Fangirls

Sasuke Uchiha was never really one to lose a fangirl. But, when one left the enrollment, it sure left a damper on his kick-ass ninja party. So, he’d go to a shack on the outskirts of Kohona, and have him a good little cry. No one could see him, right? So it was perfectly acceptable for a ninja to cry if no one saw him, even if he was as stony as Sasuke.

Yes. You heard that right. Sasuke Uchiha would cry over his lost fangirls.

Sure, he never showed that he gave a damn over his fanclub members, but his ego needed all the fanatics he could get. The fanfiction-writer-fanatics and the skinny-girls-of-the-Leaf-and-Sand-villages weren’t enough for his pompous, big head! So, he went to the Sound village.

For the fangirls.

Who cared about honor or commitment to kill his brother? He needed the egostroke. So, as he was looking out his window, he was surprised to see someone suspiciously looking like Haku acting as though he/she was fanatically stalking him. The person was trying to sit in a tree on the premises, as though to angle into his quarters. How dare they! Yet, Sasuke did nothing. He noticed that the only thing the person kept on them was a camera. Sasuke suddenly thought up of what the Haku-like person was doing. They were going to use his pictures as a ploy to get money from fangirls! Oh hell no!

But, the person never got the pictures, because he fell clumsily out of the tree. Sasuke watched the camera-frenzied-young run away from the premises, for they were afraid of the Sound jounin that were sure to be watching.

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One day, as this suspicious looking person was jumping behind trees as the Uchiha walked to the market to buy some milk [he was thirsty!], Sasuke finally turned around and cornered said person.

“Your name wouldn’t happen to be Haku, would it?” Twitch from Sasuke,

“No.” Double twitch from not-Haku.

“Oh.” Twitch from Sasuke. He didn’t have to prove himself to anyone, damnit!

He let not-Haku scamper away, probably to gossip to random Sound fangirls about being cornered by Sasuke, and beating him at the twitching game they play. Or some other half-lie.

So, as Sasuke ‘hn’ed over this, he got his milk.

And drank it.

He liked having his fangirls.