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Hello!
My [pen] name is Konan.
I'm 16 now. :D
I like to write fanfics, watch anime, draw, play piano (sort of)
I also like reading manga.
I don’t like getting my socks wet, homework, cats, headaches, and being bored.
My favorite Naruto characters are... Konan, Kakashi, Naruto, and Gaara. Sasuke would be on here, but considering my other favorite characters, he's an iffy.
My least favorite characters are… Sakura, Sasuke (Mr. Evil Sasuke that is), Kankuro and Temari (I mean come on! Gaara had siblings?! And he was still lonely?! I’m mean Naruto was all alone while Gaara had an uncle, a brother, a sister, AND a father, yet he was lonely…)
My favorite food: Pho :d
My favorite animal: Hawk
Books I like:
The Hunger Games trilogy
The Inheritence Cycle (series)
Graceling and Fire
Maximum Ride
Unwind, Everlost (same author not series)
Movies/series/shows I like: Naruto & Naruto Shippuden (kind of obvious),
-Blue Exorcist
-Death Note
-Hikaru no Go
-Inception (I totally related it to Naruto, genjutsus inside genjutsus, soo easy to understand that way :p)
Music:
I love all kinds of music, really. Techno, country, rap, even a bit of mainstream.
My personal favorites artists are:
-AJ Rafael
-Lil Crazed
-David Choi
-Michael Wong
-Jay Chou
-Abe Mao
-Tommy C
Favorite songs:
-Wedding Dress -Taeyang (Yeah, kpop)
-Blue Bird -Ikimono Gakari (I loved this opening!)
-Princess Syndrome -Jay Chou (such a fun song ^^)
Games:
-Mario Cart Wii (I LOVE this game!)
-Persona 3 (PS2)
-Tetris!! (I'm so addicted) (:
Bleh, bleh, bleh... I give you credit if you read through all that boring stuff. Thanks I guess, and check out my stories below!
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Rated: PG
[Reviews - 3]Category: General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: Kakashi Hatake
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 652 | Read count: 1654 [Report This]
Published: 08/03/06 | Updated: 08/03/06
Date: 05/05/11 Title: Chapter 1: N/A
It's really interesting. A look inside Kakashi's mind! It's realistic too which is the reason I like it so much!
Rated: 18
[Reviews - 434]“I’m Haruno Sakura.” Sakura said giving a peace sign.
“Uchiha Sasuke.” Sasuke said still glaring.
“Welcome to Naruto’s talk show. Here YOU are able to pick a topic and a guest to go on here and we talk about it!"
Category: General Fiction, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 30 | Completed: No | Word count: 64074 | Read count: 19518 [Report This]
Published: 20/05/07 | Updated: 18/12/07
Date: 21/06/11 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Temari or Ino?
Lmfao!!! @ Sasuke!!! This was hilarious yet again! Nice comeback!!
Date: 21/06/11 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Neji's feelings about Hinata. xD
Okay... so Neji was completely and utterly OOC here, but I loved that last part. 'I have nothing better to do...' that cracked me up!! Lol
Date: 21/06/11 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Akatsuki
Haha I liked the Deidara and Naruto part too and the Kisame part where he was like 'Fish are friends, not food.' & I loved the ending... let's just say I loved this whole chapter!! Awesome!!
Date: 21/06/11 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Itachi and Sasuke's hair
Lmfao!! That was HILARIOUS!! Haha, I know I can't vote, but it was still so funny!! Haha
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 12]Hosted by Oni and Nikki
Co-Hosted by Imashime and Yabane
Mayhem and disaster? Of course!
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2077 | Read count: 5567 [Report This]
Published: 26/06/07 | Updated: 26/06/07
Rated: U
[Reviews - 12]Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 210 | Read count: 2320 [Report This]
Published: 08/07/08 | Updated: 08/07/08
Date: 01/05/11 Title: Chapter 1: Such Is a Narutard
LOL!! I'm a narutotard!! Lmao =D
Rated: U
[Reviews - 3]Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 262 | Read count: 2214 [Report This]
Published: 09/07/08 | Updated: 09/07/08
Date: 27/04/11 Title: Chapter 1: You Know You're A Narutard When
If someone is about to step on a bug, you block them and say, "What would the Aburame clan think of you if you stepped on it!"
