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Atkasuki..truth or dare!! episode 1!!! by Xrayer

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Chapter notes: i don't own naruto. yeah. i don't own alfred is me. yeah....um...okay. this is in script format... oh, and there are a FEW things in these that you won't get. you may THINK you do, but you don't. i don't own family guy.
Alfred: OKAY!!! I'm Here, LIVE at mount ATKASUKI! with me, is the..ENTIRE ATKASUKI CLAN!!!

ITachi: When did we agree to this? i should just KILL you. *begins to make hand signs*

ALfred: NOPE!! i bribed your leader with a year's membership at SAM'S CLUB!!

Itachi: you've GOT to be kidding me.

Alfred: nope. now, on with the truth and dare!

Kisame: lord, take me now.

Alfred: 'KAy, our readers will review, and give dares! yay! now, for the first one! OI!! ITACHI!!

Itachi: *prepares to use fireball jutsu*

Leader: *Whacks Itachi on the head* NO! he gave me a membership!! *eats Doritos*

Itachi:....

Deidera: DAMMIt, MEG!!! (i don't own family guy...)

ALfred: Kay, first dare is...ITachi. you must apologize to your brother, Sasuke, for killing your clan! and i've brought him here!!"

SAsuke: *in a blindfold*

Itachi: NO!! I'M NOT DOING THIS!!!

Alfred: OH REALLY??? *opens small trapdoor next to itachi* inside this trapdoor...is a room containing..RABID FANGIRLS!!!

Itachi:...ok, fine

Alfred: *Rips off blindfold*

Sasuke:...where am i-

ITachi:..Sasuke.

Sasuke:..Itachi? KILL!!! KILL!!! MAIM!! KILL!!

Itachi: i'm...er..um...S-s-s-..*twitch*

Alfred: go on...

ITahci: I'M SORRY!!

Sasuke: KILL! KILL- wait. do you really mean that?

ITachi:...NO! foolish little brother. if you wish to kill me, and live in an unsightly way, run, run and live! and Hate me!! KYAHAHAHA!!! (see episode....whenever it showed all those Itachi flashbacks)

ALfred:....well. until next time, then.
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