Oh No, Orochimaru 2! by prettypup
Summary: This is a sequal to my other story Oh No, Orochimaru! (the first one). Please read and review! (both of them)
Categories: General Fiction Characters: Orochimaru, Kabuto Yakushi
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 254 Read: 1658 Published: 17/07/07 Updated: 17/07/07
Chapter 1 by prettypup
Author's Notes:
Hope you like the sequal!
The sound ninjas are now pre-teens, the sound four and Dosu, Zaku, Kin is 12, Kimamaro is 13 and kabuto is 18 (he's the only one who really isn't a preteen) and now he can DRIVE! That means he has a CAR! But while Kabuto is discovering the joys of speeding and running over small animals (and occasionally people) the others are experiencing something slightly less pleasant...

That's right, you guessed it,.............PUBERTY!
(people are heard shrieking and gasping in the background) Each member of the sound group seems to be experiencing this dreaded "puberty" one by one. For example...

Kidoumaru for one, devoloped an embarrasing case of armpit B.O. ... x3! He tryed about 50 brands of deodorant (and some stuff he found lying around Kabuto's room that looked medical and smelled nice) but nothing stopped the B.O. and most of them gave him a rash (especially Kabuto's stuff).
Sakon and Ukon both were completely LOSING IT over some pimple they found on their forehead and chin. They kept trying to pop them, but for each pimple they popped, two more appeared on the other twin's face! But what was the worst, Kidoumaru convinced them the stuff he thought was deodorant, was Pro-active for Men ( if you don't know what that is look it up, you have internet, don't ya?) so they smeared it all over thier faces, and it actually made MORE pimples show up. When they looked in a mirror, the acne was SO BAD, they actually threw-up. Sad, isn't it?
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