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The Dating Game- Konoha by sasuke kun

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Chapter notes: ZABUZAXHAKU
I WAS BORED OKAY!!!
XD
ZABUZA: WAIT I REMEMBER THIS GUYS OTHER FIC... NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
HAKU: *WEARING DRESS* H-HI ZABUZA
ZABUZA: *LOOKS AT QUESTION* SO Y-YOU'RE A G-GIRL?
HAKU: YUP!!! U WANNA SEE!!!!* PULLS UP DRESS*
ZABUZA: OH MY GOD!!!!!! O_O...^_^
OOOOHHHH!!!!!
HAKU: ZABUZA, U PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZABUZA: *SPILLS WINE ON HER/HIS/IT'S DRESS* OOPS! YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF NOW!!
HAKU: *HANDSIGNS AND THE WINE COMES OUT OF HER DRESS, SHE SLAPS IT IN HIS FACE USING A WATER JUTSU* YOU - R - A - FREAK - IN - PER - VERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZABUZA: OW OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOOUCH!!!!
LIFE PARTNERS DON'T HURT EACH OTHER!!!
HAKU: @#$% U *MUMBLES: LIFE PARTNER MY ASS!*
ROBOT: JUST ASK YOUR DAMN QUESTION SO WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH!!!!
HAKU: OH YEAH, ZABUZA, WHY DO U WEAR THAT CLOTH OVER YOUR MOUTH!?
ZABUZA: CAUSE I SUCKED A DICK AND NOW I HAVE BAD BREATH! WHAT DO YOU THINK!
HAKU: I DONT KNOW!
ZABUZA: WHAT I JUST FRICKEN TOLD YOU!!!!
HAKU:...O_O...^_^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU - HAHAHA- R -HAHAH- GAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZABUZA: W-W- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAKU: OMG AL THESE GUYS R WIMPS!!!
ZABUZA: HERES A QUESTION WHY R U SUCH A BITCH!!!!!!!!
HAKU: OH NO U DIDNT!!!!
ZABUZA: UH HUH!
HAKU: WHO'S DICK DID U SUCK KAKASHI'S! OR GAI'S!!!!!!
ZABUZA: KAKASHI'S!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
HAKU: OH ... UH WELL UM.... AHEHHEH OH CRAP... *SHOULD I APOLOGIZE? ROBOT: NO!!!! HAHAHAH*
HAKU: AH A ROBOT'S IN MY HEAD!!!!!
NARUTO: BELIVE IT!!!!
*KAKASHI WALKS BY *
KAKASHI: HI HAKU, HI DICK SUCK MAN!
ZABUZA: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! T_T
KAKASHI: WHAT DID I DO?
HAKU: I DUNNO... HEY YOUR COOLER THAN HIM! WANNA GO OUT?
KAKASHI: SUR-HEY WAIT AREN'T U A GUY!!!
HAKU: *RUNS SCREAMING THROUGH A WINDOW AND DIES*
KAKASHI: WHATEVER!
ROBOT: COME BACK AGAIN IN THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!
sasuke kun: I SHOULD HAVE IT UP L8R 2DAY!!
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