1. Claim Itachi listens to Backstreet Boys.
2. Put peanut butter in his Akatsuki coat.
3. Hug him at 5 A.M.
4. Get totally wasted (necessary for number 5).
5. Puke on him.
6. Call him the Weasel Wonder.
7. Accuse him of being a girl.
8. Tip Sasuke on where Itachi is.
9. Use Sexy no Jutsu on him.
10. Prove to the world that he's gay.
11. Take photos of him and Kisame. Photoshop them so it looks like they're kissing. Post on Internet.
12. Tell a pack of rabid fangirls where his room is.
13. Take Kisame's sword and blame Itachi for it.
14: Stick a note under his pillow that says, "I love you, Itachi! From: Sasuke"
15. Whenever you see him, start singing "Pop Goes the Weasel"
16. Show him a SasukeXItachi Yaoi fic that's rated M.
17. Record his reaction.
18. Release Naruto after they catch him and say it was Itachi's fault.
19. Cut his hair while he's sleeping.
20. Also apply make up. (Lipstick, eyeliner, blush, mascara, and eye shadow)
21. When caught, tell him Deidara told you to do it.
22. Tell him the Uchiha clan really didn't die.
23. Throw a party for all of the Akatsuki but him.
24. Kiss him in front of all the Akatsuki.
25. Make him laugh.
26. Say that you have pervert senses.
27. Later, tell him that they go off whenever he's around.
28. Get baby pictures of him.
29. Dare him to kiss Kisame. If he doesn't do the dare, use the baby pictures as blackmail.
30. Tell him he's the kindest person you've ever met.