Summary: The Harry Potter characters find out how to use a computer, and log into a chatroom! & it seems people in the wizarding world have more fun than the muggles!
Categories: Non-Naruto Fiction Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Word count: 992 Read: 1859
Published: 06/07/08 Updated: 06/07/08
Chapter 1 by HuntersWifey
Author's Notes:
I do not own any Harry Potter characters or anything of the Harry Potter universe.
In case you get lost, this might help a bit ^_^
Harry Potter- Goldensnitch7
Ron Weasley- Chudleycannons_0
Hermione Granger- BookwormBeauty
Draco Malfoy- pureblooded_assassin13
Ginny Weasley- batbogey_jinxer
:: Goldensnitch7 has logged on. ::
Goldensnitch7: I thought everyone said to be on now? Am I early?
Goldensnitch7: Grrr…
:: Chudleycannons_0 has logged on. ::
Chudleycannons_0: Harry! How are you? I just figured out how these muggle compters work….
Chudleycannons_0: I’ve been trying to log on all day!
Goldensnitch7: It’s a computer Ron, not a compter. Lol!
:: BookwormBeauty has logged on. ::
BookwormBeauty: Hey boys. Sorry I’m a little late, they have a new version of Hogwarts,A History out! Even more exciting!!!!
Goldensnitch7: Sounds…fun Hermione…
Chudleycannons_0: Please tell me you’re not spending your WHOLE summer reading stupid books?!
BookwormBeauty: Excuse me if I like to read, and actually learn. Maybe if you read a little bit more Ronald, you wouldn’t fail most of your classes.
Chudleycannons_0: What does reading have to do with classes?
BookwormBeauty: EVERYTHING!
Goldensnitch7: Can we PLEASE not talk about school. I’d like to enjoy my summer, class and Snape free.
:: Chudleycannons0 has logged off. ::
BookwormBeauty: What happened to him?
Goldensnitch7: Maybe his temper…?
:: batbogey_jinxer has logged on. ::
batbogey_jinxer: Hey guys!
BookwormBeauty: Ginny? Is that you?
batbogey_jinxer: Yep! I kicked him off.
batbogey_jinxer: He was annoying me. And since dad has two computers… I directed them together and kicked him off. He should be getting on soon though…hopefully. It did take him a few hours to figure out how to turn it on.
Goldensnitch7: A few hours? To turn it on?! Lol! Didn’t he see the “power” button?
BookwormBeauty: What can ya say? It is Ron….
batbogey_jinxer: He thought it meant like magical powers….
BookwormBeauty: See if he would have payed attention in Muggle Studies, he would have known!
Goldensnitch7: But who can stay awake in Muggle Studies? I know I can’t….
:: Chudleycannons_0 has logged on. ::
Chudleycannons_0: GINNY!
BookwormBeauty: Oh no, here it comes…
Chudleycannons_0: I CAN’T BELIVE YOU DID THAT! IT TOOK ME HOURS TO TURN ON THIS COMPTER! YOU WRETCHED LI-
:: Chudleycannons_0 has logged off. ::
batbogey_jinxer: That was getting annoying…
Goldensnitch7: How do you do that?
batbogey_jinxer: I’ll never tell.
:: Chudleycannons_0 has logged on. ::
:: Chudleycannons_0 has logged off. ::
BookwormBeauty: What the?
:: Chudleycannons_0 has logged on. ::
Chudleycannons_0: I LOVE SLYTHERINS! ESPECIALLY MALFOY! HE’S SO DREAMY!
Chudleycannons_0: I didn’t write that!
Chudleycannons_0: Yes I did!
BookwormBeauty: Ron?
Goldensnitch7: Wow Ron. That’s…erm interesting.
Chudleycannons_0: GINNY! What did you do!
batbogey_jinxer: Nothing?! How could I? I’m 2 rooms away!
batbogey_jinxer: Don’t look at me! :D
Goldensnitch7: Ron, I always thought you were attracted to Malfoy…
Chudleycannons_0: I am not! You know it was Ginny! I’m straight!
Chudleycannons_0: I’m gay. Everyone knows it.
