*looking at Gaara* Of course I’ll marry you! *Huggles Gaara then kisses him happily, slipping on her new ring*
We have to get married fast, kay? DON’T ASK WHY! Hidan can marry us because he’s super-high ranking in Jashanism, and I want Shadow, Tara, and Keiko to be my bridesmaids. Kima is my maid of honor, and Steve will be out best man. Kimmimaru can give me away, Akamaru will be the ring bearer, and Stupid + kittens will be the flower cats. The witnesses are Ino, Temari, Shika, and Kiba. The weddings is next week, by the way. Now, if you’ll excuse me… *pulls out kunai* ITACHI! I SAID I WAS RESERVING THE NAME NITA! I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE PREGNANT, YOU CAN’T STEAL MY NAME! *starts chasing after Itachi*
Neko (Oc): Wow. She’s temperamental today…
Misa (Other Oc): It’s hormones.
Neko: Hormones? Oh. It’s THAT time of month.
Misa: No. She’s late…
Neko: 0.0 … so… that means…
Misa: *nods*
Neko: O.O
(You really have started a plague. Or Itachi did, by getting pregnant and thus getting the idea of children on our minds, which makes us think of marriage…)

Author's Response: lol *sigh* the things that pop in my head at times