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Lollipop! =^-^= by IDK

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Lollipop! =^-^=
By B2D

It all started with a lollipop.
One single, jumbo lollipop.
A stupid LOLLIPOP!!!
The thing it did…an idiotic thing.
Add a little idiot blonde and an idiot lollipop together and what do you get?
A Seme hard on…err, maybe two Semen?
…anyway, it’s stupid, really.
The Semen brothers, of course, Ita & Sasu, saw a blonde Kitsune walking down the streets…with a lollipop.
He, of course, stopped and looked at the two staring Uchihas.
“Hey,” he then kept walking, “You look awesome today.” He said with a wave of his hand.
The Uchihas, who were fighting before Kitsune came, fought again, this time, for a different reason…
“HE SAID THAT TO ME!!!”
“FOOLISH LITTLE BROTHER, THAT WAS FOR ME!!!”
“NOT!!!!!”
“I’LL GET YOU FOR THAT!!”
“TRY!!!!”
Sasu got sleeping poisoned and since Ita didn’t know what Kitsune’s house is, he couldn’t attack and rape him.
Ita did the only thing he COULD do…rape his own brother.
Moans could be heard from the room of the two Semens.
*Somewhere in the world of Gay*
“He-he, u win, Kyu, but go to tell you, getting two Semens to do it with each other isn’t ALWAYS fun and easy…”
“Fine, Kit, but since I won, I get you know…”
“Oh, not yet, got to do the last part of the deal.”
“You’re just scared that I would live you behind afterwards…I’ve been with you for years, you think I would go now?”
“…”
“It’s okay, it’s those entire perverts fault, and I’ll wait for you.”
“Thanks, now, time for some snooping…”
*Back to the Semens*
“This is good, Kyu, we’ll be rich!”
“Sure, sure, can WE do it now?!”
“I THOUGHT YOU WOULD WAIT?!”
“YEAH, I thought you would be all over me by now!!!!”
*SMACK!!*
“YOWCH!”
“IDIOT!!!”
*Somewhere in Heaven*
“That’s my boy!!!”
“I hope you don’t men that in a sexual way, Minato…
“Uhh, of course not?”
“WHY IS THERE A QUESTION MARK AT THE END?!”
“WAH~!!!” *runs away*
‘Now I know where Naruto’s temper came from…’ *sweatdrop*

THE END~!!!!


okay, i have 3 brains...one is IDK, who rules and is usually on...
but B2D got out and wrote this.....
IDC: got bored
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