Chudleycannons_0: I’m not gay! I’m straight! Don’t you guys remember me and Lavender!?!!!!??!!!1
Goldensnitch7: Maybe…it was all a coverup.
BookwormBeauty: This is hilarious! Almost as exciting as Hogwarts, A history volume 3! Lol!
Goldensnitch7: No Hermione, MUCH more exciting!
BookwormBeauty: Maybe to you Harry.
batbogey_jinxer: Ron, I’m sorry. I’ll stop. I just had to. =]
Chudleycannons_0: I’m telling mum!
batbogey_jinxer: Doubt that. Aren’t you supposed to be doing chores?
batbogey_jinxer: So if you even leave the room you’re at, mum will tell you to go help! It’s a lose-lose situation.
Chudleycannons_0: You’re the evilest little sister, EVER.
BookwormBeauty: Poor Ronald….
Goldensnitch7: Sorry if I’m barely talking guys. I’m at the Library, and the muggle librarians are even worse than the Hogwart’s ones…
BookwormBeauty: I know how that feels. Lol.
batbogey_jinxer: I’ll be back in a few!!
:: batbogey_jinxer has gone to away. ::
Chudleycannons_0: About darn time. I can’t stand her.
BookwormBeauty: She’s your sister Ron!
Chudleycannons_0: So?
Goldensnitch7: I’m going to keep my mouth shut. ^^;;
BookwormBeauty: Oh yeah, you did date her. I almost forgot about that…
Goldensnitch7: Yup.
Chudleycannons_0: X.X
:: pureblooded_assassin has logged on. ::
BookwormBeauty: Uhm. Hello?
pureblooded_assassin: Who is everyone…?
BookwormBeauty: ß Hermione
Goldensnitch7: Harry here.
Chudleycannons_0: Ron. -_-;
pureblooded_assassin: Seems I came into the right chat. Heh.
Goldensnitch7: Who are you?
pureblooded_assassin: Your worst nightmare.
BookwormBeauty: Malfoy. What a pleasure that you’re using a muggle item! Thought you would never ever touch anything muggle made!
pureblooded_assassin: Don’t get your hopes up. I heard of something called a Myspace…with a bunch of hott girls. And found this chat.
Goldensnitch7: Right…
pureblooded_assassin: What’s that supposed to mean Potter? Are you using sarcasm with me?!
BookwormBeauty: Draco, you do know that fighting over the internet is the most idiotic thing in the world.
:: batbogey_jinxer has come back from away. ::
batbogey_jinxer: MALFOY?!
pureblooded_assassin: That’s my name…Who’s asking?
batbogey_jinxer: It’s Ginny!
pureblooded_assassin: And I care for you…why?
BookwormBeauty: Idiotic I tell you!
pureblooded_assassin: Shut it mudblood
:: System Message: Please refrain from using any type of profanity or be booted. ::
pureblooded_assassin: Profanity?! Excuse me?!
:: System Message: DON’T ARGUE WITH ME! I AM MASTER! ::
BookwormBeauty: LMAO!
Goldensnitch7: Best. Thing. EVER.
batbogey_jinxer: Heh.
:: pureblooded_assassin has logged off ::
:: System Message: pureblooded_assassin has logged off due to extreme fear of THE MASTER ::
Chudleycannons_0: What the?! Is that for real?
batbogey_jinxer: No. Just me, messing around. I think I’m loving this computer thing. Heh.
BookwormBeauty: Who doesn’t?! Muggles LOVE computers. Most of them live on them. I like to read stories on them.
batbogey_jinxer: Well I’m going to head off. Maybe to find Draco. ;)
Chudleycannons7: What?! Why?!
:: batbogey_jinxer has logged off. ::
Chudleycannons7: Yeah I’m heading off now too. Bye guys. Talk to you tomorrow….
:: Chudleycannons7 has logged off. ::
Goldensnitch7: The librarian found me using chatrooms… See ya!
:: Goldensnitch7 has logged off. ::
BookwormBeauty: Back to reading! Heh.
:: BookwormBeauty has logged off. ::
End Notes:
My lovely Fiance gave me the ideas for this, so hopefully you'll enjoy. ^_^
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and settings are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.