Summary: well, here i am again. this is the dare from...deadly dream. she/he wants..well, you'll just have to read it to find out. i can't read any reviews on the theme song, because my computer's blocking me.. oh, don't own suite life, either.
Categories: General Fiction Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: ATKASUKI...TRUTH OR DARE!!!
Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Word count: 294 Read: 2162
Published: 16/01/07 Updated: 16/01/07
erm...uh..Zetsu and kisame sittin in a..tree? by Xrayer
Author's Notes:
not owning naruto. or family guy. or Oni_chan, or Jim, who's name is really Jake. he wants me to tell youy that. oh, and i don't own deadly dream. more to the list!
Alfred: and here we are.
Itachi: once more.
Kisame: yep. i'm bored.
Alfred: not for long..mehehe...
Atkasuki: LORD! TAKE US NOW!!1
ALfred; here's a dare from-
ITachi: Jake? *twitch*
DEidera: Oni_chan? *twitch*
Alfred: er, no. deadly dream.
Kisame: oh, okay. great.
Alfred: for youuuu Kisame!
Kisame: curses.
Alfred: adn youu Zetsu!
Zetesu:....darn.
Alfred: it's...*reads over* wait. did i not say that all yaoi is to be kept to a BARE MINIMUM?
Kisame and zetsu: YAOI???? AHHHH!!!!
ALfred: well, okay. you must kiss. that simple.
Itachi: YAOI!!!!!! EEPPPP!!!
Alfred:/....blame Deadly Dream. i didn't do it.
Kisame: DAMMIT, MEG!!!!!
Alfred: come on... we don't got all day.
Kisame: in the first place, how do i get past that giant, freakish venus flytrap thingy!
Zetsu: DON'T CALL IT THINGY!! IT HAS FEELINGS TOO!!
Kisame: it's a plant. no feelings.
Zetsu: SHARKS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS!!!
Kisame: YEAH THEY DO!!! FLYTRAPS ARE DUMB!!
Zetsu; I HATE YOU!!!
Kisame: I HATE YOU MORE!!!!
ALfreD:.... what the?
Itachi: this seems familiar...like that one Zach and cody episode..with ashly tisdale and zac efron...
Sasuke: you watch that? you're evil!
Itachi: IT's a GOOD SHOW!
Zetsu: OH, SUITON: WATER DRAGON JUTSU ME A RIVER!
Kisame: IF I DID, YOU'D ABOSRB IT!!
Alfred: oh, god. you can't be serious.
Kisame: what, i'm not gay.
Zetsu: me either.
Kisame: but, seiriously, he'd absorb it.
Alfred: oh, you had me worried there for a sec.
Kisame: now there's only the problem of that darn flytrap...
Saskura: CHA! JUST GET IT OVER WITH!!!
*shoves faces into each other*
Kisame and Zetsu: *kiss*
Ysoi fanigrls: EEEPP!!!!
Kisame: YAHHH!!! *jumps away*
Zetsu: YAHHH!!! *jumps away*
Kisame: well, i hope you're happy, deadly dream.
Alfred: remember the pledge, people! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO PUT YAOI ON THIS!!!
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