Yes! Hey, Gaara, I'll teach you to bake! And then we can watch the Yaoi vids whilst we eat cookies! Yayness! *rubs Gaara's head with her head because she's still superglued to him* Now to un super-glue myself so that I can hug you...

Naruto, Sasuke... can I come watch? Please? I NEED MY YAOI! And I'll give you free ramen! And tomatos and riceballs for you, Sasuke. And I'll kill Sakura. I'll do that last one anyway, though...

*dumps sand on Sakura* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love that I can control Gaara's sand now...

Anywho...

This one's for you, Tara!
I'd like to see you face off in a ninja battle. It has to be against someone easy though, so you don't get killed, so how about... Konohamaru!

Author's Response: lol rnok konohamru should be easily defeated.