AKTASUKI TRUTH OR DARE:
episode:whatever...
Alfred: welcome to the show!
Lee: techinically, it can't be a show, becuse we'd need to be watching it...
Gai: ah, great logic, my student!
Lee: gai sensei, thank you!
Gai: LEE!
lee: GAI-SENSEI!!
ALfred: GET THE HELL OUTTA MY SHOW!!!*kicks them back to konoha* sheesh...when did i invite them to be here...?
Sakura: .....is this another yaoi dare?
Naruto: please, no....
Itachi: yes! i mean, no...i mean, yes, i mean...shit.
Hidan: AGAINST THE RELIGION! JAISHIN SHALL BRING HIS WRATH UPON YOU ALL!!! HE KILL YOU ALL!!!!
Alfred: well, for this installment of the epic series, i've hired Simon Cowell!
Simon: it sucks.
ALfred: 0_0..i haven't said anything yet...
Simon: so? screw you. it sucks. i can tell.
Ino: i've never liked that show...
Sasuke: ITACHI'S GAY!
ALfred: uh, okay. a dare from pockyninjasandinsanity! who i will now refer to as 'pocky', if i need to talk about...them...
pocky: hello!
Alfred: like that. now, they want me to dare Deidera-
Kisame: finally, not me...
Deidera: meh. i kill you all...
AlfreD: yeah, have fun doing that. now, i dare Deidera to..to..crap, people! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM??? WHY AM I FORCE TO DO THIS CRAP???
Sasori: tee hee, you're screwed. *pokes Deidera*
Sakura: 0_0? you're dead...
Sasori: oh, right, i forgot.
Sakura: HOW DO YOU FORGET YOU'RE DEAD??
Sasori: i don't know. hey, switch to Geico, and save money on your car insurance, remember that!
Alfred:....? well, Deidear, you have to dress up in a cheerleader's dress, and sing U.G.L.Y....have fun cross-dressing...
Naruto: he's a BOY?
Kakashi: don't tell me you didn't know that....you know what, just shut up...
Deidera: *pales* oh, shit....i kill you all...HEAR THAT? I KILL YOU ALL!!! *goes to bathroom*
*come out*
Kisame: GASP!!!!!*claws out eyes*
Sakura: hey, he's kinda cute!
Itachi: uh...erm...*stabs self with a pitchfork*
Deidera: Alfred, i swear to god-
Hidan: ooh, ooh, swear to Jaishin!
Deidera: fine. ALfred, i swear to Jaishin-
Hidan: *meep*
Deidera: -that when i am able to, i wil place every ounce of clay i have at you, AND BLOW YOU TO THE BOTTOMLESS PITS OF HELL! HELL I TELL YOU!
Alfred: i love you too. now..start singing...
Sasuke: wait a second.....i have an idea...*grabs Ino*
Ino: MMEEEEPPP!! SASUKE'S TOUCHING ME!!!!
Sasuke: *puts cheerleader uniform on Ino(without undressing her)*
*puts Ino next to Deidera.
Sasuke: see a resemblence?
Leader: wow...i never noticed it before...
Naruto: yeah, freaky....
Sakura: OMG!! THEY LOOKS EXACTLY ALIKE!!!!!
deidera: i'm gonna kill you...all...wait, if Ino's what i look like as a girl, am i a..hot girl..?
Ino: LIKE HELL YOU WOULD BE! YOU'D BE DEAD SEXY, GODDAMMIT!
Alfred: GET TO TEH SINGING!
Deidera: *sings* (don't know the song, too lazy to post the lyrics)
Kisame: wow. that sucks.
Itachi: *dead, stabbed self with a pitchfork. but don't worry, he'll be back the next part*
Ino"..but i sing much, much better...
Naruto: wow, and i thought i sung bad...
DeiderA: i kill you all..you make me fell bad..
Simon: that was....
Deidear; *sniff*
Simon: ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
everyone:WTF???
Simon: congratulations, Deidera! you are the new Konoha Idol!!!!
Deidera:THANK YOU!!! i dedicate this award to my mom, who made me audition for this....i thought i wouldn't do well, but her loving ways got me to try it, and befor e i knew it, i was here!
Alfred: the hell..? Pocky made him do that..unless....you're his mother?
Pocky: i have no clue what the hell's going on, so don't ask me...
Deidera: and i'll be going to Sunagakure to start my WORLD TOUR! GOODBYE, EVERYONE!!1
*the next day*
AlfreD; well, DEidear's gone-
Deidera: *walks through the doorway* .....i'm home...
Alfred: crap, so quick?
Deidera: yeah..i went to Suna, to start my tour, but remember how i kidnapped Gaara?
ALfred: yeah.
Deidera: he still hasn't forgiven me....*sigh*, and i had so much promise...*Crys*
Alfred: *pats on shoulder* there, there....
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