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Name: Xx_sakura_blossom_xX (Signed) · Date: 03/12/08 - 01:33 pm · For: More for the Orochi-kun fanclub
lol, these are great but seriously, Itachi rocks . . . . butt bow . . pfft, lol XD

Pretty fly for a white guy is Kabutos song!

xxx


Name: Maat (Anonymous) · Date: 01/11/07 - 06:55 pm · For: You Don't Need to Buy Haku Friends
I love you now...squee!


Name: Maat (Anonymous) · Date: 01/11/07 - 06:52 pm · For: Dei-chan: Dum Dum Dum...
I have sevral problems here's a list

#1 ...is NOT!
#2 well duh. if u were a guy u wood too
#3 It's true... it's just true
#4 he's gay of course he has a nest, stupid. all gay men do.
#5 not mating just likes to annoy people
#6 ...you need to die... I'm going to go get Kakuzu so you die slow and painfully (and if you bash him so help me, you better hope God trikes you down first)
#7 he's not a bird and Sasuke can go die.
#8 ...IDK...


Name: Maat (Anonymous) · Date: 01/11/07 - 06:41 pm · For: Kisame: FISH FACE! c:
I love Kisame so when I say this I say it lovingly

Kisame is the Akatsuki bitch
whether he is being penetrated or penetrating he is still the bitch

I do love Kisame though


and he does smell like lilacs


Name: Maat (Anonymous) · Date: 01/11/07 - 06:37 pm · For: The Loser: Itachi -dodges chairs-
you need to find a very,very,very,VERY! deep hole and hide for the rest of yopu life!

Oh but i do hate Sasuke
Itachi would topanyone and everyone
especially Orochimaru

so there and HA!


Name: Maat (Anonymous) · Date: 01/11/07 - 06:32 pm · For: More for the Orochi-kun fanclub
Then you can kill me
(if you can find me)
Because Itachi is soooooo much better and can kick Orochimaru's ASS!
and everything you just said not to do is truer then words can say
so HA
except # 8 I've never heard that song.
Like his earings hate his butt bow
the bow is extreamly stupid
for the love of Kami what does the stupid bow-rope-thing do?
NO not Too Sexy of Sexyback that is just wrong, and nasty.


P.S. Orochimaru and Sasuke cut there wristswhile doing Kabuto
So there

here is my e-mail
cardgard@gmail.com


Name: Maat (Anonymous) · Date: 01/11/07 - 06:24 pm · For: Gaara: Homicidal Maniac Lovers Unite!
I take offence to number six (6)
i'm sorry but but no.
Sasuke can die but Gaara is just too hot for that.

(problem e-mail me at cardgard@gmail.com)


Name: LittleCrane (Signed) · Date: 10/06/07 - 10:16 pm · For: Gaara: Homicidal Maniac Lovers Unite!
the idea of Gaara in spandex nearly made me die... then i got a combination between that and Gaara in spandex on unicorns... *shudders*... i will kill anyone who says any of these things to me...


Name: MountUrMom (Signed) · Date: 06/06/07 - 10:56 am · For: The Loser: Itachi -dodges chairs-
XD no way Nikki! Itachi, as much as I love him is a cross dressing hippy!!! HEHE!


Name: ChiyoChan (Signed) · Date: 09/05/07 - 03:58 pm · For: You Don't Need to Buy Haku Friends
Oh I love Haku! So he looks like a girl, yeah, but he looks cute, no?


Name: Oni_Chan (Signed) · Date: 09/05/07 - 03:42 pm · For: You Don't Need to Buy Haku Friends
*falls over giggleing* Nice Nikki hehehe chap title pwns all and if anyone says anything but number...3 they will die


Name: ChiyoChan (Signed) · Date: 02/05/07 - 09:36 am · For: Dei-chan: Dum Dum Dum...
Oh i love Dei-chan! haha the first thing i thought when i saw him was #2 ;P


Name: ChiyoChan (Signed) · Date: 02/05/07 - 09:35 am · For: The Loser: Itachi -dodges chairs-
*Pulls out kunai* Noo don't dis itachi-kun!!!!

