It's a marvelously sunny day, there are seagulls flying around, there's a strong smell of salt and the waves are crashing against the side of the large ship....
Wait a moment, ship, salt, seagulls, sun......They all start with s! That only means one thing.....That it has nothing to do with our story!
Noleta: Stop goofing off, you know ship doesn't count...It starts sh and not s.
Oh thats's true....my bad. Anyway, as you know it was a marvelously sunny day, etc. etc. when the cast of Naruto woke up on a large pirate ship.
Naruto Cast: WTF!
Noleta: Welcome aboard the Frying Dutchpan landlubbers! It's a beautiful mornin to sail across the sea.
Naruto Cast: WTF!!!
Noleta: I've chosen you to go on an adventure with me.
Kakashi: Well did you ask if we wanted to.
Noleta: Kakashi, Kakashi. You're perfect for the job, just take off your hitaite and replace it with an eye patch. You know you want to....
Kakashi: No I don't...
Noleta: Yes you do...
Kakashi: No I don't...
Noleta: Yes you do...
Kakashi: No I don't...
Naruto Cast: Excuse us but we're here to...
Noleta: Yeah I know, I'm going to individually fight with all of you....Yes you do, Kakashi!
Kakashi: Fine, lets just agree with whatever she says, so we can get over and done with this...
Noleta: Hooray, I win! Firstmate Kierra, time for piratey makeovers...
Kierra: Aye' aye' Cap'n!
*A few seconds later*
Done!
Noleta: Whoa, that was fast....
Kierra: Yeah, I just drank some Red Bull, so I'm super energized.
Noleta: Red Bull....Did firstmates drink Red Bull?
Kierra: Well no, I doubt they even....
Noleta: That's right, only the captains were allowed to drink Red Bull.
Lore: There wasn't any Red Bull back then...
Noleta: How would you know? Did you live back then?
Lore: No but....
Noleta: BUTTS ARE 4 POOPING!
Lore: TT_TT Thats my joke...
Noleta: You are hearby demoted to cabin boy, Lore.
Lore: Then who'll sail the ship?
Noleta: I will of course..
Will Noleta be able to sail the ship or sink it? I think it's the later one.
Noleta: Hey you! Shut up, up there!
No....
Noleta: I'll get you some day woman of the sky! I've decided I'm to lazy to sail. Cabin boy Lore you are promoted to Navigator!
Lore: I was a Navigator 2 seconds ago..
Noleta: Do you want to be a cabin boy again?
Lore: No, Captain.
Noleta: Anyway, back to my precious Naruto cast! The adventure we're going on is to find the Dead Man's Chest!
Everyone: Huh?
Noleta: You heard me?
Naruto: What's so great about this chest?
Noleta: Inside of it...there's a beating heart!
Naruto Girls: Ewwwwww....
Noleta: Whoever has the heart can control Davy Johns....and his pet Kraken...
Sasuke: Why would you want to do that?
Noleta: I've always wanted my own pet Kraken..
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Story notes: Schools out, No notes
Chapter notes: This is a response to a challenge....Its a crossover of Naruto, The Pirates Of The Carribean and my OC's...
The paragraph form is me, Paula speaking, like a narrator from the sky..
Chapter end notes: Will the Naruto cast survive the quest for Noletas knew killer pet? What people will they meet on the way? Will Kierra ever drink Red Bull again? Find out in the next episode of 'I't a Pirates Life for Me' !