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Reviews For A Naruto Talk Show

Name: shadowdragon (Signed) · Date: 27/02/08 - 09:00 am · For: Chapter 1 Welcome
OMG! i would love to be your brides maid! can my dress be purple?
maybey this wedding will give deidara and hidan to GET A MOVE ON and ask me already! (my birth stone is a diamond for anyone asking...and they better know who is asking!)
i think you should let patsuki be your best man... he is a loyal reviewer too and a friend of mine so...
don't forget to get naruto and itachi maternaty dresses!

Author's Response: the bestman is patsuki if he wants to be it


Name: Frosty (Signed) · Date: 26/02/08 - 09:56 pm · For: Chapter 28 I'm Engaged to Iruka!!!
Sorry! My last reveiw was supposed to say 'Great Jashin' not just 'Jashin'! Jashin-sama, forgive me! *stabs nearby person repeatedly as offering*


Name: Frosty (Signed) · Date: 26/02/08 - 08:55 pm · For: Chapter 28 I'm Engaged to Iruka!!!
*Walks in reading Icha Icha* heh... Jashin I love this stuff! *stabs self because Jashin doesn't approve of Yaoi and I'd better please him to be able to keep readin' it*

I finally got myself un-superglued! *huggles Gaara* Hey, Gaara, now that Iruka and Tara are gettin' married... *meaningful look* My favorite gemstone is a saphire, and I don't mind rings made of sand.

Tara, I'd happily be your bridesmaid, and I'd like my dress to be deep red if you don't mind (I'd go for black, but that's the color my wedding dress will be. IF Gaara gets a move on... *stares at Gaara*) Who's the maid of honor? Can I bring Gaara along?

Naruto... Thanks for lettin' me come watch!

Sasuke... You won't let me watch so... Screw you! Or, rather... Naruto... screw him! Now! I wanna wanna see meh yaoi!

Kakashi, Itachi... If it's a girl... how about Nita? I've always liked that name. Or Kama (River), that's pretty too... Yeah, Kama, I'm reserving the name Nita (along with Kira, Cain, and Elric) If its a boy what about Briar? or Taro?


Name: Sakuras_Assian (Anonymous) · Date: 26/02/08 - 06:48 pm · For: Chapter 1 Welcome
i just want to thank u for all the reviews u've sent me. i've loved every single one of them. i love u reveiwers.
iruka: i don't know who the best man is yet.


Name: I_love_kankuro (Signed) · Date: 26/02/08 - 06:10 pm · For: Chapter 28 I'm Engaged to Iruka!!!
iruka who is going to be the bestman


Name: Patsuki21 (Signed) · Date: 26/02/08 - 06:01 pm · For: Chapter 1 Welcome
hey tara who's going to be the best man also congrats, better not invite kakashi he might object

Author's Response: i'm not for sure. nah he won't. me and kakashi are cool now. we came to an agreement in a chapter but i dont remember what onern


Name: I_love_kankuro (Signed) · Date: 26/02/08 - 05:41 pm · For: Chapter 11 Scary Man Comes
kankurou i love u so much and I want my dress to be blue or green hehehe iruka I feel sorry for u


Name: naur_chan_fan (Anonymous) · Date: 26/02/08 - 04:49 pm · For: Chapter 26
wats up u guy??
lee do u ever stop talkin bout youth?
and did u know that ur sound like broccolli
HEY!! let me join the club too *with puppy eyes*

Author's Response: wats up u guy??rn????? i don't get that part but yes u can join my club!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name: shadowdragon (Signed) · Date: 26/02/08 - 01:39 pm · For: Chapter 25 I'm a guest
HI! ME AGAIN!
Naruto & Sasuke- what i want to know is....um....how should i put this...well, it is really going to hurt having a baby through a straw...just saying...
Iruka-do you own a convertable?
kisame-you are a fish, so deal with it! i have even prepared a chart to prove it!
kisame=shark
shark=fish
so....
kisame=fish!
also, 2+2=fish..... i know, i amaze myself sometimes i am so smart!
Kakashi-what is inside your book? i know that it is a bunny's guid to takeing over the world! just admit it alredy!
hidan- if you had a choice between me and jashin, who would you pick?
dei-kun- if you had a choice between me and bombs, who or what would you pick?

