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Penname: UzamakiMasumi [Contact]
Real name: A.R. Painter
Membership status: Member
Member since: 13/10/10
Website: http://www.blogger.com/profile/13512556690871275081
Beta-reader: Yes
I really dislike the stupid hyper silliness of my old bio, so I'm a writing a new one now. From scratch! Oh, gosh. I haven't written a bio in so long. How does one even begin? *thinks for like a split second* Yosh! Let's go! Gambatte! Fight!

Self-introduction start! *huge ginormous thumbs up* *suddenly realizes that this bio is turning into a silly, childlike one, too* -_- *shakes away slightly gloomy thoughts* ARP! I'm a seal! No, seriously, those are my initials, and they make the sound that seals make, so I'm a seal. *nods very serious like*

Righto, self-introduction continued!
Name: ARP (full name not disclosed)
Birth Date: April 19th
Age: Not disclosed (good luck guessing ^_~)
Height: last measured at 5ft 1 3/4in (but that was months ago!)
Measurements: just kidding! No way would I tell you that!
Zodiac sign: Aries (but I don't really believe in that stuff, just find it interesting)
Blood Type: Unknown!

Favorite
music: Audio Adrenaline, Newsboys, Jars of Clay, Jeremy Camp, Toby Mac
clothing: thrift stores, garage sales, Forever 21, long feminine skirts, oldies 80's stuff, vintage, boy lolita (NEVER girl lolita)
food: anything that looks cute, cheese, lollipops, Swedish Fish, saltwater taffy, lasagna, sushi, sashimi, Turkish, Greek, Vietnamese, Thai, Mongolian, curry, FONDU!

Hated
music: hardcore rap (enjoys light rap and hiphoppy rap quite a bit), screamo, heavy metal, emo music, anything that's not uplifting, most dubstep (admits there are some good dubsteps that are great for dancing to
clothing: leggings worn as pants, push-up bras, cleavage, lowrider jeans (they're so uncomfortable plus terribly unflattering in most cases!), female shirts that are so thin that even with two tanks underneath can still see bra and yet the shirt is the most expansive brand at the store, Aeropostle, American Eagle (with the exception of one or two pieces of clothing)
food: beef liver (lovers chicken livers), fois gras (nastiest shit on earth), extremely rich desserts

My Type: Hahaha! Guess! Okay, so I'm actually kind of sadistic and teasing, and my type is weak (or lightly toned), cute, happy, gentle, feminine guys. But not shy guys! They've got to be able to bring me out of my bubble because I'm actually naturally quite shy myself, an interesting combination with my sadism. But I also like height, lots of height. Tall guys are good. Very good. As long as they still fit the other requirements. *nods*

Random Fact: I currently have strips of blue and lime green in my hair because my sister and I did it on a whim when she came up to visit me during her spring break.

WARNING: CRAZINESS AND RANDOMNESS ABOUND. CREATURE IS EXTREMELY STUBBORN AND UNWILLING TO BEND TO OTHERS AT ALL. SHALL NEVER ABANDON QUIRKINESS EVEN IF IT MEANS DEATH.

End self-introduction. ^_^


I'm a nickname giver. They are usually based off of first impressions and often make no sense, even to myself at times, and have the most random sources behind them. Here are the nicknames I've given out so far.
Humans
JubileeOfPuppies: Ingo-chan, Yuu-chan, her real name that SHALL NOT BE DISCLOSED HERE
SILVERWOLF1213: Wolfy-chan
Hazard: Hazzy
Shadow4000: Ka-chan
RowanRose: Peanut (short for Peanut Butter Girl)
Sasaui Uchiha: Sasa-chan
Shizake Uchiha: Shi-chi, Shi-nii (cuz he's my virtual big bro of course X3)
nkbz: Buta-chi, Sekkai-kun (is currently called Sekkai-kun)
purpledinosaur: Dino
Oma Zah Zur Ring: Zahzah-chan
Silver Mist Guild: Simigu-chan
OCs
____: Wakawaka (she's an OC of Peanut, but I've used her nickname so much I can no longer recall her real name!)
Uchiha Kokoro: KK-chan
Keitaro: Ya-chan
Katari: Alphabet-kun
Kazan: Zebra-kun


I'm also a nickname receiver. I always welcome new nicknames of any sort. I find them quite fun. They don't even have to make sense. I just ask that you don't make something inappropriate.
JubileeOfPuppies: Sumi-cha
DropDeadThenDance: Masumi-chibi
Shadow4000: Miya-chan
RowanRose: UzuRose-chan, Ma-cha, Miya-chi, maybe Auddie-pie :3
SILVERWOLF1214: Mimi-chan
DestinyGirl: Miya-chan
SasauiUchiha: Niji-chan
Kado(he is an OC): Emi-chan
Kazan (an OC): Hei-chan
Oni Nexus: Audi-chan


My Naruto Top 5 Males
1. Zabuza
2. Kabuto
3. Haku
4. Minato
5. Genma
6. Oro-chi (Orochimaru)

I know this is a really weird thing to put on here, but I'm going to do it anyway because I really enjoy drinking tea, and I drink it a lot, so...
My Top Five Teas
1. Chamomile
2. Rosehip
3. Green
4. Peppermint
5. Lemon Ginger
6. Orange Pekoe
And I hate all fruit tea. I don't count lemon as fruit tea because it actually uses the skin, which doesn't taste quite the same as using the fruity part. Also, orange pekoe has not got anything to do with the fruit.

P.S.
I am aware that my "top five" lists have six items in them in actuality! Deal with it! That's what happens when one is bad at decision making and choosing. :3


So, there are a few other miscellaneous things to put here. I'm (CLEARLY) a manga addict, but I actually prefer shojo over shonen quite a bit. I love cute and adorable romances. But what I love even more than cute and adorable stories are really messed up, layered plots with lots of heartache and demented developments. Because of that, my other favorite manga genre is seinen, which is actually meant for males but of a different, older age range. A big determining factor for my love of a manga is its art as well. I love certain styles to great extremes. Most of these styles are older art styles in terms of manga, but I still prefer them. I like beautiful manga. Details are nice, but really it's more the feel of the flow of the lines. One such manga with art I greatly appreciate is Wallflower. Another is 07 Ghost, and yet others include Mana, Kuro Bara Alice,

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Summary: So, I think the title explains it pretty well. Basically I have an extreme obsession with Zabuza, always have and always will. In recent times my obsession is very strong, and I'm craving Zabuza fanfiction. I write it myself, but I want stories and plotlines that I don't know where are going. I want surprise in it for me. I looked around and have found close to nothing. What I have found was yaoi ZabuHaku pairs, extreme OOC, or both. I'm not a fan of yaoi, especially with the ZabuHaku pairing. It's blasphemy to me. I also don't approve of lemon and won't read it. Basically what I'm looking for is a story with Zabuza (and maybe or maybe not Haku) as one of the main or important characters in the story. There can be romance or no romance, doesn't matter. I just want it to be clean and fun, whichever way you take it. And please try to avoid OOC, especially extreme OOC. Saaaank you! ^_^
Categories: OC-centric, General Fiction > Character-Centric, General Fiction > Naruto, Het Romance > Fluff, General Fiction > Pre-Series, General Fiction > Timeskip, General Fiction > Post-Naruto, General Fiction > Timeless Characters: All, Zabuza