TONFA
The Original Naruto Fanfic Archive

Main Categories

Het Romance [1096]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around different sex couples.
Alternate Universe & Crossovers [648]
Where cast of the Naruto Universe are inserted into an alternate universe.
Essays & Tutorials [16]
An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
General Fiction [1743]
Any Naruto fanfiction focused without romantic orientation, on a canon character in the current Naruto Universe.
OC-centric [869]
Any Naruto fanfic that has the major inclusion of a fan-made character.
Non-Naruto Fiction [292]
Self-evident
 
Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance [1574]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around male same sex couples.
MadFic [201]
Any fic with no real plot and humor based. Doesn't require correct spelling, paragraphing or punctuation but it's a very good idea.
 
Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance [106]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around female same sex couples.
Fan Ninja Bingo Book [125]
An area to store fanfic information, such as bios, maps, political histories. No stories.
Juvi-Fics [2]
Because no fic is deleted, if a fic doesn't abide by the rules of the category or author doesn't respond to mods, it belongs here.
 
 

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Members: 11638
Series: 261
Stories: 5906
Chapters: 25596
Word count: 47833326
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Penname: Hinotama [Contact]
Real name: Orphelia
Membership status: Member
Member since: 09/01/06
Website: http://www.freewebs.com/kaibagirl603
Beta-reader:

I'm Orphelia. I'm a pianist, author, artist , guitarist and songwriter. Zabuza rocks. Yondaime is sweet!

I am know for EXTREME OOC-NESS!!! If you don't like OOC, don't read my stories!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T REVIEW IT!!! I DO NOT APPRECIATE FLAMES (MEAN REVIEWS) AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO CRITICIZE ME UNLESS YOU'VE DONE BETTER. And the only person who can judge who is better than me is God, so even if you're Atheist, you still have no right to flame. And if you do, may God punish you in whatever way he wants.

This girl was mean to me, and the gym door fell on her. naomi_sama knows.

As of last year, I have been diagnosed with a medical condition known as heterozygous familial hypercholesterolemia. This is preventing me from having any free time, so I will no longer be able to write fics, unless I want to keel over and die of a heart attack.


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Series by Hinotama [1]
Reviews by Hinotama [26]
Challenges by Hinotama [0]
Favorite Series [0]
Hinotama's Favorites [13]

Stories by Hinotama

Title: Somewhere I Belong by Hinotama
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Naibara has spent the past few years of her life as a fugitive until Kakashi finds her unconcious on Rin's gravestone and takes her to his house. He agrees to train her, but something is definitely wrong. Why does she specialize in water jutsus? Who is this mysterious "special person" who seems to make her emotionally unstable? And most importantly, has she found somewhere she belongs, or is fate just toying with her? She begins a dysfunctional relationship with Kakashi, and bcomes close friends with Iruka. But is their relationship too dysfunctional, or can they last? (Rating will rise with the later chapters for violence, bulimia, psychological disorders, angst, mental torment, etc.)
Category: OC-centric
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Everything's Relative
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2564 | Read count: 2450 [Report This]
Published: 26/08/06 | Updated: 15/04/07


Title: Cheaper By The Dozen 2: Welcome To The Nut Farm by Hinotama
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Welcome to the Sabaku no Farm, where the animals are a constant source of terror. But wait! The solution is here! How about the 12 Konoha Genin, Haku, Zabuza, George W. Bush, a talking duck and a screaming fangirl? They're sure to save the poor sand siblings! NOT! They're here to turn things upside down with the randomness of radioactive cows, a cannibal Choji, Gaara on a chainsaw massacre, stupid DVDs, a "We Are All ON Drugs" sing-along and much, much more! Put down all food and drink while reading this unless you want soda shoting out of your nose.
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: Gaara, Haku, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 10719 | Read count: 7718 [Report This]
Published: 18/06/06 | Updated: 09/02/07


Title: How To Survive Kirigakure Ninja Academy by Hinotama
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Time changes everything. This is the stry of a runaway boy who sought refuge in Kirigakure, hoping to find happiness. The only thing he found there was his destiny: hands drenched in blood. The beginning is sweet, but the later chapters are so murderous you will learn not to read this in the dark. OOC, time warp. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Category: OC-centric
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: Everything's Relative
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 5264 | Read count: 6242 [Report This]
Published: 14/06/06 | Updated: 04/02/07


Title: Bunny's Stupid Theories by Hinotama
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Hinotama and her sister Bunny were bored one night so they decided that it would be a good idea to come up with stupid theories as to why things are the way they are in the world on Naruto (i.e. why Choji's hitai-ate looks like underwear on his head)
Category: General Fiction > Timeless
Characters: All
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 1469 | Read count: 4299 [Report This]
Published: 30/06/06 | Updated: 22/11/06


