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Penname: SamaSurreal [Contact]
Real name: Sama
Membership status: Member
Member since: 29/12/06
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Beta-reader: 0
Hi my name is SamaSurreal and I am a big fan of anime! Especially Naruto! I am a die hard fan of sasuke and naruto pairings and just love to eat up the pairing! OMG LISTEN TO ME GO ON! Blah, blah, blah! Gah! I'm losing my sexy...And that ain't cool! *Does stuck up pose* LOL.

Time to update this thing ne?

Favorites?

Naruto.
Inuyasha.
Chrono Crusade.
Fruits Basket.
Vampire doll (Manga)
Robot Chicken.
Boku no Pico.
Legend of the blue wolves.
Ai no Kusabi.
Sensitive Pornographic.
Deeper Samurai Kyo.
Kyo Kara Maoh!
Loveless.
Papa to kiss in the Dark.
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH!

Geez, thats it! LOL. I love music, fun, and other bullshit! AND I LIKE SEX! Lots and lots of SEX! BWUHAHAHAHA! Someday soon, I hope to have lee's kids and call upon there youthful spirits! LMAO! HAHAHA! On the side note! I have more stories that I'm planning, etc. Surprises I hope you guys like ^^ Though for now? This is what I'm doing.

My one-shots. I'm finishing those. I only have three, counting THREE left. Anyone else LATE in voting there share of pairings that they would like to see? Well I can't promise you anything but I seriously cannot see myself doing another one-shot anytime soon besides these three that I'm finishing up. I'm sorry guys if you don't like me after saying so.

When life gives you emails. I'm finishing this! OMG! I so am! I don't know when, what chapter it'll end at or how it'll end but it will end! Give or take 10 more chapters...Thats my guess but nothing is offical honestly.

Fang. Boy! I WANT TO WORK ON THIS ONE! LOL. I have so much planned out for this that I cannot wait to do the second chapter. Seriously. LOL.

One thing I hate: COMPUTERS! I know you guys are waiting for me and Animehead to update and I swear to you guys we will UPDATE! Soon hopefully we just have been very busy with other things. But its not over, trust me! The story is just getting started! WEEE! LOL.


Another story...? *Grins* This one is already in the making.

You know the drill. Like it? Hate it? GAH! Lol thats my line for every ending of a chapter. LOL. Email me guys! Anytime! JUST NO SEXUAL HARASSMENTS! It'll only work if I'm pouncing on you! BWUHAHAHAHA! LMAO! HAHAH Okay I'll stop! Ttul guys! Thanks for reading! LOVE YOU ALL!




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Stories by SamaSurreal

Title: 'When life gives you Emails' by SamaSurreal
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 136]
Summary: When you hear a bing what do you get? Mail. A sasuke and naruto story. ^^ * Special Oneshot.*
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 | Completed: No | Word count: 25671 | Read count: 5045 [Report This]
Published: 29/12/06 | Updated: 04/06/07


Title: 'When life gives you Emails.' (Part Two.) by SamaSurreal
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: You hear a bing and what do you get? A stalker. A Sai story.
Category: Orphan
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 804 | Read count: 1245 [Report This]
Published: 22/05/07 | Updated: 22/05/07


Title: MFA: Mafia by SamaSurreal
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 23]
Summary: Money, Power, Drugs. For this story you will see two gangs go head to head; The Uchiha's and The Uzumaki's. Many pairings and lots and lots of sex and violence. Enjoy! *Chapter Two up!*
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Sasuke, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 6610 | Read count: 2985 [Report This]
Published: 11/04/07 | Updated: 19/05/07


Title: Sand Incest by SamaSurreal
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 11]
Summary: This is a two-shot story! The first one is Temari/Gaara and the second is Gaara/Kankurou! There's slight bit of violence in the up take, maybe rape but come on guys! You'll love it! Temari/Gaara here!



Temari feels regret, pain for causing the loss of innocence for her brother Gaara. In her pain she gives herself over to him whenever he feels like. The catch?





She has no idea Gaara is playing mate with Kankurou...nor does she know his secret...O.O Be warned..Lemons are in both chapters! Enjoy!
Category:
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1189 | Read count: 18179 [Report This]
Published: 04/02/07 | Updated: 12/05/07


Title: Life's Individuals by SamaSurreal
Rated: [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Chouji is a struggling actor trying to make it into the Naruto series. When stumbling upon a website that has no real pairings for neither him nor his friend, Shikamaru, he turns into a state of depression. Can Shikamaru help his friend out? Read and find out! *Complete!*
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4587 | Read count: 2151 [Report This]
Published: 29/12/06 | Updated: 22/04/07


Title: Pantie Stealer by SamaSurreal
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Uh oh someones stealing panties! AND its Naruto!! He's stealing Sakura's panties! But wait...? Whats that in her closet? Who's the mysteries guy at the end who stalks after our poor Naruto? Hints of Sakura/Naruto, IMPLIED Naruto/? Read and find out!
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 811 | Read count: 1420 [Report This]
Published: 29/03/07 | Updated: 29/03/07


Title: Primal by SamaSurreal
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: With something so primal you can't help but want it, own it. That's what Neji thought as he took in the nyleon red, tight pants..to the slender but fitted torso. This is what BOTH want. Its the battle of dominance here people and you don't want to miss it. New title and summary; Neji/Gaara, One-shot. Beta'd.

Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Gaara and Neji, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3982 | Read count: 1559 [Report This]
Published: 29/03/07 | Updated: 29/03/07


Title: Fang by SamaSurreal
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Domenic Club was a place known for its highlights. The place was filthy; disgusting...It was a gay strip bar…See what happens when Sasuke meets a blue eyed ‘Fang.’ See what happens when he learns his identity…and what risks he will take to owning him. Sasuke/Naruto, Itachi/Naruto, and much, much more!




Category: Orphan
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Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1593 | Read count: 1133 [Report This]
Published: 23/02/07 | Updated: 23/02/07


Title: Valley Heart by SamaSurreal
Rated: [Reviews - 0]
Summary: It's Valentines Day in Japan and Iruka is up to the challenge of seeing his students enjoy the holiday! See what happens when a exchange of a card can bring...Gaara/Neji/Hinata!
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Gaara and Neji
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1083 | Read count: 1618 [Report This]
Published: 15/02/07 | Updated: 15/02/07


Title: Red Ribbon by SamaSurreal
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Happy bliss? Hardly. Not when Hinata-chan isn’t sure of her cousins feelings. How can a happy bride be happy when she’s worried she’ll be ruining her sweet Neji’s life? One-shot guys and fair warning! Lemon!



Category: Orphan
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Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2148 | Read count: 1309 [Report This]
Published: 02/02/07 | Updated: 02/02/07


Title: Fantasy by SamaSurreal
Rated: [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Fantasy or Reality? You be the judge! Naruto/Itachi! One-shot! Beta'd!
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 685 | Read count: 1003 [Report This]
Published: 27/01/07 | Updated: 27/01/07


Title: Oreo Fetish by SamaSurreal
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: An exploration of Oreos gone wrong. See how Sasuke learns to deal with an oreo-eating, erotic Naruto. Humor and nosebleeds, you have been warned. Short, funny, and crazy. Have a good laugh ^^ One-shot, now edited.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 477 | Read count: 1852 [Report This]
Published: 20/01/07 | Updated: 20/01/07