Alfred:hm.....we need a truth, today.
Itachi: great. not a dare. now get it over fast.
Alfred:e 'kay, hinata!
Hinata: oh, yes...?
AlfreD: who do you like better? Naruto, or sasuke?
hinata: *blush* um....um....Naruto-kun...
Naruto: HAH! TAKE THAT, SASUKE-TEME!!!
Sasuke: ....*growl*
AlfreD: now, Naruto or...ITACHI?
hinata: *blushes furiously* ...n-n-naruto....kun...
Naruto: HAH! TAKE THAT, PRETTY BOYS UCHIHA!!!
Itachi: *twitch*.....ignore....ingore...*TWITCH* KYAHH!!! PREPARE TO DIE, KITSUNE!! THE UCHIHA BROS. HAVE MORE FANGRILS THAN YOU!!!
Sasuke: 'CAUSE WE'RE SO SEXY!!!
fangirls: MEEEEEEEP!!!
*the room lights dim, and a spotlight shines on Itachi and Sasuke*
Sasuke: oh, i'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my-
Alfred: *punches Sasuke on the head* idiot! if you do that, you'll invoke the powers of YAOI FANGIRLS!
Itachi: oh, we should stop then, because yaoi's soooo stupid.
Naruto: believe it!
Sasuke: i know i've said this before, but...SasuNaru....people are twisted. (no offense, fangirls.)
AlfreD: oi, Sakura. did you know that SasuNaru is more popular that SakuSasu?
sakura:.....WHAT???
Angry Sakura: CHA! THOSE FOOLS!!!
AlfreD: at least you're the second most popular sasuke couple.
Sakura: I'm not sure weather to be happy, or sad...
ALfred: though, the only consistant non-yaoi couples with Sasuke are Sakusasu, and HinaSasu
Alfred: oh, and i've got to go. i'l post the rest of the chapter later.
Sakura: *depressed*
Alfred: and i'm back.
Itachi: wow, that was quick.
AlfreD: cause i'm writing this, you all got frozen in time and space.
Kazaku: 0_0...?
Sakura: *still depressed*
Ino: well, i'm gonna go on ht ecomputer to see what othe ryaoi crap they have on Narutofic.org.com.
Itachi: *jerks up* WE HAVE A COMPPUTER??
Hidan: BUT THAT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION!!
Kisame: SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE A COMPUTER?
KAzaku: *whistles innocently*
Jiraiya: i really don't know where this yaoi stuff comes from. stupid pervy girls..i mean, yuri is sooo much better. *drools*
Tsunade: look who's talking...
sasuke: i mean, who can talk about me ------------------------------naruto-baka, and -------------------------- ME!!!
Tenten: you..do know that everything you just said was censored, right?
Alfred: Pg rating, PG rating...
Zabuza: seen all the HakuZabu fics out there...?
Haku: i mean, just because i look like a girl and live with him doesn't mean anything...
Naruto: WTF???? WHAT THE??? HOW ARE YOU GUYS HERE???
Sakura: YOU''rE DEAD!! DEAD!!!
SAsuke: you, grily-man, almost killed me.
Itachi: *snicker* you nearly got killed by a transvestite? sad, sad...(yes, i got this from Hinotama...i don't own her, either)
Haku: *throws senbon into ITachi's throat*
Itachi: YAOI SUCKS!! *is knocked out*
Haku: anyway, even after that Kakashi person stabbed me through the chest, i was actually still alive. I WAS JUST IN A FREAKIN COMA, PEOPLE!!! DID ANY OF YOU IDIOTS EVEN CHECK MY PULSE???
Sasuke: eh? naruto, you said you checked his pulse.
Naruto: yeah, i did! i checked his foot, and nothing!
SAkura and Sasuke: BAKA!
Haku: anyway. i woke up, and i was in some coffin thing,and i heard Naruto talking, and i tried to yell.
Sakura: i knew that wasn't my Ipod.
Sasuke: Eh? you have an ipod? I WANT ONE!!
Hakui: anyways, you idiots bruied me 6 feet under, and then Zabuza saved me.
Gato: and how are you alive? we died together?
Naruto:...*kills gato*
Gato: what? i was just in the decapatation rehab clinc. *dies* (yes, from hinotama AGAIN! i think she said we could use it, just to say inspired by hinotama, or something like that. all credit to her!)
Zabuza: anyways, you were fighitng my twin brother, azubzA.
Kakashi: you can't be seirious.
Zabuza: okay, i wasn't. i fell off that cliff, went to Tsunade's and bribed heer with sake until she healed me. although, she was so drunk, i think my pinky and index finger have switched places.
Alfred:..well, we've just totally destroyed the entire plot of naruto.
Itachi: we've BEEN doing that. Tobi and Sasori can't POSSIBLY be in atkasuki at the same time.
Sasori: what's that supposed to mean, Tobi? HEY! MY RING! THERE IT IS!!!
Alfred back to the yaoi bashing...
Ino: hey! lokit this! a KiibaXshino fic!
Shino:...you can't be seirious.
Kiba: HE GIVES MY DOGS FLEAS!!
Ino: *reading* and Shino gives Akamaru fleas so that Akamaru won't give his attention to Kiba, becuase Kiba loves akamaru...who writes this crap?
Kiba and Shino:" WTF???
shino: i don't lie kiba!
Kiba: i don't like akamaru!!
Shino and Kiba: I LIKE HINA---- i mena, i like hinotama's stories....ehehe...
Alfred: *grins8 surre...
hinata: oh, did someone say my name?
Kiba and Shino: NO!
Ino: oh, and a SasukeX garra fic.
Garra:.....
Sasuke: oh god.
Naruto: what? you're both emo.
Garra: SAND COFFIN!
Naruto: EEP!!! KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!!
Gamakichi: hey, naruto? wanna play now?
Naruto:..CURSE YOU, MEG!!!
Meg: what did i have anything to do with this?
Everyone: *punches meg into famil guy*
Ino: oh, a .....Jriaya Orochimaru fic. well, we saw that coming.
Jiraiya: *screams* *runs into wall*
Orochimaru: *wipes his tounge. all 1000 yards of it*
INO: thses people are sick...wait? can it be??
Sakura: what?
INo:a.....a.....JiraiyaNaruto fic???
Everyone: KYAHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE ----!!! WHAT IS WRONG WIHT THESE PEOPLE??
Jiraya: WHAT WILL THESE SICK K BASTARDS THINK OF NEXT??
Ino: A Firstr, second, thrid, fourth quadruple lemony yaoi fic?
*silence*
Everyone: DAMMIT MEG!!!
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Chapter notes: WARNING: if you like yaoi, DON'T READ THIS. I'M SEIRIOUS. i will bash yaoi so much in this episode, it's funny to me. i don't own hinotama.