Kisame: .....wheres alfred...
Deidera: i don't know...
Hidan: it's too quiet...
Kakazu:...too quiet...
Hidan: I JUST SAID THAT!
kakazu: SHUT IT! YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD!
Itachi: YOU BOTH ARE!!
hidan and kakazu: SO ARE YOU!
*pause*
Hidan and Kakazu: JINX! YOU OWE ME A SODA!
Hidan and Kakazu: JINX AGAIN, YOU OWE ME TWO SODAS!
Hidan and Kakazu; JINX AGAIN AGAIN, YOU-
Alfred: *whacks with random phonebook from the dukes of hazzard* shut it, the both of you...i'm back. i had to go finish taking my algebra test. i freaking hate my math teacher...i kill her...
Sasuke: Darn. he's still alive.
Alfred: why..? well, i WAS almost killed by Jango fett on the way here....wonder who hired him?
Sakura:*whistles innocently*
ALfre:D whatever... uh..to a dare....
Itachi: i hate you...i'm still confused about my sexuality...
ALfreD: still? well, sucks to be you. maybe this dare will help yah clear things up.
*clears throat*
A vampire's butterfly wants you, Itachi Uchiha, to sing the song 'Gay Bar' to Kisame...wait...am i reading this right?
*reads again*
0_0.... okay, fine....
Kisame: 0_0....uh...uh....
Deidera: c'mon, Itachi...you know you wanna....mehehe....
Itachi: NO! I DON'T! or...do i..? *twitch* uh...uhm....I KILL YOU ALL!!!!
ALfreD: get on with it, i wanna go watch naruto the movie 3.....
Itachi: *takes deep breath, and sings, extremely fast,*
GIRL!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
(Pause) Akatsuki: O_o....
I've got something to put in you,
(here, Hinata faints)
I've got something to put in you,
(here, Hinata wakes up, and faints again)
I've got something to put in you,
(here, Hinata stays fainted)
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar!!!!
Kisame: .....AHHH!!! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!! SCARED I TELL YOU!!! SCARRED!!!! I KILL YOU ALL!!!
Itachi: (even more confused)
Deidera: FWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Zetsu:...i have lost all interest in this..
Naruto: *whistling the tune*
Sakura: what the hell...?
Naruto" what? it's a catchy tune!
ALfreD: oh, crap..that song is taking over the room..
Zetsu: *singing gay bar*
Everyone but Alfred: *talking about the song and or singing it*
A vampire's butterfly(AVB): FWAHAHAHA! fools! this was all my plan in the first place! all of you...shal be turned GAY! FWAHAHAHA!!!
ALfre:d i shoulda known....how could i have missed it?
AVB: Now, my plan to world domination-
AlfreD; and this leades to world domination...how?
AVB:...okay, fine.My plan to taking over the brains of Naruto characters begins now!
AlfreD: oh no! i need to play a better, more catchy tune...fast!
AVB: IT'S POINTLESS!! THERE IS NO OTHER ONE! FWAAHAHAAAA!
Alfre:d fine then..my secret attack...Kuchiyose no jutsu! summon extremely loud stereosystem!
*Ipod appears*
Alfred:..you've gotta be freaking kidding me...
AVB: it's all over! nothing you can do will stop me!
ALfred: fine then...you leave me no choice. *makes pointless handsigns*
AVB: those handsigns...it's can't be..
AlfreD: hidden jutsu! ultimate rock song the world has ever heard!
Deidera: and that is....GAY BAR!
Alfred: no, it's-
*music begins playing, if you know the song, feel free to join in.*
TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Burninating the countryside,
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!
(Woah, this has wicked dueling guitar solos!
It's like, Squeedly versus Meedley over here.
Go Squeedly!
Go Squeedly!
SQUEEDLY WINS!)
When all the land is in ruin,
And burnination has forsaken the countryside,
Only one guy will remain.
My money's on TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
And theTrogdor comes in the NIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!
AVB: NOOO!!!! ALL MY PLANS HAVE BEEN LAID TO REST, BECAUSE OF THE MOST AWESOMEST SONG IN THE WORLD!! NOO!!
Trogdor: *burninates the room*
AVB: I'LL BE BACK!!!! *poofs away*
Deidera: words...cannot describe...how pointless...that was..
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