Preschool by Deidetsu
Summary: Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari are going to preschool mayhem happens and Temari decides to get off her addiction to pie for 10 secound(I made the last part up)
Categories: MadFic > Other Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 755 Read: 2101 Published: 02/08/07 Updated: 02/08/07
Chapter 1 by Deidetsu
Author's Notes:
disclaimer: I don't own any naruto characters

sorry for the bad punctuation
this is a random script I wrote
Enjoy^^
(yeah it's kinda dumb)
Yashamaru: Wake up Kanky, wake up Temari.
Kankuro: da thaurt limda?
Yashamaru: Today’s your first day of preschool.
Temari: Whatever.
Yashamaru: You guys need to hurry up Gaara’s already eating breakfast.
Kankuro: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gaara.
Temari: Why must I live with idiotic jerks?
Yashamaru: I need to go make sure Gaara’s making a nutritional choice – runs down stairs-
Temari: -sticks out her tongue-
Kankuro: Preschool has the word school in it, which means it must be fun.
Temari: School sux.
Gaara: Cookies, the perfect way to start the day. XD hey that rhymed
Temari: Gaara why do you always act out of character in the morning?
Gaara: Cuz cookies make me sane
-LATER AT THE PRESCHOOL PLACE-
Iruka: hi what are your names?
Temari: Temari
Kankuro: Kalai ai tdaa dpa aoe
Gaara: uhh he means Kanky my name is Gaara
Iruka: alrighty then, y’all can call me Iruka also Jiraya and Orochimaru work here.
Temari: um kay
Iruka: KIN, TAYUYA, could you show Temari around she’s new here.
Kin: Okay Iruka
Tayuya: Awww man.
Kin: Tayuya don’t be rude.
Tayuya: Whatever.
Kankuro: la la la la ala ala akd dkf
Tayuya: Who the heck is he?
Temari: My brother.
Kin: Ouch!
Iruka: Kids time for class today we will learn how to become a cool and/or noticeable character.
So have any ideas?
Gaara: You need to kill people a lot.
Iruka: well that’s an interesting thought…
Anyone else
Temari: Yeah, you need to have gigantic weapons.
Iruka: Well yes that would certainly make you noticeable. Ok what about the way you look would make you noticeable.
Kin: Well if you had really long hair.
Iruka: Okay-
Temari: This is just a suggestion but, lets all join an organization that wants to take over the wold.
Iruka: Temari try to stay on topic.
Temari: Fine be violent and have a ton of ponytails.
Tayuya: Swear!!!!!!!!
Iruka: You guys are getting the wrong ideas.
Haku: Look like a cute girl even if you’re a boy
Iruka: Hmmmm Orochimaru gave you to many ideas.
Haku: Nuh uh Zabuza did.
Zabuza: -slaps haku-
Iruka: Zabuza you get a time out which means you get to be locked in a room with….Drum roll please… the monkey that ate Abigail.
Gaara: Who’s Abigail?
Tsunade: This one girl who likes disney channel and highschool musical and Toby keith
Gaara: Who’s Toby Keith?
Tsunade: Never mind Anyway –snaps fingers and Zabuza is dragged away- we have 3 new students Temari, Gaara, and Kanky and yes they are related. Everyone say your fav song and your name.
Tayuya: my names Tayuya my fav song is Hollaback girl uh huh this my sh-
Sasuke: Sasuke meh I like crawling
Kimmimaro: My names kimimaro Love love shine oh yeah
Kiba: Kiba puppy love(is that even a song?)
Haku: White Christmas!!!!
Tayuya: Haku if you start singing I’ll kill you
Sakon: Me and ukon like just the two of us and we are siamese cat song
Dosu: I like to move it move it
Kin: Freakin idiot
Zaku: Air pressure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kin: That isn’t even a song.
Zaku: Yeah it is.
Hinata: The cookie monster song!!!!
Gaara: That’s my favorite song too!!!
Tayuya: So Temari what’s your favorite song?
Temari: Maneater.
Kanky: I wike stuffdad yadashadaruasa
Temari: Kanky would you just shut up and jump off a cliff.
Kanky: limba
Naruto:uhhhhhhhhh songs with me and sassy.
Iruka: Kids do your homework.
Tayuya,Temari: we don’t wanna go to konoha no more more more there’s a big fat chunnin by the door door door he’ll punch you in the chest and make ya take a test I don’t wanna go ta Konoha no more more more more NINJA!
Tayuya: Tee hee you lost.
Temari: Losers are better at that kind of thing.
Tayuya: Hmph it gives you quick reflexes.
Temari: So?
Tayuya: So you’re a loser.
Kin: -grabs Tayuya’s flute and swings it around knocking over blocks-
Gaara: Hey!
Hinata: Stop it!
Tayuya: gimme my flute back
Kin: no
Temari: -making a sand castle- Give Tayuya her flute.
Kin: Why?
Temari: Cuz Gaara’s commin and he’s angry.
Kin: Okay then…-hands Tayuya her flute-
Tayuya: Flute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-hugs it-
Iruka: Okay NAPTIME.
Every kewl character: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Naruto: But iruka I earned a ticket that said I could pick a friend to spend naptime in the closet with.
Iruka: Fine.
Naruto: I choose sassy.
Tayuya: Yeah, we pretty much knew that.
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