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Penname: Archaic Aphorism [Contact]
Real name: Casild, Cas, or Cassi
Membership status: Member
Member since: 26/03/07
Website:
Beta-reader: Yes
I'm here and I'm on a mission!

Shino x Kiba and Neji x Shikamaru have been almost completely ignored on this site and I aim to fix that.

Now... a bit about me, I guess. I was reading A Vampire's Butterfly's profile and saw that she had the same belief that I did when I first started writing. "Can I really become a serious writer but have a profile and run around leaving reviews anywhere I want?"

My answer was: no, I can't. Because then that would seem like favoritism. I can't have favorited stories, I can't have favorited authors... etc. etc. I've relaxed a lot since then, as you may have noticed I have a favorited author and a number of favorited stories now. I've made a point of responding to reviews and leaving reviews on anything I read.

The bio, however, never really said much about me.

Butterfly's resonse to our question of author-hood was "fuck it".

So, "Fuck it," I'm going to post a real bio.

I'm not going to disclose my real name, but the nickname most of my friends know me by is "Casild", or "Cas" or "Cassi" (yes, there are nicknames for my nicknames...). You can use any of those if you want, since they're all shorter than "Archaic Aphorism". I'm fifteen and a sophomore in high school. I'm short, energetically lazy (if that's possible), school-smart but street-dumb, with short brown hair. I'm half asian... which is insanely lame, because then all the asian kids don't like me and all the American kids are like, "Ching ching choooong!" (which, by the way, is the most annoying thing in the world. Do an asian a favor and don't say that the next time you see one).

I have a little sister whom I adore (strangely, since all we do is bicker over the computer, heheh) and a white cat whose name is Thomas. I love him, even though he's an idiot and runs into walls all the time.

Um, let's see... I guess there's not much else to say. 'Cept I love BETA'ing, though when I get down to really critiqing something, I'm not very nice. I've been known to say, "Ew, that paragraph sucks. Fix it or cut it." Though, that phrase is usually followed by five or six lines of suggestions, heh.

I like to roleplay, too. And I've been craving some kind of co-author story with someone. So if anyone wants to roleplay or do a co-author story with me, I'm way up for it ^.^

The only pairings I hate are:
SasuNaru;
ShikaTema;
ShikaIno; and
NejiTen.

I can stomach almost everything else.

Some other fun stuff... my two favorite Naruto AMVs (that I've seen... I'm sure there are other good ones). Both are by the amazing Yorae.

ObseSsion - Kimimaro ficvid, based on Hebi no Tsubaki by The Ambitious Blank
Wa Tara ~And He Flew~ - A Beautiful Neji tribute. Helps if you search out Yorae and read the story she was trying to tell with the video, but good even if you don't.

And... yup. I think that's about it. I also draw a lot, so maybe I'll post some pictures in my bio later (my pictures are saved to the other computer). Ta ta!

Loves and Kisses and Sand Castles for All! -Casild

(c'mon, you gotto admit, "Casild" sounds like "Castle", kinda!)

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