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Reviews For Naruto's talk show

Name: IDK (Signed) · Date: 15/07/08 - 02:53 pm · For: Chapter 10 Ita/Sasu
umm... Itachi should be the seme.... although, Sasuke would do a cute seme too *eyes gets blurry* ahhh....hehe*evil laugh* muhahaha!!! *imagines sasuke doing it to Itachi*


Name: IDK (Signed) · Date: 15/07/08 - 01:58 pm · For: Chapter 6 Neji's feelings about Hinata. xD
but, cousins can marry in japan......weird...funny...


Name: hollyivy (Signed) · Date: 03/07/08 - 09:46 am · For: Chapter 1 Introduction
You've got a great sense of humor. I couldn't help laughing to myself, so it's your fault if anyone thinks I'm pyscho.
Keep writing!


Name: JustAnotherSoul (Signed) · Date: 23/03/08 - 06:40 am · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
“OMG! I’M COMING NARUTO!” Iruka shouted. “MOTHER HEN MODE….ACTIVATE!!!” While feeling a rush of andreline through his veins, Iruka began running full speed towards Naruto untill….he tripped and fell on the ground. Kakashi snickered as he began to pull the rope that was attached to Iruka’s ankle back.
Bastard…

lmfao......I nearly busted a gut.

XDDD


Name: Jorden Creer (Anonymous) · Date: 21/03/08 - 04:25 pm · For: Chapter 1 Introduction
Guest: Shippuden Naruto
Topic: I want to know why S. Naruto threw away his old headband. He said it fell apart while he was training with Juraiya, why didn't he keep it? Wasn't it really important to him?


Name: lemonlover (Signed) · Date: 06/03/08 - 04:23 pm · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
Ramenfox Ramenfox, where have you gone my Ramenfox?! I miss you so much! You and your harmless humor! (*cough cough*) Where are you?! Dammit...That's it! I'm going to the FBI! They can find anything and anyone! Well...Except...Those few hundred people...BUT WHO CARES! RAMENFOX!!!!! and I completely agree with ya about that whole Narusasu thing....ew.There has only been one or two fics that I have liked that are Narusasu. But other fics....ew. Everything about naruto screams UKE! He's shorter, smaller, cuter, younger, sunnier, happier and all around more ukeish! Sasuke is all dark and stuff...the perfect seme. Sasuke may have uke in it but the teme shall always be SEME! *ahem* getting off topic...RAMENFOX!!!! T^T I miss ur fics...! They always make me smile! They're the sun on my rainy day! The milk in my cereal! And the Whipped creme on my Naru-chan!............Okaaaay. In other words, I need ur fics like I need air! Don't take away my air! Hmmm...Do you think you would update again if I made you look at pictures of Sasusaku for 48 hours strait? Because I could do that...I could. Bring my air back! I miss YOOOOOOUUUU!!!!! I read this chapter again...and laughed again...I think I shall sue you for my death later on and the millions of little harmless useful brain cells that have died from my lack of air! All worth it though! So I beg with all my little slowly dieing heart....PLEASE COME BACK TO US! We need ya to liven the place up a bit! I really do appreciate all the hard work you've put into this story! And I shall always love this story! Thank you so much!

P.S. fanfiction.net isn't so bad! ^^ as long as you use the search and look for sasunaru! then all the horrible little narusasu's are all filtered out for our viewing needs. XD


Remember! Lemon LOOOOOVESSS YOOOU!

~lemon


Name: Charlie (Anonymous) · Date: 01/02/08 - 10:16 am · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
UPDATE!!!! Im gunna cry without this fic O.O
I cant lives without its full on yaoi-ness
xD
Must. Read. More!!!! O.=


Name: baxter54132 (Signed) · Date: 01/02/08 - 08:45 am · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
update update update update update update update update update update update udpate...... and so and so forth. PLZ :)


Name: Charlie (Anonymous) · Date: 29/01/08 - 02:32 pm · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
Omg kyaaaa!! That was completly awesome!! Write more!! Im a complete sasunaru fangirl WOOO FOR YAOI FAGIRLS =D


Name: naru_chan_fan (Anonymous) · Date: 28/01/08 - 07:41 pm · For: Chapter 15 Is Sakura naturally pink?
please put my comment about sasuke in the next chapter.


