yes…

Shadow
12: HEY! Alisha is online!

FuturewifeofGaara
has been added to the conversation.

FuturewifeofGaara:
hey Teni! Bre…

Dragon
of darkness: …

Dragon
of darkness is offline

Shadow12?.?

FuturewifeofGaara:
so whats up?

Shadow12:
uhh… the roof?

FuturewifeofGaara:
I heard your dad’s computer got fucked up

Shadow12:
yep!

FuturewifeofGaara:
lol, so any other fellow Naru-tard online?

Shadow12:
yep!

Narutolvr
has been added to the conversation

YamiNaru
has been added to the conversation

Narutolvr:
Hey Teni!

YamiNaru
is virtually dreaming about sex bunnies

Narutolvr:
YAMIIIII!

Shadow12:
O.O

FuturewifeofGaara:
uhh…

Shadow12:
w8 a second, Kisame is still banging Zetsu against the tipe board

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Shadow12
may not reaplay since his/her status is set to busy

Narutolvr:
kk

YamiNaru:
jhfgtdsresdHFHDGVSB

FuturewifeofGaara:
sooo….

Narutolvr:
… Im going to wake Yami up.

FuturewifeofGaara:
ok

YamiNaru
has turned his/her web cam on

FuturewifeofGaara:
OH MY FREAKING GOD!

YamiNaru:
you saw nothing…

FuturewifeofGaara:
I SAW NOTHING!

Narutolvr:
ok im back.

YamiNaru:
ouch…

Shadow12:
what did I miss?

Narutolvr:
nothing!

Shadow12:
then why does Yami have a big lump on his head, and why does he have
SasuXNaru dolls up his ass?

Narutolvr:
I SAID NOTHING!

FuturewifeofGaara:
I feel so unloved!

FuturewifeofGaara
is offline

YamiNaru:
im going to the hospital…

YamiNaru
is offline

Shadow12:
sigh… I think im going to go buy an antivirus program for leader…

Narutolvr:
ok, bye

Shadow12:
see ya!

Shadow12
is offline

Narutolvr:
now to get my SasuXNaru doll back…

Narutolvr
is offline

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Shadow12:
Teni

Dragon
of darkness: Bre

FuturewifeofGaara:
Alisha

Narutolvr:
Naru

YamiNaru:
Yami Naru

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