Title: Stalker by Hinotama
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Setoku always has these dreams. There's always that same snakelike man with earrings who stands still in the darkness... And one day she meets him. So if she dreams about him, how come he's never seen her before? AU, EXREME OOC
Category: OC-centric
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 3319 | Read count: 2320 [Report This]
Published: 26/04/06 | Updated: 19/11/06


Title: The Feather Project by Hinotama
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Hinata was kidnapped and almost murdered, but Neji gave his life to save her. Every night she is haunted by the same nightmare... until she realizes that the world needs to know about the great deeds of not only Neji, but all those others in the Cadet Branch. Thus, she starts the Feather Project, an attempt to collect 1,000 feathers, one for each Cadet Branch Hyuuga who died protecting someone of the Main Branch... OOC, multiple character deaths (including Neji) you have been warned!
Category: General Fiction
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1239 | Read count: 1491 [Report This]
Published: 08/09/06 | Updated: 08/09/06


Title: Happy Valentine's Day, Haku by Hinotama
Rated: [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Haku confesses her feelings to her dearly beloved, but she only gets a cold, heartbreaking response in return. But after she saves him from a near-death experience, he begins to realize how much she means to him and is intent on giving her the best Valentine's Day ever. Just a cute and clean little fic I came up with for Valentine's Day. I'm kind of late, though. [HakuZabu][I made Haku a girl in this story]
Category: Orphan
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3803 | Read count: 2589 [Report This]
Published: 04/03/06 | Updated: 02/09/06


Title: Sasuke-omeo and Orochimaru-ette: A Gangsta Distortion Of Shakespeare's Masterpiece by Hinotama
Rated: 12/12A [Reviews - 0]
Summary: We all know the story of Romeo and Juliet, so this should just be a re-enacting of the Shakespearian play, right? WRONG! Not when Hinata, our Juliet, gets hit by a car and her brother Orochimaru has to pretend to be her! Too bad he's doing such a good job of it, no one has figured out the switch, not even Sasuke, our precious lttle Romeo! And guess what? It's GANGSTA! Featuring Itachi and Kisame as the Ying Yang Twins, Zabuza as Mike Jones and DJ Anko as herself!
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 7151 | Read count: 4499 [Report This]
Published: 14/04/06 | Updated: 02/09/06


Title: Haku's Anger Management Center by Hinotama
Rated: U [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Haku has finally put his skills to good use and opened up an anger management center for ninjas worldwide! You know what that means! Lots of randomness, wierdness and most of all, the Hinotama-ness that never gets old! (More characters will be added as the story progresses)
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Haku
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 4953 | Read count: 5425 [Report This]
Published: 29/01/06 | Updated: 26/08/06


Title: Hoshaku O Sagashite by Hinotama
Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Orphelia was just minding her own business when a couple of Ninja Shinigami fell out of her wall and told her today was her last day on earth! Desperate to achive her goal of being famous, she sets out on a quest for fame... but what happens isn't quite what she had in mind.
Category: OC-centric
Characters: OC
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 597 | Read count: 958 [Report This]
Published: 20/08/06 | Updated: 20/08/06


Title: Banner Contest Submission Thingy by Hinotama
Rated: [Reviews - 0]
Summary: This is what happens when you mix a computer, zero knowledge of Adobe Photoshop, a girl attempting to stay up all night to fix her sleep cycle and a Naruto obsession. Our Guarantee: You'll be somewhat impressed with at least one of the banners or your money back!
Category: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 1320 | Read count: 5767 [Report This]
Published: 28/07/06 | Updated: 15/08/06


Title: Candid Camera by Hinotama
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 18]
Summary: As hosted by Jiraiya! It's the stuff they'll never show on TV for the sake of everyone's sanity! Full of randomness, chase scenes, everybody-bashing, insanity, embarassing moments, drunkness, etc... AKAMARU GETS HIGH ON CRACK!
Category: MadFic > Interviews and Talk Shows
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2506 | Read count: 2227 [Report This]
Published: 16/05/06 | Updated: 28/07/06


Title: Cheaper by the Dozen by Hinotama
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: One house, 12 ninjas and Iruka in charg? No way. And with every chapter, the number of people increases! Haku blows up the fridge, Sasuke kills Neji's beloved Hamtaro, Zabuza goes on a chainsaw massacre, Sakura joins the Mafia, attack of the crazy Yaoi fangirls and a crossover with "Spaceballs" in Chapter 10! What more would you ask for? (Rated for censored swearing and suggestive situations,mentionings, but nothing happens.)
Category: General Fiction > Timeless
Characters: Haku, Iruka Umino, Neji Hyuuga, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Zabuza
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 9553 | Read count: 12080 [Report This]
Published: 09/01/06 | Updated: 14/06/06