Name: naru_chan_fan (Anonymous) · Date: 24/01/08 - 12:52 pm · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
sasuke ig gay because uf his intial S.U. which mean Seme and Uke.*squeal*

Author's Response: Oh my god! That is so true! O_O I never thought of it that way. ...wow...S.U Seme, Uke....Sasuke Uchiha...wow...


Name: Riina (Anonymous) · Date: 12/01/08 - 07:23 am · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
o.o wow.... nice fanfict.. and yes i want the bitch to die. Despite the fact that originaly i'm not really interested in Yaoi..... i congradulate you in making me like SasuNaru. So i would probably be in the crowed with.... katanas, and maybe some guns and weapons that will torture bitch slowly and painfully


Name: Szandyballack (Signed) · Date: 06/01/08 - 08:18 am · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
Oh... I would like to read about KakashiNaruto. Can you do it? It will be really-really intresting... *blush*


Name: baxter54132 (Signed) · Date: 26/12/07 - 03:38 pm · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY. So dramatic. DIE BITCH DIE

Author's Response: Dramatic? Its problomatic! (If that makes sense. >_>) Die Bicth indeed! >_<


Name: dw431 (Signed) · Date: 25/12/07 - 06:14 pm · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
no the gays are speding i must warm the population *kils naruto*

Author's Response: Aw, thats just mean! rnHEY! I need that idiot for my story! *revives Naruto*


Name: Anzu-tard (Anonymous) · Date: 24/12/07 - 06:42 pm · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
Oh my GOD!!!!! KAMIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!

YAOI FANGIRLS RULE!!!!!!! *raises pitchfork* BURN IN HELL, BITCH!!! I hope she dies a slow and painful death. XD

Bitch reminds me of that retarded, racist, and did I mention STRAIGHT girl who stalks around with our group!! *gasp* WE MUST UNIT AND KILL HER!!!!!!

Oh, and since this will be my only review for this story, I want u to know that I'm a NaruSasu yaoi fangirl. Is it ok if Sasuke could be more...you know...more ukey in this? I know Naruto's cute and all, but so's Sasuke! Put HIM in a dress!! ^__^; Really now, Naruto's stamina helps when they're in bed, u know!

PS: Read some NaruSasu fics! They are delicious! Ever heard of fanfiction . net? They have TONS of NaruSasuNaru fics!!

PPS: Update soon!

Author's Response: Now I respect your love for yaoi but you're acting like a chatholic trying to get people to join their religion. (No offense to you catholics. *cough*) I don't want to sound so negative but...I hate NaruSasu. Its just...that name! Naru...Sasu...God that makes me feel depressed and angsty. I just can't see Sasuke being underneath...naruto...or anyone for that matter! I heard of fanfiction.net and NaruSasu fics are the reason why I don't go there. I can make Sasuke more ukey in the story but it will cost my heart to break for that to happen and I need it to finish my fics. Just bear with me with the SasuNaru, okay? ^^rnPunch the annoying, racist, straight girl for me. I can't stand those people like her. rnMake another review if you want. Reviews make me happy and actually give me something to do.


Name: Crizon and Chaotica (Anonymous) · Date: 20/12/07 - 03:16 pm · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
Crizon: WAAAAAAH! I'm YAOI fangirl! Go Sakura and all of my fellow YAOI lovers! Take the Bitch down! YAOI WILL RULE THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cackles insanely and starts passing out firearms to the Yaoi-lovers!* GO SASU/NARU!
Chaotica: Well I'm a YAOI fangirl and adore Sasu/Naru but you are giving the YAOI fangirls the wrong weapons.
Crizon: Then what should we give them sister?
Chaotica: Weapons of mass destruction! WAHAHAHA!
Crizon: Good Lord, why didn't I think of that? *hands out weapons of mass destruction*





GO SASU/NARU!!!

GO YAOI! BWE!

Author's Response: Go yaoi indeed double c's. xD AND YES TO THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!!! xDDD


Name: lemonlover (Signed) · Date: 20/12/07 - 02:51 pm · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
WOOT! yeah! yaoi fangirls UNITE! heh heh...sorry bout that...^^' but yes i am one of those fangirls out there! love the fox outfit and all the humor that was put into this! 'That was gay, Bitch. Gay.' you have no idea how much I loved that part! i got so many weird looks cause of that. but who cares! and I loved how Sasuke, at the begining was staring at Naruto like there was no tomorrow! don't worry Sasuke we will have you back in no time at all! and we will find ways for you to get Naru-chan pregnant! so come back soon! And as again like all your fics you have me guessing whats to happen next! and thats what i love about them! im not really one of those people that likes to know what happens. thats just boring! but not with your fics! im always guessing with them! and im usually gapping at what happens too! they're just so creative! oh sorry im rambling again aren't I? well jaa ne for now then! i cant wait to see what happens next! ~lemon