Lmao!! That one's my favorite!! LOL
Rated: 12/12A
[Reviews - 81]A mysterious girl. An unknown past. A dark secret. Who is this bloodthirsty girl and why is Naruto afraid of her? A dark tale full of action and suspense. A must-read. Book Two Coming Shortly
Category: General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: Team Kakashi
Genres: Dark
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: One Little Girl Trilogy
Chapters: 29 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 38495 | Read count: 39266 [Report This]
Published: 24/11/10 | Updated: 29/07/12
Date: 22/05/11 Title: Chapter 2: A Situation
Awesome. You're great! This is really interesting, noting I don't really read fanfics, but this is great.
Author's Response: Ah, thanks that is so awesome that you like it! I have recieved some negative feedback, curse that anonymous reviewer, but I love it so much when I hear people like it. It would please me so much if you continued to review these chapters, to let me know what is good, and what I can improve on. Thanks for reading, this has really made my day!
Date: 23/05/11 Title: Chapter 3: Parents and Orochimaru...=0
Haha, release the seal... just like Orochimaru. Really interesting.
It was funny how it was already 2 to 1, but Sakura actually asked for Naruto's opinion.
Date: 23/05/11 Title: Chapter 4: Mission: Life and Death of Ninja
Lol, that was a funny chapter. Naruto's reaction is just hilarious!
Emo girl can cook. Hahaha
This is a really great and interesting story!
Author's Response: I am so happy you like it. Thanks for reviewing on these chapters so far, it really helps me as a writer. I am pretty young on this site, and every bit of advice helps. And yes, Emo girl can cook. =D
Date: 25/05/11 Title: Chapter 5: Mission: Life and Death of a Ninja part 2
Ahh... this chapter took me a few tries. Haha, totally my fault. I'm not really in the mood for reading, but I got caught in your story about her past.
Author's Response: Thats partialy my fault as well. It took me a few tries to write it. I should have added more spaces paragraqph wise, and made it flow. XD
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 34]Me and the nin's chillin... GET AWAY FROM MY MOMS NAIL POLISH ITACHI! Random oneshots for your enjoyment. Rated PG because of slight language and the once-in-a-blue-moon suggestive stuffs I will try to upload at least once a week.
OROCHIMARU! GIVE ME THE REMOTE!! NO MORE SOAPS!!!
Gah, what's with that snake and soaps!?!
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 | Completed: No | Word count: 7131 | Read count: 17239 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11
Date: 01/06/11 Title: Chapter 8: Itachi's Salon Takeover
Awesome!!!! As always! Haha, I don't feel bad for Sakura at all. Pain's little pop-in was funny. :)
Author's Response: As always, I enjoy torturing ninjas for comic relief. Glad it worked again ^-^
Date: 06/09/11 Title: Chapter 10: Who ta hate?! >:D
If you're still taking votes... I vote Sakura!!!
If not, then... Sasuke... or Itachi because that's always fun! Haha!
Author's Response: yoyoyo, i\'mma bit new here (read the newest update cause that explains it) sakura\'s a bitch to the fuckin\' extreams, so yey, i sortsa agree. i\'ll probs just hate on everyone one tho cause that\'s more fun\r\nXd
Date: 29/05/11 Title: Chapter 4: Ninjas, Cell Phones, and Homework Interuptions
Your stories are sooo hilarious!! XD Poor Haku. Lol
Author's Response: Haha, yes, thank you ^-^
Date: 06/06/11 Title: Chapter 9: Exam Cookies
...yes, exams suck. what a depressing chapter, haha.
