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One Shot. 6 kids and a Caravan! by AphoriditeRose

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Sophie walks in on Sasuke dressed in a pink tu-tu and white ballet pumps.

Sophie: "SASUKE!"


Sasuke: "IT WASN'T MY FAULT! IT WAS NARUTO! EEAAAUUHH."


Sophie: "Tch! Nobodys capable of making you wear a tu-tu, and you expect me to beleive the dobe did?"


Sasuke: *Nods, while a dark shade of crimson* Eh.. Uh.. Sakura helped...


Anna: HAHAHA! SASUKE'S IN A TUTU! TCHA! XD


Charlotte (Yelled from Kitchen): SOPHIE!? DID YOU LET ANNA EAT APPLES AGAIN?! YOU KNOW IT MAKES HER HYPER..


Anna: *Rushes to get Charlotte and pushes her into bedroom where Sasuke stands, his hands clutching protectively to the fabric of his skirt* Heh..


Charlotte: O.O! Oh my days! WHERE'S THE CAMERA?!


Sasuke: *Yelps* NO! NO! NO!

Enter Naruto holding a daisy chain, grinning glee-fully. Enter Kiba, Holding Akamaru who's sporting a pink ribbon around the tufts in his fur.


All Girls (Including Sasuke): Oh my god.. You.. He.. Eh.. We need a vacation!



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At the Caravan Park.
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Sophie: We'd like to hire this caravan please! Sasuke, your paying.


Sasuke: What the fuck?! Why me?! I didn't plan this trip.


Charlotte: Nah, you where the one wearing the Tu-Tu. Plus you're the guy with the money. *winks* g'on Sasu-chan. *receives evil glare from both Naruto and Sophie*



Sasuke: *Blushes Furiously* Don't call me that! Baka! Fine. I'll pay.



Anna: Haha, he's blushing! Hehe, haha, Whoohaahoohee!



Kiba: Damn, Sophie, you gave her apples again!! *Spins Anna into head-lock and covers her mouth.*



Anna: *Laughs histerically dispite headlock.*



Everybody else: *Sweat-drop..*



Sasuke: Alright, how much ?


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At The Campsite in Le Paromdon.
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Anna: HEY! LOOK! FREE APPLE JUICE!


Everybody else: NO! ANNA! GET AWAY FROM THE APPLE JUICE!


Kiba: *Wrestles Anna to floor* Nooooooo!!!


Anna: Whaahoooo Haha! WahHaaHeehooHaarr.


Charlotte: Oh my...


Naruto: She didn't drink any yet she's still in histerics?



Sophie: It happens...



Sasuke: Hn.



Naruto: Sh'up teme!!



Sasuke: Dobe, don't tell me what to do!



Naruto: Well you could use some advice on what to wear, twinkle-toes!



Kiba: Heh, It's a classic Billy Elliot moment.



Sasuke & Naruto: Shut Up, Dog Boy!


Sophie: Cut it out. Come on, lets go see the sights!


Charlotte: YEAH! I hear, they have a REALLY tall tower here, and you can go up it! Taller than the Hokage Tower! Called the.. Aweful tower.. Something like that!


Anna: *Rises a hand from beneith Kiba* And an enormous clock! They called it Ben.


Kiba: *Looks down at Anna* What kind of name is Ben?


Sophie: *Shrugs* People where weird, back in the day...


Naruto: And a HUGE wheel which you can sit in! It's alien, and watches the people who walk past. They negotiated with the aliens, so they let their young study us humans. That's why it's called 'The Eye.'


Kiba: And a tower..


Sasuke: We've said that..


Kiba: Yeah, but this is different. This one LEANS!


Sasuke: You guys are nuts.


Anna: *Gets up from floor and dusts off clothes* Says Tu-Tu boy.


Sasuke: LET ME AT HER.


Naruto: *Grabs Sasuke's hands behind his back* Do you want to be known as Twinkle-Toes the girl-basher all your life?


Sasuke: Want to be known as Daisy all your life?


Kiba: Heh. Daisy. 'cause he made a daisy chain. Good one XD


Sasuke & Naruto: *Glare at Kiba.*


Charlotte: Lets go to the aweful tower first! *Grins*


Anna: Why? If it's so aweful?


Charlotte: Maybe it's just a bit of an oxy-moron? *grin*


Naruto: *Raised Eyebrow* Cheshire-cat-grin-Charlie-say-what?


Charlotte: Pfft. Never mind...


Naruto: OKAY! TO THE OXY-MORON-AWEFUL-TOWER IT IS!


All: YEAH!


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At the 'Aweful' Tower.
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(In Elevator)


Charlotte: You guys, i'm claustraphobic. And scared of heights. and suffer from vertigo - so i'm not much good on the ground either.


Sasuke: But it was your idea to come here in the first place?



Charlotte: Yaahuh...


Sophie: Geh. You'll live.


Charlotte: *Clings to Naruto* Maybe..


Naruto: *Grins* That's right, it's awefully scary in the aweful tower...


Sophie: *Rolls eyes* Oh lord.


CLUNK. CLUNK. THUD.


Charlotte: AHHHH IT'S STUCK. O.O


Sasuke: Um...


Speaker: Hello, We're having some technical problems with the elevator. You are on the top floor, but the doors won't open. Please wait patiently while we fix it.



Charlotte: Oh Cripes. WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA! SOPHIE, PASS ME AN APPLE!


Sophie: Okay.. *passes apple*


Anna: *eyes apple hungrily and licks lips.*


Charlotte: Anna.. want an apple...?


Anna: * Nodds, drools, devoures apple. Goes loopy.* Whoohaaaooowoooo! HahahaWaahaaHoooWaa!


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