ALfred: hello folks, and welcome to Akatsuki interviews! well...and the other characters, as well.
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
AlfreD: yeah, and today, Naruto's our victim-i mean, contestant.,
Naruto; BELIEVE IT!
Alfed: okay, you can stop now.
Naruto: right. yeah.
Alfred: so, Naruto...how do you like my show?
Naruto: i freakin hate it. you freaking torture us, you sick little-
AlfreD; okay, okay, i get it....uh...how about fanfiction?
Naruto: say what?
Alfred: uh...fanfiction. like, what you're in now.
Naruto: i'm in a fanfiction?
Alfred:....okay, let me take some time to explain to the cast about fanfiction...one moment, please. for now, have a word with our sponsers.
Orochimaru: does your hair feel odd? do you have split ends? do you need a good conditioner? well, have i got the product for you-
Itachi: whatever yours is, it sucks. my hair is so much sexier than yours.
Orochimaru: SCREW YOU! mine is teh bomb!
Deidera: guys, guys, come on. i'm the best!
Orochimaru and Itachi: SCREW YOU! I'M SEXIER!
Leader: come, come....i'm the best.
Itachi: NO YOU'RE-
Leader: i sign your paycheck, bub.
Orochimaru: you don't mine!
Leader: i'll tell everyone about the time that you were hung by your tounge from the ceiling, and we all-
Orochimaru: you're sexier....
BACK TO OUR PROGRAM!
Alfred: now-
Naruto: WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU PEOPLE DO SOMETHING LIKE LIKE THAT????? HUH????I'M NOT FREAKING GAY!!! ESPECIALLY WITH SASUKE!!
Sasuke:*in the back, cutting wrists*
ITachi: and when the hell did i like Kisame...
Kisame: we're not even friends....
Deidera: and i don't like SAsori, either. stupid wooder freak....dead, too....
Leader: uh...i'm the yodaime?
AlfreD oh, and while i'm here, let me give you a reason why the leader is NOT the yodaime...
the leader has..
BROWN HAIR. GASP! OMG! IT'S TRUE!!! it says so in some picture that shows the current roster of Aktasuki(it's my screensaver, yes it was drawn by the creator of naruto) and you see everyone, but the leader and the blue haired person have their backs to you. and guess what? you can see the leader's head! OMG! and guess what else? IT'S BROWN!!! NOT EVEN THE SAME HAIR STYLE!!!
Leader:...uh....exactly?
Yodaime: and naruto's my son?
Naruto: I'M HIS SON???? AWESOME!!
ALfreD: uh...that's just theory...wait, aren't you dead?
Yodaime: i...think....
AlfreD: *stabs with pitchfork* THEN GO AHEAD AND DIE!
Yodaime: wait, i'm dead. can't die again.
AlfreD THEN HOW ARE YOU HERE????
Yodaime: *shrugs*
Hidan: wait, i just snuck a peek at the latest naruto mangas, and...WHY THE HECK AM I DEAD???
ALfre:D oh, that. i felt like keeping you and Kakazu alive.... besides, you aren't dead, you're just buried alive..cheer up. NOW GO AWAY! I'M INTERVIEWING!!
Naruto:uh...is that it?
Alfred: one last thing. what are your thoughts on Hinata?
Naruto:..? uh...she's kinda pretty, and-
ALfred: PROOF ENOUGH!!!!! GO AHEAD AND GET MARRIED, ALREADY!!1*shoves naruto and Hinata into a church*
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Chapter notes: i don't own naruto....i wish, i don't.