+ If intelligence is your main turn on, this is your man!

- He's so intelligent that you might have a hard time keeping up with him.

+He's super strong, if you're with him it's like having the ultimate defense against enemies.

- He's also super messed up emotionally and psychologically. It's a wonder you got him in a relationship in the first place. He's not good with emotions other than pain. That means that you can forget about lots of hugs and cuddling. He's even uncomfortable to a degree with lots of physical contact in general. He might tear you apart inside just thinking of his coldness and suffering :(

+ He has a kind, caring and tender side which he will show you

-That's the thing though, he's hot then he's cold, he's yes then he's no, etc. He's going to be flippy floppy when it comes to his good and bad sides, and you'll have no idea when he'll change

+ He has a witty sense of humor, if he's in the right mood he'll show it to you

- He's also an idiot baka lier sometimes. His name is weasel, and he can weasel his way out of almost anything, including important dates and even affairs with other women ><

+He will take you out to eat at good restaurants and buy you sweets as long as you share

-He's isolated, and he can't trust worth his life, so he will have a hard time letting you in. He might want a lot of time alone even from you.

+ He said he hated taking orders, so if you're indecisive or submissive, he'll take care of all the giving directions and things like that

-If he ever got mad at you, think of what he could do...

+Then again, he has the tsukuyomi.... think of the things he could use that for in times of romance. ;)

+ He can't see well, so who knows, you might be able to slip things by him :)

- That's actually sad. :(

+Lets not forget how good of a person (and sexy) he is though. That's why most of you guys probably read this.

-Remember how karin was flipping out over Sasuke while locked up in a Konoha prison, half hating him for his coldness and half loving him for his hotness? Well that would be a relationship with Itachi too. Half hating his coldness, half loving his kindness.

+ However you meet him, you would most likely be in the Akatsuki working for them or as a hostage. That would certainly bring lots of fun memories

- He is inevitably going to die. He will be coughing up blood a lot near the end, you will have to help him with that, and you can forget about happy family reunions. He will leave you and there's nothing you can do about that.

+ Death cannot stop love.... it can only hold it off for a little while until you are together again.... :(




Itachi is like sourpatch kids. First they're sour, then they're sweet, then they're gone.