Two months later…
Iruka-chan!
Have dinner with me!
Kakashi
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Kakashi-
No.
-Iruka
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Why not?
-K
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Kakashi-
Because I still hate you.
-Iruka.
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Iruka-chaaaan….
Please?
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No.
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Come on…
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I said no.
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One dinner and I’ll leave you alone.
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Fine. One. Dinner.
-Iruka.
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Iruka-
YAY! I’ll pick you up at 7.
Dress nice.
-Kakashi
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Kakashi-
Don’t be late or I’ll change my mind.
-Iruka
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Iruka-chan
Wouldn’t dream of it.
Yours forever,
Kakashi
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Mine? Getting a bit attached, are we?
Iruka
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Mine-
You like seafood right?
-Yours
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Kakashi-
Stop that.
-Iruka.
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Kakashi-
If you could please return my pants at your next convenience, I would much appreciate it.
-Iruka
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Iruka-
Enclosed; your pants. I washed them for you too. How sweet of me.
Kakashi
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Kakashi,
Indeed. Very sweet. But you kept my wallet. Any reason for that?
Iruka
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Yes, Iruka-chan. You have cute pictures of you after you and your friends reached Chuunin status in there…
I’m keeping one. Enclosed, the rest of your wallet.
Iruka
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Kakashi,
Give it back.
Iruka
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Iruka-
Only after you admit you enjoyed our date.
Kakashi.
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Kakashi-
I did enjoy our date. Now give me my picture back.
Iruka
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Kakashi-
Please refrain from masturbating to those pictures. That’s just creepy.
You can keep that picture now… I don’t want it anymore.
Iruka.
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Iruka-
SO… If I masturbate with your things, you’ll let me keep them?
Kakashi.
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K-
Most likely. Please don’t. I like my things.
I
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I-
What if I masturbate on you?
K
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Iruka!
I’M SORRY! STOP THE JUTSU! I’LL BE GOOD! I SWEAR ON MY ICHA ICHA BOOKS I’LL BEHAVE!!!
Kakashi
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Story notes: A gift for my lovely Rowanashke...
Chapter notes: Inspired by Rowanashke’s lovely fic, The Poker Incident.
Rated for language, and hints at sex.
Chapter end notes: Whatcha think? R and R...