Author's Response: read chapter 27 and answer my question. i believe it's chapter 27 anyway lol


Name: Frosty (Signed) · Date: 25/02/08 - 08:00 pm · For: Chapter 24 Surprises
Yes! Hey, Gaara, I'll teach you to bake! And then we can watch the Yaoi vids whilst we eat cookies! Yayness! *rubs Gaara's head with her head because she's still superglued to him* Now to un super-glue myself so that I can hug you...

Naruto, Sasuke... can I come watch? Please? I NEED MY YAOI! And I'll give you free ramen! And tomatos and riceballs for you, Sasuke. And I'll kill Sakura. I'll do that last one anyway, though...

*dumps sand on Sakura* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love that I can control Gaara's sand now...

Anywho...

This one's for you, Tara!
I'd like to see you face off in a ninja battle. It has to be against someone easy though, so you don't get killed, so how about... Konohamaru!

Author's Response: lol rnok konohamru should be easily defeated.


Name: Patsuki21 (Signed) · Date: 24/02/08 - 01:16 pm · For: Chapter 19 The leader comes
hey if obito is alive is rin

Author's Response: i couldn't tell u


Name: I_love_kankuro (Signed) · Date: 23/02/08 - 10:20 am · For: Chapter 11 Scary Man Comes
Naruto sakura called you fat and orochimaru why are you alive you should be dead Sei why do you simle so munch suske and Itachy why don't you two get along?


Name: shadowdragon (Signed) · Date: 23/02/08 - 04:52 am · For: Chapter 1 Welcome
i have pplz fighting over me! YAYZ!
if Dei-kun blows anyhing up, i will buy you a mansion of your own...and since i am sure he has blowed something up...*gives you HUGE sack of money*
yes, i did have to slap shino. he left me for Ava Woods...TT.TT
YOU ARE AWESOME!

To Obi/Tobi: i give you 5 boxes of chocolate chip cookies, and 10 cases of caffinated soda.

Hidan: DO NOT SACRIFICE DEIDEI TO JASHIN!

Deidei: DO NOT BLOW HIDAN UP!

OMG, i feel like the mother of you teo sometimes TT.TT i don't wanna be a mother of my boyfriends... i cry now..buh byz!


Name: Frosty (Signed) · Date: 22/02/08 - 10:10 pm · For: Chapter 21 People pass out
YAYZ! I luvs you. But, of course, I LUVS GAARA MORE!

Now, for my message...

Yes, I do like cookies - chocolate chip cookies! And muffins - blueberry muffins! But there's one thing I like more than both of those things, and I'm superglued to his back! *huggles Gaara* Unfortunately, I can't pay for Yaoi vidios because I can't grab my wallet. Gaara? Will you pay for me? Or grab my wallet? It's in my back pocket...

Sakura.... AHHH! LIVING DEAD! DIE I TELL YOU! DIE! *dumps Gaara's sand on Sakura* WOW! I can control Gaara's sand? Awesomeness!

Neko(An OC of mine): You're not very good at it. It just landed on her head.

Me: I'M STILL LEARNING! Wtf are you doing here anyway?

I'd like a nice long SasuNaru kiss scene, if you don't mind... Please, guys?

Kimmimaru... Really wish I could hug you right now. Maybe this superglue wasn't the best idea after all... I should've just tied myself on...

Oh... and... Kankuro... you look fat without your face paint.