Very funny though


Author's Response: Fine - I'll just kill him >.> Of course. Then there could be no ItaNaru... Ne


Name: SakuraxLee (Signed) · Date: 07/04/07 - 05:57 am · For: Kisame: FISH FACE! c:
Dont beat up on Mr. Fishyyy! -Cries-


Name: SakuraxLee (Signed) · Date: 07/04/07 - 05:55 am · For: Gaara: Homicidal Maniac Lovers Unite!
Yeah, I've always wanted Sasuke to get killed because hes cruel and heartless. I will stand up for Gaara, because Gaara could kill Sasuke whenever he wanted to :]


Name: ShadesofDeath (Signed) · Date: 22/03/07 - 04:49 pm · For: Gaara: Homicidal Maniac Lovers Unite!
You should run, I hate three's Deidara, Sasori, and Gaara dose not work. AND YES EMOS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWER TO THE EMOS, MY MIGHTY FRIENDS, AND ME! BWAHAHAHAH*cough*HAHAHAH


Name: ShadesofDeath (Signed) · Date: 22/03/07 - 04:46 pm · For: Dei-chan: Dum Dum Dum...
Haha say that stuff around me and I will beat the crap out of you. BELIVE IT! I almost punch, ok I did punch them because they called Deidara a girl.
Lizzie:No dont hurt me
me:Poping knuckles die bitch!
The DeixSaso pairing dose not bother me so much I LOVE YAOI! who dose not. Try to do one for Sasori, and if you already did one for him sorry I saw Deidar and went right to it.
luvd it
bye


Name: Deadly Dream (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 - 06:20 pm · For: Dei-chan: Dum Dum Dum...
Oh hell no! *pulls out cloud buster... yes I have a real, life sized version of this.* DIE!!!!!!!!!!


Name: Oni_Chan (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 - 06:01 pm · For: Dei-chan: Dum Dum Dum...
*dies laughing* If I ignore number 6 this was hilarious xD

4 5 7 and 9 omg those kickass ^_^ I would sooo use those on friends in school but alas none of them appreciate Dei

Author's Response: I think I've bashed Itachi in almost all of them and I'm only half dead 8D WOW! I'm suprised xP Same here, I love Dei-chan so much...but everyone else mistakes him for a girl....sooo


Name: Deadly Dream (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 - 05:31 pm · For: Kisame: FISH FACE! c:
That`s it, again with the Itachi bashing. *dodges OCs, charging with a bazooka in hand* Hold still! Akiko: I can`t believe this is the affects of my influnce on her is. Cool.^^

Author's Response: -pulls out kunai (Yes, I have them...really xD)- KYA! D8 -runs- Shenneri: n3n -giggles- I love my job, giving her ideas is fun~


Name: Sasuke_Luvr (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 - 05:29 pm · For: Kisame: FISH FACE! c:
*jumping up and down* OH OH OH!!! Could you do one on Deidara?!! IF YOU COULD I'D LOVE YOU FOR LIFE!!! *runs around the room* WEEEEEEEE!!! FISH FACE!!! 0.O

Author's Response: Sure, I'll do one for Deidara, and I won't be as harsh, I can't do that to characters I like -huggles Dei-chan and is shot- xP


Name: Oni_Chan (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 - 05:28 pm · For: Kisame: FISH FACE! c:
*giggles* Tou gonna need thereapy after this *nods* and you should consider renting out the bed next to mine in the hospital, them fangirls scary even if they are only OCs.

Author's Response: I had to run from Tora for the last chapter >.> And yes, they are...very very scary. Tou: -in the feedles position- x.e

Author's Response: I had to run from Tora for the last chapter >.> And yes, they are...very very scary. Tou: -in the feedles position- x.e


Name: Oni_Chan (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 - 05:15 pm · For: Orochimaru Fangirls: Even Scarier?
*sighs* Damn I really wanted to make FishFace Sushi too *sighs*
...you have a breed of Orochi Fans...*snickers* there's more than one? *dodges* Im gonna get hit for that arnt I?

Author's Response: There was. until I killed them all off n3n And you should reply to the e-mail I sent you! -nudgenudge- And yes, you will get hit for that -smacks you- >.>


Name: A Vampires Butterfly (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 - 05:13 pm · For: The Loser: Itachi -dodges chairs-
Aww poor Itachi! And we love him because he is a prick! And he so doesn't have thing a for his brother. Sasuke is already private property of Naruto. He has it stamped on his pale ass. Still very funny. So good job! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: -raises hand- I for one do not love him because he is a prick, in fact, I hate him with a passion =o And don't worry, Ita has a thing for Naruto too n3n -hides-


Name: Deadly Dream (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 - 05:13 pm · For: The Loser: Itachi -dodges chairs-
Grrr! *being held back by several OCs* Lemme go! I was fine up till #3, but still funny. *attempts to pick up chair* True about the Sasuke-haters-Itachi-lovers. *still trying to get loose* Come here, I won`t hurt you... yet.

Author's Response: -hides behind OCs (Besides Tora), Sasuke, and Orochimaru- o___o Nikki didn't do it...it was her! -points at Kelsea- Kelsea: WAIT! I didn't do anything ;o;


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