Author's Response: ^^ Yeah, I guess. rnMan I ave nothing to say! And my god damn computer screen of my laptop keeps falling baclwards. Worthless peice of crap! Anyways, thanks again for keep on reading and shit. You have no idea how much that means to me. ^^


Name: Szandyballack (Signed) · Date: 19/12/07 - 12:31 pm · For: Chapter 2 Itachi and Sasuke's hair
Hello!

You won't believe, what I'll tell you :)
I like so much your story - yeah, really.
And when I read this chapter, I asked some of my readers.
You have to know, I live in Hungary. And I got 18 vote (incl. me) - until now. I think some people will vote too.
I write you an e-mail, when I translete you, what did they say/write.
And I'm happy, because you came back :D
Thanks for the new chapter.

Author's Response: Um...thank you. xD I'll check your e-mail out asap. What do you mean, 18 vote? And what do you mean when yoy translete me? Sorry, I'm really a dumbass. ^^;


Name: Satoyuki (Anonymous) · Date: 18/12/07 - 08:38 pm · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
First, you leave us hanging for months on end. Now, you leave us another evil cliff hanger! The only think keeping from not murdering you is the fact that:

A) I'd have every fan of this story after me in a heart beat.

B) I wouldn't know what happens next.

and C) I'd have to bother about hidding the body.

Author's Response: Those reasons saved my life. O_o SORRY! I didn't mean to have a cliffy. But no worries! HA! I shall have the next chappy soon, kay!? No need for my death. *inches back slowly* Hehehe...


Name: emz_rose (Anonymous) · Date: 18/12/07 - 06:34 pm · For: Chapter 18 Kaka/Iru
Mother hen mode activated! Omg! Too much! Also loving the couple action, Kakashi and Iruka are my fav couple EVER!

Author's Response: Yayz! I'm glad. Aren't they awesome!?


Name: emz_rose (Anonymous) · Date: 18/12/07 - 06:26 pm · For: Chapter 12 Yaoi
FERGALICOUS!!! And go the freaking fox outfit! I'm totally loving this fic, god you've done such a great job. Must be a real nutcase in real life (as is with all great authors ^-^)

Author's Response: lol I couldn't help but add that. xD Yes, all authors are crazy. Thats how all the good books are made in this world.


Name: emz_rose (Anonymous) · Date: 18/12/07 - 06:16 pm · For: Chapter 2 Itachi and Sasuke's hair
Shame! Sasuke has to need a list to remember to kill people! And... loving the 'foolish little brother' thing, he can't even threaten right!!! Ha ha!

Author's Response: lol xD


Name: emz_rose (Anonymous) · Date: 18/12/07 - 06:11 pm · For: Chapter 1 Introduction
Wake up dead *actually laughs- literally* That's really funny, I'm gonna read some more...

Author's Response: ^^ Thank you, I hope you do keep reading.


Name: A Vampires Butterfly (Signed) · Date: 18/12/07 - 05:58 pm · For: Chapter 30 Why is Sasuke gay? Part 3
*explodes* YES!!!! I AM ONE OF THOSE FREAKING YAOI FANGIRLS, READY TO DISEMBOWEL BITCH!!!! GO SAKURA!!! (sorry for all the caps...*sweat drop* ) But still! *tackle/glomps* I LOVE you! So very very much!!!! I love you! I love you! Naru-chan and all his smexy cuteness! How could Sasuke resist for so long?!? That must be one freaking strong drug thingie. O.o GO YAOI FANGIRLS!!! We will win, damn it! And of course, us fanfiction authors have always found ways around the whole 'boys can't have babies' thing. ^-~ Ah, you have no idea how much I missed this fic. *huggles* I've had the worst day and when I saw you had updated I could have just screamed in delight!! Thank you for updating! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: I'm so happy then! xD I don't know what to say except....WHOO! BITCH WILL DIE! From you and other fangirls as well. xD I'll update faster next time. I hope...I'm going away for a whole week...ah, I'll find a way. But I'm sorry for the wait. For the long long wait.rnLeep reading my fics and I'll keep reading yours. ^^ (Like I had ever stopped before.)


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