Naomi: Welcome to the First Annual Naruto Dare show! I'm your host, Naomi! If you read the summary, here's your info! If you didn't read it anyway! TONFA members: the review lines are open! Send in your dares and they might end up on this show! Other people: Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show! Our contestants: Itachi, Sasuke Naruto, Haku, Zabuza, Sakura, Kakashi Gaara, temari and Kankuro!

All: Do we have to do this?

Naomi: Yes, I hired chainsaw people to block the door.

Naruto: Do I have to stand next to Kiba? He reeks.

Naomi: Yes.

Kiba: Naomi, I'm going to knock you unconciousafter this whole thing blows over.

Naomi: No you're not. *points to chainsaw people* Right! Lets get on with the show! I'm going to start the show with a dare of my own! I dare Zabuza, Haku, and Sasuke to sing Barney's "I love you" song!

Zabuza & Haku: I love you, you love me, we're a great big family...

Sasuke: I hate you, you hate me, lets go up and kill Itachi, with thump on the back and a bang on the head, sorry kids now Itachi's dead.

Naomi: While they're busy I'll give some of the remaining people a dare. I dare Gaara to say " I love you big brother" to Kankuro while he's tucking you into bed.

Gaara & Kankuro: WHY THE FU** DO I HAVE TO DO THAT!!!!!

Naomi: Finally they agree. And because I said so.

Gaara and Kankuro: *grumbles*

Naomi: Then do it! *rolls out bed*

Kankuro: *tucks Gaara in bed*

Gaara: I l-l-ove y-you b-big b-brother. * jumps out of bed and grumbles*

Kankuro: MY POOR EARS!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!! GET IT OUT!!!! IT HURTS IT HURTS!!!! *runs in circles screaming*

Naomi: Until the next chapter, this is your host Naomi.
Remember, send in your dares!