Author's Response: Only in response to Naruto fanfiction can someone say \'depressing\' and \'haha\' in the same sentence XD
Date: 29/05/11 Title: Chapter 2: How to Eat an Apple
=D Orochimaru's entrance was funny. Haha! Your stories are so hilarious!! Amazing!!
Author's Response: Thank you! I guess Orochimaru is just the sort of person/humanoid to always make an entrance eh?
Date: 29/05/11 Title: Chapter 1: Sasuke's Birthday
Hahahahaha, hilarious!! So Sasuke. Haku's reaction was funny. This story left me grinning. Thanks for the laugh!! Awesome!
Author's Response: Thank YOU for the review! I give you virtual cookies ^-^\r\nSasuke and Haku are sooo fun to torment... heee *thinks up evil things to put in their hair*
Date: 29/05/11 Title: Chapter 3: Self Conscious Ninja Diets
Lmao! My sisters think I'm weird that I'm laughing so hard while reading on the computer. Haha, I loved it when Choji was like, 'I gave up a while ago'.
Author's Response: I think having people give you odd looks is just a fun little bonus to reading crack fics ^-^
Date: 25/06/11 Title: Narutastic: A legacy
Haha, you posted this chapter twice and I was like, what? I didn't read this chapter?! But yeah... I reread it...
Hahahahaha, that would be so hilarious and distracting... seeing someone wear an akatsuki cloak to the exams. Lmao!!
Exams are long over for me... yes!! -_-' But then there is the ACT.......
Author's Response: Le Gasp! I posted this twice?!\r\nOh yes, that joyus time when exams come to a close, the summer begins, and there are bugs and sweltering heat everywhere!!! Ugh... sorry Shino, I just... ugh...\r\nThanks for the review Konan :)
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 7]^-^
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 571 | Read count: 7078 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 11/03/11
Date: 01/06/11 Title: Chapter 1: Akatsuki Seven Minutes in Heaven Failure
Hahahaha, yes, 7 minutes in heaven would never work. Lmao. Neither would spin the bottle. And Deidara, that's gross, but funny how everyone left one by one. Lol
Author's Response: I can happily say that Konan is the only one going OOC here, but it\'s needed or there wouldn\'t be a story. And yes, the terrorist prankster is gross, but that\'s Deidara for you. Thank you for the review
Rated: U
[Reviews - 6]Now to buy more pudding....
Enjoy the crack fic ^-^
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 372 | Read count: 1826 [Report This]
Published: 16/03/11 | Updated: 16/03/11
Date: 01/06/11 Title: Chapter 1: Chunin Fail
Smart. Haha, I would've never thought of that. I would've probably done what everyone else did, but Naruto did pass with a blank paper. Hahaha, awesome as always.
Author's Response: What can I say? I could totally manipulate the ninja world MUAHAHHAHAHA!!!\r\nOk... maybe not... but at least a FEW things by being a smart-aleck!!
Rated: U
[Reviews - 35]Now with furry animals, the Akatsuki embark on the one mission S-ranked criminals might not be able to handle: eachother in chat rooms.
In response to AkatsukiLemonLover23 's challenge.
Category: MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Script Fic, MadFic > Other
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: , MAKE A KATSUKI CHATROOM
Challenge: , MAKE A KATSUKI CHATROOM
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 6610 | Read count: 14150 [Report This]
Published: 19/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11
Date: 06/06/11 Title: Chapter 5: Spaztastic Chapter 5
Haha! I see where Deidara comes from. Tobi is such a fun character but he's really annoying. :D
Author's Response: Ahhh basketball face... he seems to provide hours of amusement... thanks for the review Konan ^-^
Date: 30/05/11 Title: Chapter 1: Numero Uno
Awesome. Just awesome. And funny. I liked how you used chat format. It's great.
Author's Response: Thank you. It IS webkinz after all. How else should villainous masterminds communicate?
Date: 21/08/11 Title: Chapter 8: Post Drama?
Hahahahaha, I do love this story
That part about Sasuke's face got me confused... Hahaha
Author's Response: That\'s not a problem, Sasuke\'s face confuses many people.