Name: naru_chan_fan (Anonymous) · Date: 22/02/08 - 03:10 pm · For: Chapter 21 People pass out
*squels * kakashi gonna be a dad
now 4 naruto gets pregnant i'm gonna have a heart attack


Name: I_love_kankuro (Signed) · Date: 22/02/08 - 02:42 pm · For: Chapter 19 The leader comes
Kankurou i love you will you go out with me if you say no i will lock in a closit and kakashi are you gay iruka you and tara going out sheon do you like any one kiba do you like hnta nejie do like tenten you two should date itchy sauske called you and choji fat


Name: shadowdragon (Signed) · Date: 22/02/08 - 12:16 pm · For: Chapter 1 Welcome
HI!
i was wondering, who loves me the most? Deidara or Hidan?

tobi/obi- why don't you give kakashi a big hug? your old teammates! you should love each other!

sakura- you couldn't be flatter if you got ran over by a steam roller

shino- i used to love you, but now i hate you! *slap*

sasuke- your head looks like a chicken's butt

hinata- YOU ROCK!

deidara and Hidan- I STILL LOVE YOU BOTH


Name: Patsuki21 (Signed) · Date: 22/02/08 - 05:25 am · For: Chapter 1 Welcome
leader of the akatsuki who are you really
shikamaru what do u look like without your ponytail
shika still rules


Name: Frosty (Signed) · Date: 21/02/08 - 09:20 pm · For: Chapter 15 Gaara gets glomped
(STC - Sasuke Torture Chart -
Put into space, blind-folded with limited air supply till near death, sent back to earth and put in dark room away from human contact for years, eyes gouged out, ears cut off, nose sliced away and skin severely burned and/or flaked away peice by peice so that its raw and red for the rest of his life. Then you set him free among humanity where the whole ‘Every child to see you will cry, every woman will scream’ thing takes place. Make sure to watch him to make sure he stays alive for as long as possible.
Yes, it's cruel. He deserves it.

You like my stories? I feel touched! Now, for my comments)

GAARA SAID HE LOVED ME! SQUEEEEEE! *continues to glomp Gaara* I'm never letting go. Ever. You know what? *superglues self to Gaara* Perfect!

I wan't a copy of those vidios! How much?

Tobi/Obito... You totally rock! I'd hug you, but I've superglued myself to Gaara and can't move...

Kakashi... Give up on Iruka. Go for Sakura. I'll bring her back with the power of fanfiction, just for you!

Kimmimaru... You have officially been added to my fav. characters list. I wanna write a fanfic about you SO bad, but have no idea what to do for plot.

Hugs n' love!
Frosty

Author's Response: wow that is some torture. i like it. $10.00 bucks for a video.


Name: naru_chan_fan (Anonymous) · Date: 21/02/08 - 07:46 pm · For: Chapter 16 Everyone loves tobi
i luv tobi/obito
shika do u think sexx is troublesome??
sasunaru 4 eva
(i need my computer fix)


Name: naru_chan_fan (Anonymous) · Date: 21/02/08 - 07:44 pm · For: Chapter 16 Everyone loves tobi
whoops i ment 2 say

I


Name: naru_chan_fan (Anonymous) · Date: 21/02/08 - 07:42 pm · For: Chapter 16 Everyone loves tobi
I


Name: naru_chan_fan (Anonymous) · Date: 21/02/08 - 07:42 pm · For: Chapter 16 Everyone loves tobi
I


Name: Windboy (Signed) · Date: 21/02/08 - 11:41 am · For: Chapter 13 Tobi Comes!!!!
Tobi is a good boy.When is Genma Izumo and Kotetsu gonna be on the show?


Name: Frosty (Signed) · Date: 20/02/08 - 09:45 pm · For: Chapter 13 Tobi Comes!!!!
HA! Tobi is a good boy! And he is Obito! I don't care if I know for a fact that I'm wrong. VIVA LA OBITOBI!(please tell him that for me)

Gaara... are you in Shuppuden time yet? If you are... *glomps Gaara* YAY! If not... *pushes teady bear toward non-shippuden Gaara* I love you! Please don't kill me! I love you!

Temari... you kick ass.

Sasuke... Well, now that you're with Naruto I guess I won't kill you. If you ever leave him though... *pulls out the ST(Sauske Torture) chart - if you want to know what's on it, I'll tell ya in a reveiw. It's funny. And mean*

Naruto... YES! GET SOME!

Choji! *turns Choji to face Kisame and gives him knife and fork* LOOK! IT'S SUSHI!

Author's Response: lol. thanks for ur review. yes tobi is obito!!rnsasuke: what torture chart?rnme: oh cool awesome


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